Saturday, March 10, 2007

Father forgive them for they are republicans



"I have sinned against you and I beg your forgivenesss" ~Jimmy Swaggart~

Let's get this out of the way right now; everyone has skeletons in their closet. Hey, it's the American way. After all, how can you seriously "pursue happiness" if there ain't a few skeletons here and there? So unless you are Amish, up for saint hood, or you were born in a manger in a town called Bethlehem, I am guessing you have done some sh** in your life that you are not very proud of.

Which brings me to my friends in the rethuglican party. I think I could tolerate these guys a little more if they weren't such hypocrites. All that preaching about moral virtues and finger pointing at the unholy secular progressives as well as the rest of us heathens, tends to get really old with me, especially if you have some skeletons dancing in your closet your damn self. Take Newt Gingrich for example, the man who led the rethuglican charge to impeach the first black President while all the time getting his freak on with his own little mistress on the side. Now now Newt, that's not nice, pointing your finger at Bill's little indiscretion, and doing who knows what while tucked safely away in your closet. Oh if those closet walls could talk huh Newt. "Ahhh Newt give it to me big daddy, give it to me Mr. Speaker, put that gavel right there, aah this it big daddy, show me how that Republican revolution works, and put your contract on America all over me" What a creep, but worse, what a hypocrite. And let's not forget that other rethuglican hypocrite, who surfaced right around the same time, thanks to Hustler Magazine exposing his phony ass. Seems Bob Livingston (R) Louisiana, was getting his freak on as well all the while pointing his fingers at Arkansas Bill. But he at least he had some shame, resigned in the midst of the bru ha ha, and walked away from his political life and the halls of congress. Is it any surprise then that the latest major republican candidates for President have had at least nine wives (that we know about) between them. Not a bad number if we are talking about nine candidates or even eight, but we are talking about four f*****g guys here. The irony is that the Mormon among them has had only one wife. ("Field that statement was a little bigoted against Mormons". Yeah please forgive me on that one)

I wish more of these rethuglican and conservative hypocrites would be like Bob Livingston and just walk away. But they won't. There is Newt every night on the Fake News Network, telling us his vision of America and flirting with a run for President. There is Dick Morris-that toe sucking megalomaniac- every night on; where else, The Fake News Network, telling us how the elections will turn out and what the political trends are. There is Ollie North-a convicted lier and felon-on; where else, the Fake News Network, with his own show, and staring us down with his disgusting mug every night as if he is proud to be Ollie. I mean I know we believe in forgiveness and redemption in America, but at some point we have to say enough. (I swear I can't wait to see who that D.C. madam has the goods on.)

I am sure the irony wasn't lost on anybody when it turns out that conservative Marine hero, Cpl. Matt Sanchez, turned out to be a gay porn star, and hooker.(Seems he was a hero to the right because he took on a bunch of "moonbats" at Columbia University) I bet everyone of those homophobic morons that attended the CPAC convention are trying to remember if they shook his hands or not. "Honey you know that Marine fellow we met in Washington? Did you know he was a fag? Oh my God, I can't remember if he touched me or not! " There he was with the "camel neck" one, mAnn Coulter, (yeah the same mAnn Coulter that called John Edwards a "faggot") smiling for the pics and looking like just another clean cut military man who is proud of his country and his commander in chief. Semper Fi soldier! Geez. But you get the point, if we weren't talking about Republicans this would not be an issue, the fact that this Marine is a former gay porn star. But because we are talking about rethuglicans, it is an issue, because we all know how they feel about the likes of gays,secular progressives, and liberals. I am so glad Matt Sanchez worked his hustle on those conservative Republicans ( I can't believe that he buys into their bull sh**) and used their dumb asses for maximum exposure at the CPAC convention and on shows like Hannity and Colmes; on where else, you guessed it, The Fake News Network.

But this is what happens when you have skeletons in your closet but act like you don't. In the field's world, rethuglicans are like slick preachers, it's always do as I say but not as I do. Unless of course someone opens up that closet door...."I have sinned against you and I beg your forgiveness" . Hey f**k you, I don't forgive you, and I can't stand you mother fu****s . But that's just me. I understand that it's not my forgiveness you want, it's your Gods. At least that's what you say. But I am guessing that getting the forgiveness of your conservative base and the Kool Aide drinkers who follow you is more important than Gods. After all, God doesn't vote does he?

12 comments:

MartiniCocoa said...

you are on fire. i pray for other americans to get the clue and put down the kool aid.

Not Your Mama said...

Good analysis. Face it, if you live past, oh, 30 or 40, you're bound to have some kind of baggage. It's their hypocritical, holier-than-thou routine that disgusts me.

It's called incongruence. Living or pretending to live ones life in a manner contrary to the beliefs one espouses. Leads to severe whacko-nutjob-ness. And these inmates have been running the asylum.

C-dell said...

I have been saying this to people for the longest. I am from Louisiana. I now how conservative and radical these hypocrits can get.

Liz Dwyer said...

This was a GREAT post, Field. I heard about Newt the other day and wowzer! What kind of hypocrite tries to impeach someone for doing exactly what he's doing? They're all crazy and just drunk with a lust for money and power. It's a sad, sad thing.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you pointed out the rank hypocrisy of Newt "I served my wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital suffering through cancer" Gingrich.

All the while he wants to nail Bill for nailing Monica, he's nailing someone himself.

They make me sick.

Anonymous said...

It will be fun watching the pretzel logic from the right to justify voting for some of these clowns.

Brian said...

Field....

You are on target once again.

"Rethuglican"? I think I might have to add that one to my library.

Tasha said...

Wow Field, all I can say is GREAT post!

Christopher Chambers said...

Sad sh*t, isn't it? He orchestrates this "confession" and then has the gall to say it was OK because he didn't lie. Well, wasn't Slick Willie lying about booty, too? It wasn't a crime of state, like Watergate, Iran-Contra, Teapot Dome, anything the Bush Adim is doing now...and what Newt himself put the country through by attmpting to remove Willie from office. Note the backlash even from Republicans.
Willie lied in a deposition in a civil law suit. M-fs do that all the damn time!!! But these asses orchestrated the suit, the phasing of the suit into a major govt. investigation and on and on...

Look man, the sad thing is here is that yet friggin' again, the Democrats (and our "cleaner" black leaders hahahaha) don't seize on this and rip this mug a new a-hole.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I feel you chris, I am getting so sick of these wimp ass so called leaders we elect to represent us, it ain't even funny.


But hey, this is America, we have to be safe, don't want to upset the folks in the "main stream" and be too combative :)

Francis Holland said...

The smug and eager falseness of Oliver North reminds me of the smug and eager falseness of Mark "I NEVER used the "N"-word"" Fuhrman. With the right looks, you can tell just about any lie in America and have people cheering you on.

Matt Sanchez said...

wow, what a hate-speech speaker