Monday, September 25, 2006

NIgger Coming Home To Roost.


Well folks it seems my "macaca" friend is in the news again. You remember him don't you? He called an Indian American staffer of his opponent, S.R. Sidarth, a "macaca" or monkey. Yeah that guy. Well this time, a former teammate at UVA outed him about racial slurs he made about us black folks while he was the QB no less for those "Wahoos".

Anyway, this isn't just some normal outing. The man that did the outing is a former teammate and friend who played wide receiver on the same team with George Allen,-damn those wide receivers-and is now a practicing physician, and apparently a pillar of his community down in North Carolina.

Now of course George Allen according to the AP has "vehemently denied" these charges, and he calls them"ludicrously false". He has even had five former teammates come out to support him. -Like what else did you expect? They were going to come out and say, yeah we got together and called those black folks niggers all the time. Heck, they have reputations to protect too - Yeah sure you didn't George, and do you really expect any normal thinking person to believe you? Now don't get me wrong, and the field has been consistent with this position all along. You are not alone George. In fact, I suspect that if what happened in the dark would come to light, most white men over forty who lived South of the Mason Dixon line-or north of it- has dropped the "N" word at some point in their life. The key of course, is the company in which they drop it. Most white folks have learned that you NEVER EVER say that word in public, or around people that you can't trust. -black or white-This is true especially of white folks who have something to lose and who must seem politically correct at all times. Of course, the problem with Mr. Allen is that he did not have a crystal ball back then, and he could not have known that he was going to become a member of that most distinguished of all clubs, the American senate. Now fast forward to 2006, and Georgie porgie finds himself in the fight of his life to go back to Washington, and this little nigger thing is getting in the way.

George, I have a name for you: Mark Fuhrman. Remember that guys little nigger snafu? Yep, it caused a killer to walk free, and damn near destroyed an entire city. This was F. Lee Bailey to the FAUX NEWS analyst and racist dejure. "You say under oath that you have not addressed any black person as a nigger or spoken about black people as niggers in the past ten years Detective Fuhrman?" And of course, then came the now infamous reply that freed OJ
and set race relations back fifty years in America. "That's what I am saying sir" We all know the rest; as it turns out Mr. Fuhrman was lying, kind of like I suspect the good senator is. In fact, after listening to Larry Sabato a political scientist from UVA on "Hardball" with Chris Mathews tonight. I would bet my prized Al Kaline baseball card Allen is lying. But what else is he going to do? The guy wants to be President one day for crying out loud. And believe me on this one. White folks do not want a President that was outed with the "N" word. It just wouldn't look....well...American. After all, we like to keep those types of things in the closet. Gotta keep that lie of racial harmony alive in the home of the brave and the land of some free.

Now of course, we all know that this little revelation will not give all Virginians pause as to whether they should vote for George or not. In fact, I suspect that it will help him in some parts of the state more than hurt him. After all, many of my republican friends will reason, it was over thirty years ago, and didn't we all do things we weren't proud of at some point? And the answer to that is; of course we did. But we didn't lie about it to millions of people in order to get elected. Hey, I am going to confess right now; I called a white guy a cracker once...actually more than once, and I am not proud of it. Actually, if I could go back in time I would have maybe said things a little differently. Maybe I would have called him just whitey or something. But I didn't, I called him cracker, and I am ashamed of it, and I have to live with that for the rest of my life.

Gee, that actually felt pretty good. I wonder why George doesn't do that? I would certainly understand, as I am sure most black folks would. But he won't, because you would have to damn near give a white man in that position the Chinese water torture before he admits in public that he called us niggers, even to a bunch of his Friends.

So George, at the end of the day, you will probably get elected, because Virginians won't let a little nigger comment get in the way of good government. I mean, didn't that state's most revered native son, have a little black mistress on the side, knocking the boots, while enslaving her people? Yeah I thought so.

Finally George, I guess you still have to deny deny and just hope this goes away. Maybe you can check over in the house, and see if you can find one of those house Negroes to come out and vouch for you? They do it all the time. Hold a press conference with a house negro on the left, and house negro on the right. Give them each a nice hug, and have them say things like; Senator Allen has been really good for black Virginians, and I have known this man all of my life and there is not a racist bone in his body. Then smile with them, give em a soul shake, look your constituents in the eye and say: Now would someone that uses the "N" word have done that?

5 comments:

  1. Hey TNB, nice to see you out my man. Just a quick question; does your parole officer know that you are posting on the net?

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  2. 09 27 06

    Hey FN:
    That guy seems like a real jerk to me. That macaca thing, then denying his Jewish heritage and everything else. Let's just face it he is a stone cold muthafu&^*( racist! I have no love, no respect and absolutely NO PATIENCE with racists.

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  3. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Hey FN... I wanted to comment before on your "Some Of My Best Friends Are White" post on an experience I recently had, but I just didn't have the time. However it seems more fitting here.

    I was out with my supervisor and our Section manager last friday. Now they are both White and in their early 40's. We had attended a number of intense meetings during the week and had decided to end the day and unwind with drinks and appetizers at a trendy creole bar/restaurant. We were having a good time, drinking, laughing, eating and flirting with the ladies.

    A little background before I continue with the story: My supervisor and I have a real close working relationship. He confides in me and tells me a lot of what is going on at the HQ. He has recommended and assisted me in getting many "choice" assignments and opportunities. My Section manager is also very good to me and always speaks highly of me in meetings (it's embarrassing sometimes).

    Anywayzzzz here we are having a good time and it's time to go. We have a hospitality event to attend and it's getting late. The manager let's us know that he has paid the bill and we need to get going. Now my supervisor had been talking to this dark-skinned East Indian woman for quite some time. He is obviously "hitting" on her and is perturbed that we have to leave. We get into the car. The manager is driving, my supervisor is in the passenger seat and I am in the back behind him. He is excitable that we are leaving and he says to the Section manager: "Why are you in such a rush to leave. Didn't you see that I was talking to the "NIGGER!" I was dumbfounded. It was like I got kicked in the balls. I couldn't believe he had just said that! Especially with me in the car! I guess he forgot that I was Black! The manager also went silent and ghostly white... but he didn't say anything. My supervisor then tried to down play the whole event by stating he only used the "N" word to rile up the manager. He NEVER apologized. I must admit I didn't know what to say or do... He approached me afterwards and I just stared at him and didn't say anything. I think they are "freaking" cause if I put in a complaint, THEY ARE BOTH SCREWED!

    The experience was eye-opening for me. I didn't think that my supervisor had "that" in him... and the manager is complicit by his silence. Lesson learned. Once again.

    Blessings.
    Asa.

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  4. Wow! Thats was deep Asa, but don't be surprised, that's par for the course in my book. I think your Supv. just felt comfortable enough around you to let his TRUE feelings come out.

    But you are in a tough spot my man, and I say use it to your advantage. Make them sweat and keep that over their heads until you need them for something. Trust me, they know they owe you now :)

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