Bring on the "Balders"!

As his O ness said at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, "it has been a rough week".

And it was a rough night for Mr. Bad Hair and FOX as his O ness put his well scripted comedy routine to work. That shot of O' Liely chewing away as everyone in the room laughed at the FOX NEWS table was priceless. Donald looked like he was cool with it for a minute, but O wouldn't let go, and he (Trump) just kept shrinking under the scrutiny.

Hey, at least he didn't make fun of his hair. I know I make light of it, but his hair is serious business. I am not alone with this, there are certain folks in this country (a fraternity to which I belong) who agree with me.

"The president’s done his part; now it’s Donald Trump’s turn to show us some proof—of the authenticity of his hair. “Balders,” Vanity Fair explains in a challenge to the real estate mogul, are “a small but increasingly vocal group of conspiracy theorists” who’ve “hijacked the news cycle,” and it’s time to put the matter of Trump’s scalp to rest. Is it natural, or a hairpiece? Or perhaps a transplant?

Already, a number of theories have reared their head, writes Juli Weiner. The most radical balders believe it to be “a deliberately deceptive hairpiece that only resembles a bad comb-over,” or possibly “several smaller hairpieces stitched together.” Sure, Trump has called it “actually my hair,” but that doesn’t rule out a transplant. “A secondary, long-form follicular examination”—certified by a barber—“is necessary.” If balders remain unsatisfied, “we insist that Trump submit to air, wind, and Dutch rub tests.” [Source]

I couldn't agree more. How can we elect a man to lead us who isn't even honest about his own damn hair? "But field, doesn't Joe Biden have hair plugs?" Yes, and that's why he is the Vice President.