Sunday, October 30, 2011

To squash, or not to squash, that is the question.

As we approach Halloween, I have a truly scary story for you fellows.

Now, I must admit, that a long long time ago (a really long time ago; waaaaay before Mrs. Field) I considered myself somewhat adventurous in the  boudoir.

But in all of my travels I never heard of some kinky s^%* like the following:

"Woman Reveals Potentially Fatal Sexual Fetish Called “Squashing”

Some sexual fetishes are freaky, nasty and most have an acquired taste, but there are some that are life-threatening and "squashing" is one of them.

"Massive Mocha" is an advocate for the apparently erotic act of sitting on a man until he is almost unconscious as a part of foreplay." [Story]

Wait a minute now, squashing?!! If any of you reading this have been on this sexual adventure please holla at your boy. They never had this kind of stuff when I was living the single life. But, then again, I am not sure that any of the women that I dated could have pulled it off. *shaking head*

And finally, speaking of scary stories...

"A veteran air traffic controller who directed Michelle Obama’s plane into the potentially dangerous turbulence of a massive military jet this year also made a mistake that nearly caused a collision involving a U.S. congressman last year.
The circumstances of the April 18 incident — in which a plane carrying the first lady and Jill Biden, wife of the vice president, came too close to a C-17 while approaching Andrews Air Force Base — was outlined Thursday in a report by the National Transportation Safety Board.

I was thinking that he was a tea party plant until I read the next part of the story...

"The controller responsible for the mistake, Breen Peck, was also involved in an incident in June 2010 when a United Airlines Airbus 319 carrying Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis.) came within 15 seconds of colliding with a smaller jet while approaching Washington.

The United pilot could be heard saying “That was close” on the radio. He reported pulling up hard after a cockpit collision warning went off, narrowly missing a 22-seat commuter jet.

“At the very least, the [Federal Aviation Administration] should have retrained the controller after the incident on June 28, 2010,” Sensenbrenner said, “and then fired the controller after the error that caused the first lady’s flight to abort a landing at Andrews Air Force Base.”

Peck is in the midst of a comprehensive retraining program that began shortly after the Obama plane incident. He said Thursday that he has been trying to get transferred from the Potomac Terminal Radar Approach Control facilities in Warrenton, which controls all traffic in and out of the region’s three major airports.

“I’ve been trying to get out of here for several years,” said Peck, who acknowledged his involvement with both flights." [Story]

Mr. Peck, here is one blogger who hopes that you get your wish.   

52 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:35 PM

    "erotic act of sitting on a man until he is almost unconscious as a part of foreplay."

    Hmm...sitting where?

    MinneB

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  2. Anonymous7:38 PM

    u so nasty field negro thats where ur mind is most of the time which is why u let buceta breaf banks post on ur ite muah muah muah muah muah muah muah this is the funniest shyt ever mane! that fat chick is a sicko she prolly sits on baby chicks too jess like those other nasty animal squashing videos u into some kinky shyt nucka!

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  3. Anonymous7:39 PM

    she prolly likes sitting on weak ultra pale wite guy nerds who have a power fetish what a disgusting sow!

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  4. You know what Field?...I'm speechless on "squashing"!

    Air safety hasn't been the same since Reagan many years ago eliminated the air traffic controllers union.
    Overburdening fewer controllers may have something to do with this and let us not forget those who are sleeping on the job.
    ≥⁰,⁰≤ Frightening ≥⁰,⁰≤

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  5. Anonymous8:19 PM

    Squashing? Where you get that picture of Queeny Queefa?

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  6. Anonymous8:20 PM

    12.5% of the planets have 71% of the Mass - # Occupy Jupiter

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  7. Anonymous8:47 PM

    LOL! Oh Field! The mental images, the mental images!
    The Field stuck under a mass of flesh, arms and legs flailing wildly trying to get out from under! Haahahahaha! (I have a vivid imagination)....

    But on a serious note, isn't human sexuality such a complicated thing?
    This is akin to the asphyxiation fetish where men have actually died from going to far with it.

    I have read that the trauma in childhood will become the erotic stimulus in adulthood or something to that effect.

    And are the erotic fantasies of women any less trashy than those of men? I think not, judging from myself anyway...but I digress...;p

    Carry on...

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  8. Anonymous8:48 PM

    Field, didn't you post about a fat lady who murdered her boyfriend by sitting on him in bed and got off without a sentence? It seems her black boyfriend was messing around on her and it really pissed her off. For the life of me, I don't know why any man would want a big fat women who weighs so much she could kill him by sitting on him.

    These fat women are dangerous. These women ought to be registered as lethal weapons.

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  9. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Also have heard that being an air traffic controller is one of the most nerve wracking jobs there is.

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  10. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Desertflower, "And are the erotic fantasies of women any less trashy than those of men? I think not, judging from myself anyway...but I digress...;p"

    Please digress. Let's hear your confession. I know you are a Catholic girl.:)

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  11. Anonymous8:52 PM

    Anonymous said...
    For the life of me, I don't know why any man would want a big fat women who weighs so much she could kill him by sitting on him.

    These fat women are dangerous. These women ought to be registered as lethal weapons.
    8:48 PM
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    Oh come on Anon, c'mon now...me thinks thou doth protest tooo much:))))hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  12. Anonymous8:55 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Please digress. Let's hear your confession. I know you are a Catholic girl.:)

    8:50 PM
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    Yeah, and us Catholic girls are the worst perverts around too;p

    But nooo, this is a political blog and it's The Fields, we can't turn it into a "let's confess our sexual fantasy" thing here...I dunno,or can we? :P

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  14. Hey DFlower, what a beautiful avatar! Is that a cake? Looks fit for a Queen such as myself, LOL!!!

    Field, I just wanna know where did you get THIS story from, LOL? Given the obesity epidemic in this country, there's probably going to be more and more stories like this in the news.

    My question is, how in the hell do you defend a case of squashing which led to murder in court?

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  15. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Please watch this video of truth about Blacks. As a race we are really screwed up. It makes you wonder WHY FN, or any of the black blogs have not said anything about our own demons:

    http://officialdarkgirlsmovie.com/

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  16. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Desertflower, "But nooo, this is a political blog and it's The Fields, we can't turn it into a "let's confess our sexual fantasy" thing here...I dunno,or can we? :P"

    Yes you can confess on FN. It's ok, really. I am the FN resident Priest. It could be a cathartic experience for you and many others too. Let us pray before you start: Lord, cleanse this woman's soul as she tells everything. Free her, Father in Heaven....Amen.

    Now go ahead and confess. You are protected.

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  17. Anonymous9:45 PM

    Dr.Queen said...
    Hey DFlower, what a beautiful avatar! Is that a cake? Looks fit for a Queen such as myself, LOL!!!
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    Thank you! You're right it does have a royal look to it! I loved decorating that one!

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  18. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Anonymous said...
    I am the FN resident Priest.

    Now go ahead and confess. You are protected.
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    You first, as a Catholic priest I know you must have a loooooot to confess! LOLOLOL:p

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  19. Anonymous10:04 PM

    Desertflower, "You first, as a Catholic priest I know you must have a loooooot to confess! LOLOLOL:p"

    Silly woman. Everybody knows that Priests don't confess. Besides, today they are clean as a whistle. so there is nothing to confess.

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  20. Pedifiles, racists, homophobes, stalkers/assholes, and goobers.

    What a crowd Field, what a crowd, LOL!!

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  21. Anonymous10:09 PM

    Dr Queen, there are no homphobes or stalkers on FN blog. That is just your sick fantasy.

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  22. My Black Snake Make You Moan10:24 PM

    I bet wite boys are Massive Mocha best customers.

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  23. Anonymous10:43 PM

    Dr.Queen said...

    Pedifiles, racists, homophobes, stalkers/assholes, and goobers.

    What a crowd Field, what a crowd, LOL!!
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    I beg your pardon!!! Count me out of that group. I am a Desertflower and you are a Dr.Queen and we are part of this crowd. As such you cannot generalize that way with those adjectives! :)))

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  24. Anonymous10:44 PM

    Anonymous said...

    "erotic act of sitting on a man until he is almost unconscious as a part of foreplay."

    Hmm...sitting where?

    MinneB
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    LOL!

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  25. Anonymous10:48 PM

    Field said...
    "I considered myself somewhat adventurous in the boudoir."
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    Hey Dr. Queen,don't you just love it when Field speaks French??? ;P

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  26. Dr. LeGitt11:14 PM

    Ms.Queen said...
    Pedifiles, racists, homophobes, stalkers/assholes, and goobers.

    What a crowd Field, what a crowd, LOL!!
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    Hey, don't forget fake doctors.

    You will never be a doctor.

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  27. NSangoma11:15 PM

    ~
    He likes to be squashed too:

    Exclusive: Two women accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/67194.html

    Report Cites Women’s Claims of Inappropriate Acts by Cain
    http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/report-cites-womens-claims-of-inappropriate-acts-by-cain/
    `

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  28. Piere Le Bastard11:17 PM

    Desertflower said...
    Field said...
    "I considered myself somewhat adventurous in the boudoir."
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    Hey Dr. Queen,don't you just love it when Field speaks French??? ;
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    He doesn't really know French. He thinks boudoir means "ass".

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  29. Anonymous11:26 PM

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  30. Anonymous12:15 AM

    He doesn't really know French. He thinks boudoir means "ass".

    You mean it doesn't? I thought it meant gay smelly ass or Queefa's Queefa Da Queen of Queefa's?

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  31. Can't believe they released dude's name in the public. Wow, that's interesting. Nexttime I'm flying into D.C. gotta ask who's on duty and be ready for evasive manuevers.

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  32. Dr. Queen and Desertflower both need Jesus.

    PilotX, are those boys in a union? I think ronnie reagan too care of that. I am guessing that if he was in a union his name would not have been released. But I co-sign with you; I hope dude is nowhere near a tower where I am flying. :)

    "He doesn't really know French. He thinks boudoir means "ass"."

    You mean to tell me that it doesn't mean ass? Damm it! I might have screwed up the first part of my post. :(

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  33. Desertflower said...
    Hey Dr. Queen,don't you just love it when Field speaks French??? ;P
    >>>>>>>

    I'm still trying to decide how/when/if to respond to Fields' assertions, pun INTENDED, ROTFLMBAO!!!

    Jamaican men (especially the Doc I dated a long time ago) have a certain reputation, which if the secret got out, would require immigration amend certain rules regarding their entrance into this country, LOL!!!

    And you're right, we're part of this "crowd" in the Field too!!!

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  34. pookies rule the world

    and they come in all sizes!...
    pun intended

    ie

    is this what big pun meant by "crushing" a lot?

    is that what they call it when the huge fat men are the squashers?



    slow news day???

    tell michelle hobama that karma is real...and may strike anywhere via anyone...

    fyi

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  35. how many tall obese men have squashed petite women for centuries...

    and just called it the missionary position?

    sexism trumps sadism

    cc this to the nfl/nba etc

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  36. see more on shaq and his squashing here


    cc this to shaunie and karrine

    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=karrine%20steffans%20shaquille%20o'neal%20sweat&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arlindo-correia.com%2F061005.html&ei=K6GuTtOKHs7IsQLdoYCbDw&usg=AFQjCNEt6jX8zlt5IH_3TjsHgbb5e8b8Tg

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  37. Honestly I was shocked by the woman photo posted above. She's very big! I hope she's not very ill.

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  38. SasSquash11:04 AM

    Who? Alicia Banks?

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  39. Yeah, they are union. There's something more to this story, interesting.

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  40. See how that evil belly warming turbo breeding nig bitch the vdlr allows the kkk to insult me

    And only deletes my retorts???

    She is an unlicked unqualified blog kkkopper….shame!!!!!



    Yeti = yellow eunuch trifling incessantly:

    U r a lard assed lewd loon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Carry on u fat faceless filthy fool…

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  41. See how that evil belly warming turbo breeding nig bitch the vdlr allows the kkk to insult me

    And only deletes my retorts???

    She is an unlicked unqualified blog kkkopper….shame!!!!!



    Yeti = yellow eunuch trifling incessantly:

    U r a lard assed lewd loon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Carry on u fat faceless filthy fool…

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  42. See how that evil belly warming turbo breeding nig bitch the vdlr allows the kkk to insult me

    And only deletes my retorts???

    She is an unlicked unqualified blog kkkopper….shame!!!!!



    Yeti = yellow eunuch trifling incessantly:

    U r a lard assed lewd loon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Carry on u fat faceless filthy fool…

    ReplyDelete
  43. See how that evil belly warming turbo breeding nig bitch the vdlr allows the kkk to insult me

    And only deletes my retorts???

    She is an unlicked unqualified blog kkkopper….shame!!!!!



    Yeti = yellow eunuch trifling incessantly:

    U r a lard assed lewd loon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Carry on u fat faceless filthy fool…

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  44. Anonymous2:38 PM

    love this blog...

    kia

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  45. Here's two shockers.

    Kim Kardashian and her NBA husband (can never remember his name) are getting divorced after 72 days.

    Plus Herman Cain is accused of sexual harrassment.

    Must be something in coon DNA.

    Clarence Thomas, Armstong Williams, Juan Williams......the list goes on and on.

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  46. Coontastic Sam3:02 PM

    UTS: Aren't you a coon?

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  47. If I'm a coon then you must a pimple on a coon's ass, right?

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  48. Coontastic Sam3:18 PM

    No.

    That's that thing you feel when you gettin your squash on with AB.

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  49. Anonymous3:58 PM

    uptownsteve said...
    If I'm a coon then you must a pimple on a coon's ass, right?

    3:12 PM

    There is no if, he is the coonmaster fucknuts suprema

    So now we know you have pimples on dat ass and think they are intelligent life...what a coon

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  50. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Cain is DONE!! Too man white men terrified of the power of a Black man's penis.

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  51. feralanarchy11:07 AM

    squashing is nothing new. FEEDERS.UK have been about the squashing fetish for years. Why are we as black folks always years behind when it comes to fetishes?

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  52. Anonymous10:27 PM

    I know the Jersey Shore cast likes to "smush" but I don't think this is what they had in mind. They should send Massive Mocha to Zuccotti Park.

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