"NOOOOOOOoooo, Put those back! I will not let you buy something that will only dumb you down with idiotic jabbering, contrived media information, and subliminal advertising to get you to buy a lot of trash you don't need! Not to mention those violent and competitive sports!"
Me sitting at home looking at the pictures; "Fuck That, I'll Go Online And Find The Same Shit For The Same Price Somewhere Without Getting My Ass Kicked".
And on Christmas Eve 2015, it is written that in the middle of the crowd fighting over cheap goods, one good Samaritan did find the true mean of Christmas, which she expressed as thus: Lord, save me from Your "followers".
@11:34, oh my such anger on a Sunday morning. Guess you're not one of those fanatical whooteemoos we see on the news in places like Colorado.
Welp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers.
And put your bitchass GED in your avatar mutherf**ker you know damn well you didn't finish high school!!
DQAE said... "Welp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers."
The person who wrote this sentence will never be a doctor.
"The person who wrote this sentence will never be a proctologist. She ddoesn't want to spend her career pulling cucumbers out of the flat asses/pus filled anus' of overweight whooteemoos like my boyfriend. "
While many shoppers clamored for Black Friday electronics deals, one tried to rush through the crowd to get the 2-for-1 boneless wings in the food court.
Black woman w/weave cap: "Dammit, Becky, you just ate lunch 10 damn minutes ago!"
'': Girl, where did you have your fingers?''
ReplyDeleteOk field. Where were you wishing she had her fingers????
And whendid blah men get all freakie????
I don't care about the marked-down TV sets. I just came for the non-consensual dry-humping!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a big loud fat woman to put pressure against a crowd.
ReplyDelete"And whendid blah men get all freakie????"
ReplyDeleteNo one knows when "blah" men got freakie. No one knows what the hell "blah" is, racist prick.
Fat Lives Matter.
ReplyDelete"No one knows when 'blah' men got freakie. No one knows what the hell 'blah' is, racist prick."
ReplyDeleteRick Santorum knows what "blah" means. Those are the people whose lives he officially doesn't want to make better.
LOL @ Whitey!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! So far Field is the winner! and I don't think anyone can beat that one! :D
ReplyDeleteWe'll see...
Red haired woman: I *gasp*,*huff* *puff* absolutely love post Thanksgiving extreme sports!
ReplyDeleteWhite woman screaming:
ReplyDelete"NOOOOOOOoooo, Put those back! I will not let you buy something that will only dumb you down with idiotic jabbering, contrived media information, and subliminal advertising to get you to buy a lot of trash you don't need! Not to mention those violent and competitive sports!"
Fat lady: "Oh...Oh... Oh, black folks...Oooo I'm coming! I love Black Friday."
ReplyDeleteObese White woman: Move bitch, I'm hungry!!
ReplyDeleteAfter getting to box: "Damn, I thought that was a Whooteemeal box".
Me sitting at home looking at the pictures; "Fuck That, I'll Go Online And Find The Same Shit For The Same Price Somewhere Without Getting My Ass Kicked".
ReplyDeleteDeleted scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
ReplyDeletePX
Crowd surfing gone really really wrong.
ReplyDeletePX
Racial harmony is achieved as people of all colors and creeds find unity of purpose in humiliating themselves for a $20 iPad discount.
ReplyDeleteThe white version of Yisheng.
ReplyDeleteThat "fat woman" is as negro as hell. A total fat slut.
ReplyDelete"Bitch, dat MY muffuggin' tee-vee! Ah'll KILL yo white ass, bitch!"
ReplyDeleteBlack Friday: A day when dumb white trash and animalistic entitled black welfare savages can just be themselves, without shame or judgment.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about fat white women that get black men so color aroused?????
ReplyDeleteAnd on Christmas Eve 2015, it is written that in the middle of the crowd fighting over cheap goods, one good Samaritan did find the true mean of Christmas, which she expressed as thus: Lord, save me from Your "followers".
ReplyDeleteWC @10:38 is going to be tough to beat. The leader so far.
ReplyDelete@1:56, the "slim and pretty" version of your Aunt/Mammy,
ReplyDeletePrivate peuny penis said:
ReplyDeleteThat "fat woman" reminds me of my boyfriend. A total anal turn on.
As I alluded before...you, Queenie, are one slimy-assed black piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteLike you got a degree in ANY FUCKING thing.
Prove it, or STFU. Lying bitch.
BTW, genius...you still can't spell with your Affirmative Action "Degrees"
ReplyDeleteIt's "puny". Butt, lol, you wouldn't think, once slipped up your nasty ass.
@11:41 stalking asshole, ONLY an IDIOT with something to prove, spell checks posts on a blog full of uneducated whooteemoos.
DeleteAnd since flip phones don't have auto correct, I don't expect you to understand that either.
BAWHAHAHAHA!!
Fat Chick: "All I wanted for Christmas was one of them TV's!"
ReplyDeleteBald Dude: "You ain't gonna shit right for a week"
Fat Chick: "Coal in your ass is worse than coal in your stocking"
Bald Dude: "Ho, ho, ho"
@11:41 stalking asshole, ONLY an IDIOT with something to prove, spell checks posts on a blog full of uneducated whooteemoos.
ReplyDeleteAnd since flip phones don't have auto correct, I don't expect you to understand that either.
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@11:34, oh my such anger on a Sunday morning. Guess you're not one of those fanatical whooteemoos we see on the news in places like Colorado.
ReplyDeleteWelp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers.
And put your bitchass GED in your avatar mutherf**ker you know damn well you didn't finish high school!!
DQAE said...
ReplyDelete"Welp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers."
The person who wrote this sentence will never be a doctor.
"The person who wrote this sentence will never be a proctologist. She ddoesn't want to spend her career pulling cucumbers out of the flat asses/pus filled anus' of overweight whooteemoos like my boyfriend. "
DeleteThat was easy!
BAWHAHAHAHA!!!!
^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteLike I said.
Never.
I wouldnt' screw a nasty Balckslacnesesdoo even if in the ass to save my life,
ReplyDeleteWhat a disgusting thought.
Probably pull a "chitin" out. Make me vomit.
ReplyDeleteBlack Fridays matter
ReplyDeleteWhile many shoppers clamored for Black Friday electronics deals, one tried to rush through the crowd to get the 2-for-1 boneless wings in the food court.
ReplyDeleteBlack woman w/weave cap: "Dammit, Becky, you just ate lunch 10 damn minutes ago!"