And with one wave of the hand, Trump made DC white again.
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Why would she want to be Jackie O? Who the hell would want to sit around while their husband makes mob deals, fucks every piece of strange from coast to coast, and ultimately gets his head blown off? She beats the hell out of Tranny Obama. But she probably has no fucking idea who Jackie O even is. Because she's attractive, y'all made that connection, not her. Black women be jelly...
"All your ideas are failures. All your political activity has come to nothing, if not less than nothing. You have made the world a worse place by having been born, by having seen the light of day and by having breathed. You have been repudiated in a conclusive and humiliating fashion.
You could maintain the last tiny scrap of dignity you have by remaining silent, although you most certainly will not. But whatever you do you will be treated as dead men, dead men forgotten as soon as the mourners turn their backs on the grave. There is a future, life goes on, but it goes on without you. We will Make America Great Again, and there is nothing you can do to stop us.
Melania: "Where are those people with the fast car who said they would help me get the hell away from this bloated orange psychopath? You'd think I could find them easily---nobody is here?
WTF Donald! I've gone commando for you since 2005. Why do I have to wear panties now just because I'm FLOTUS? They're riding up my crack making my dress look lumpy.
Did you see Steve Banon's boy get knocked out? BwahahahahahahahHahahahaha! No wonder James hides behind a keyboard, white supremacists get knocked the fuck out in public. Now that's some embarrassing shit.
Grab some of this, world leader pretend puke and your pussy teaser of a witch in blue. the dumbasses all salute you and will defend you to your white assed death you puke. Fuck you trumph and your family with you.
Won't you at least sleep with me in my suite? I was hoping, maybe later on, you know... Well maybe you could model for me just one last time for old time's sake. Please, baby... I love you!
Probably: ‘’Don’t worry Melania, just you wave at them, girl. They’re quite harmless. Kinda nasty to look at. Bigly. We’re safe. They’ll all bitch about us on line. Bitch about us on line. But they’ll end up blaming each other; and voting for us again. And again and again. And again.’’
FAKE ASS JACKIE HO!
ReplyDeleteI thought the same. She will never be Jackie.
DeleteBetter than the sheboon that skanked up the white house. Need to tear down the old,they'll never get the stench out.
DeleteAnd with one wave of the hand, Trump made DC white again.
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Why would she want to be Jackie O? Who the hell would want to sit around while their husband makes mob deals, fucks every piece of strange from coast to coast, and ultimately gets his head blown off? She beats the hell out of Tranny Obama. But she probably has no fucking idea who Jackie O even is. Because she's attractive, y'all made that connection, not her. Black women be jelly...
White women like Josh want Black men.
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ReplyDelete"All your ideas are failures. All your political activity has come to nothing, if not less than nothing. You have made the world a worse place by having been born, by having seen the light of day and by having breathed. You have been repudiated in a conclusive and humiliating fashion.
ReplyDeleteYou could maintain the last tiny scrap of dignity you have by remaining silent, although you most certainly will not. But whatever you do you will be treated as dead men, dead men forgotten as soon as the mourners turn their backs on the grave. There is a future, life goes on, but it goes on without you. We will Make America Great Again, and there is nothing you can do to stop us.
Good night, and good riddance."
Shady and the tramp
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ReplyDeleteHis imperial travesty Neon Don and the first,his third "lady" on the stroll.
Funny as hell, 3:09!!
ReplyDeleteMelania: "Where are those people with the fast car who said they would help me get the hell away from this bloated orange psychopath? You'd think I could find them easily---nobody is here?
ReplyDeleteNice raincoat, Melanoma.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Damnit, Melancholia, streetwalking is illegal!
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ReplyDeleteMorticia and cousin Itt enjoy a cloudy overcast dark dank day in D.C.
WTF Donald! I've gone commando for you since 2005. Why do I have to wear panties now just because I'm FLOTUS? They're riding up my crack making my dress look lumpy.
ReplyDelete"Hello America. Meet my super hot wife and YOUR new First Lady, Ivanka ... I mean... Melania Trump!"
ReplyDelete"I must've drained the swamp...no one's here"
ReplyDelete"Okay, I've walked longer than Michelle...back into the limo"
ReplyDelete"Magda looks terrific, don't cha think?"
ReplyDeleteManwell Hung @8:24 is the leader so far.
ReplyDeleteMD@3:09 is in second place.
ReplyDeleteDon "the neon Neuropeon" trump's security detail has worse haircuts than he does.
Donald, who are we waving to?
ReplyDeleteShut up!
Did you see Steve Banon's boy get knocked out? BwahahahahahahahHahahahaha! No wonder James hides behind a keyboard, white supremacists get knocked the fuck out in public. Now that's some embarrassing shit.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/20/politics/white-nationalist-richard-spencer-punched/index.html?client=safari
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Awesome couple, love that picture.
ReplyDeleteLook Melancholia, not a black person in sight. That's my America!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me dear, but there is hardly anybody in sight.
Shuddup bitch or I'll deport you!
"You gonna grab that thang tonite Donnie like you promised?!!!
ReplyDelete"Size doesn't matter dear"
ReplyDelete"I'm hung like the Washington Monument"
"I meant crowd size dear"
@The knockout game: He says he wasn't knocked out "...I can take a punch..."
ReplyDeleteSo I just said, fine, have another.
-Doug in Oakland
Grab some of this, world leader pretend puke and your pussy teaser of a witch in blue. the dumbasses all salute you and will defend you to your white assed death you puke. Fuck you trumph and your family with you.
ReplyDeleteWon't you at least sleep with me in my suite? I was hoping, maybe later on, you know... Well maybe you could model for me just one last time for old time's sake. Please, baby... I love you!
ReplyDeleteDennis the menace and his stripper wife.
ReplyDeleteProbably: ‘’Don’t worry Melania, just you wave at them, girl. They’re quite harmless. Kinda nasty to look at. Bigly. We’re safe. They’ll all bitch about us on line. Bitch about us on line. But they’ll end up blaming each other; and voting for us again. And again and again. And again.’’
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DeleteIt is nice to see an attractive First Lady with tasteful fashion sense again. Melania looked lovely in baby blue.
ReplyDeleteAmerica is saved!!
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