Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years I'm rocking my peers Puttin' suckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom Explosions, overpowerin' Over the competition I'm towerin'
Men surrounding Kim Jong Un think while biting their tongues: "Oh Lawdy don't let me laugh! Puhleeze oh great Buddha, make me think very sad things! Wherever did he get that stupid coat? If only I could seek refuge in America! Don't let me laugh out loud oh Buddha!!!Puhleeze" !!!
I remember that night and the Tennessee Waltz; Only you know just how much I have lost; For I lost my little darling the night they were playing The beautiful Tennessee Waltz.
"With the assistance of the brilliant scientists of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, I have made a great breakthrough in advanced weapons technology. Henceforth, all our nuclear attack capability will be concealed beneath this rather stylish overcoat, where the Yankee imperialist bastards will never suspect to look for it!"
Everyone else:
"That is most glorious, Dear Leader! You are truly resourceful and wise! All your enemies must surely be vanquished! Can you please release our families from the dungeon now?"
Kim Jong-un: The sexual revolution of the Sixties created not communism but capitalism in the sexual market, where the unattractive underclass is exiled while the privileged initiates are drained by corruption, sloth, and excess.
Don't call it a comeback
ReplyDeleteI've been here for years
I'm rocking my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
Explosions, overpowerin'
Over the competition I'm towerin'
Yessir, your date is magnificent.
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Men surrounding Kim Jong Un think while biting their tongues: "Oh Lawdy don't let me laugh! Puhleeze oh great Buddha, make me think very sad things! Wherever did he get that stupid coat? If only I could seek refuge in America! Don't let me laugh out loud oh Buddha!!!Puhleeze" !!!
ReplyDeleteI remember that night and the Tennessee Waltz;
ReplyDeleteOnly you know just how much I have lost;
For I lost my little darling the night they were playing
The beautiful Tennessee Waltz.
With the record collection and the mirror's reflection I'm a dancing with myself.
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Solider: You seem very happy today My Great Leader!
ReplyDeleteKim Jong-un: I am! I'm dancing on that American fool's grave, Donald Trump.
Your arms are too short to box with God ...
ReplyDeleteThe Only World Leader With Worse Hair Than Trump:
ReplyDelete"With the assistance of the brilliant scientists of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, I have made a great breakthrough in advanced weapons technology. Henceforth, all our nuclear attack capability will be concealed beneath this rather stylish overcoat, where the Yankee imperialist bastards will never suspect to look for it!"
Everyone else:
"That is most glorious, Dear Leader! You are truly resourceful and wise! All your enemies must surely be vanquished! Can you please release our families from the dungeon now?"
It's this big and if you laugh I kill you.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
16th April 2017. Meters of wall built = 0.
ReplyDelete16th April 2017. Days Obama has spent in jail 0.
ReplyDelete16th April 2017. Meaningful comments by PC = 0.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to everyone, even Godless communists like Purple Cow.
ReplyDeleteKim Jong-un: The sexual revolution of the Sixties created not communism but capitalism in the sexual market, where the unattractive underclass is exiled while the privileged initiates are drained by corruption, sloth, and excess.
ReplyDeleteGeneral Lee: You got mad moves, Dear Leader
Watch my Gundam Style!!!
ReplyDeleteTramontate, stelle! All'alba vincerò!
ReplyDeleteNKBH to Drumpfuck Bad Hair- My electoral victory was yooger than yers. Mine was unanimoose.
ReplyDeleteBTW Drumpfuck drew a line in the sand and NK crossed it. Drumpfuck blinked and then lied about it.Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Where is his buddy, Rodman?
ReplyDeleteLast Orangutango in Pyongyang ...
ReplyDeleteFuck the gooks and chinks!
ReplyDelete30 degrees left bank.........hold your orbit........target locked.......clear to engage........FIRE!!
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