Trump: Melania, I'm busy. Here at the NBA with my buddy Bill. No, we're not watching the cheerleaders. Bill-O: check out the rack on that blond...you want her or the red head?
I think I had more experience with women than Bill O'Reilly way back in 1974 when I would pop a test boner before a date and somehow, without fail, shoot my wad at home right before we ever went out.
At least I was fantasizing about pleasuring the girl and that was the direct cause of my premature deflation. Eventually I figured out that it was better to include the girl in the celebration.
The real guys used to jack off right before a date just so they could last longer when the real thing came along.
Mangled apricot went golfing-again. Drumpf's personal chopper is using the heli-pad built for AF-1 at Drumpf Dump South. Since the pad was built Drumpf hasn't bothered to use it. Waste of millions some more.
Sunday at least three Drumpf tapeworms invaded teevee and gave three different impressions of Drumpf's foreign policy in Syria The mouthpiece that should be leading the charge is playing golf-distancing himself from difficult positions that could easily blow up and he won't be blamed for them. reign policy in Syria. Some leader.
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Trump: Melania, I'm busy. Here at the NBA with my buddy Bill. No, we're not watching the cheerleaders.
ReplyDeleteBill-O: check out the rack on that blond...you want her or the red head?
Billo: Not here, Donnie-Poo, we'll get in trouble.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Donald: "Which is sexier: telling a woman you're gonna grab her pussy, or rub some falafel on it?"
ReplyDeleteI think I had more experience with women than Bill O'Reilly way back in 1974 when I would pop a test boner before a date and somehow, without fail, shoot my wad at home right before we ever went out.
ReplyDeleteAt least I was fantasizing about pleasuring the girl and that was the direct cause of my premature deflation. Eventually I figured out that it was better to include the girl in the celebration.
The real guys used to jack off right before a date just so they could last longer when the real thing came along.
Off-topic, but media are reporting that the reason for Bannon's removal from the Security Council is that he and Trump's son-in-law hate each other.
ReplyDeleteFistfight inside the clown car ...
Trump On The Phone: Hey, security, can we have the woman in the blue dress thrown out? She's giving us the middle finger.
ReplyDeleteBillO: Down, Trump boy! I know an invite from a put down.
Shit and Stink! Birds of a feather.
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ReplyDeleteRight wing pinpricks who wouldn't give an inch if they had one ...
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ReplyDelete1947 to 1979 the bottom workers income rose 122%. Since Ragoonomics not so much.
Hey Bill, lets say we order up a few pussies to grab. How do you like yours?
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Yeah,they put us in the wrong seats!There's nothin' to grab and no dresses ta look under!!!
ReplyDeleteVladimir, all is well on the pussy and political front. Bill say's hello comrade.
ReplyDeleteMust have been Fake Noize "victims of sexual assault allegations" day minus Roger Ailes.
ReplyDeleteAiles looks like Alfred Hitchcock ... What's our excuse? ...
ReplyDelete" What's our excuse? ..."
ReplyDeleteMy excuse is lack of effective and easily obtainable birth control in 1960...
-Doug in Oakland
9th April 2017. Meters of wall built = 0.
ReplyDeleteMangled apricot went golfing-again. Drumpf's personal chopper is using the heli-pad built for AF-1 at Drumpf Dump South. Since the pad was built Drumpf hasn't bothered to use it. Waste of millions some more.
ReplyDeleteSunday at least three Drumpf tapeworms invaded teevee and gave three different impressions of Drumpf's foreign policy in Syria The mouthpiece that should be leading the charge is playing golf-distancing himself from difficult positions that could easily blow up and he won't be blamed for them. reign policy in Syria. Some leader.
Trump: I'm ordering an advanced copy of James' book.
ReplyDeleteBillo: I hear it's a real page turner.
Trump: I hear it's a real page burner.
Both: bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteDolt.45: Quit crying! Beck's advertisers came back!
Fritz alt licker: Bull!
Anon@12:56 PM, is number one. Doug@1:51 is second, and BF @12:42 AM, is third.
ReplyDeletehey,at least we aren't Bill Cosby......
ReplyDeleteman its nice sitting here being civilized while in Chicago on the other hand....
ReplyDeleteFuck the gooks and chinks!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteman its nice sitting here being civilized while in Chicago on the other hand....
10:42 PM
No shit,pavement apes just killed a black crook county judge outside of his home.
I will get you a job but I have one word for you hookers
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