"Look, I'm not saying that your costume is terrible, but Baron's costume is fantastic. It's fabulous. It's the greatest costume in the history of Halloween. He's going trick-or-treating as Steve Banon, and his candy bag is uuyge."
I may have tricked your parents, but I gotta tell ya, I won't be making America great again, I gotta tell ya, when I'm done with it, it won't even be good. If you're still around in 8 years and Mike actually pardons me, let's go out. You remind me of Ivanka, complicit!
I grabbed her tit with my left maulie and shoved this thumb up her pussy. I am the greatest treat any woman ever had because of my yooge hands. If any of you repeat this, I will call you a liar in public. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
"It was a dark and stormy night, 20 years ago today, right here at this desk, when President Clinton inserted a cigar into the vagina of a 21 year-old intern!"
Trump is throwing a huge hissy fit on Twitter as the long arm of the law closes in on him and his goon squad.
And sycophantic Chris Christie is joining in on Trump's hysterical false victimhood. Perhaps the Outlaw Jersey Whale still believes he can get a job in the Trump Cabinet? That doesn't seem like the savviest plan. Ain't gonna be a Trump Cabinet for long if these are the last days of the Trump presidency.
It will be funny watching Trump squirm. The fat, evil bully is used to suing poorer people into submission with expensive attorneys, but he can't outlawyer his opponent this time. Mueller has effectively infinite resources.
No numbnuts, Lewinski was an adult waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above the legal age of consent to have sex with another consenting adult.
Clinton, unlike dirtbag Nugent didn't apply to be a 16 year old's adult guardian so he could bang her. No! You goofy fuckers are obsessed with who is sleeping with whom as long as that who or whom are Democrats. Consensual sex is not a crime. Statutory rape is. If not for death threats from right wingers, that girl who claimed to have been raped (and it was corroborated by an employee) Drumpf would be either hanging by his nutz with Dems leading the charge or deified by shit for brains and no morals wingnuts.
There's nothing wrong with the boss diddling the summer college help in his office during working hours, then lying about it and disparaging her character and questioning her sanity for two years until he was forced to admit it. Nothing at all.
- LOL! That's actually pretty funny ;) - - "I think I'll go down to Mexico...I think I'll tell him the war is over..." - - I know, not related to coming up with a caption for the photo, but Oh Well -
- I was thinking something along the lines of "Little girls must never eat Halloween candy, or any treats, so they stay thin and pretty and grabbable", but it seemed funnier before I wrote it down ;) - - I like Doug's, though, because I can actually imagine a kid saying something like that, because kids don't mince their words ;) -
OOOh I get to touch little girls. I'm not worried about it because by the time they're old enough and brave enough to tell on me, I won't get to call them liars because I'll be long gone.
He bitches about others instead of working to get better. Typical of a guy who never served a day in his life using a username of a military officer. What a pussy.
Yeah you know in about 10 years I'll be grabbing ya right?
ReplyDelete"You're not scary, you're just a jerk."
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Yes kids I tweet a lot but at least I didn't wish myself a happy bday to this future prez like my opponent did.....
ReplyDeleteNext time, bring your mothers so I can grab their p*ssies.
ReplyDeletePosting the heart wrenching story of an author’s concern over raising a son in America:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/oct/28/raising-black-son-america
Kid: "Hey, nice pumpkin! Let's carve a hole in the top for a candle!"
ReplyDeleteTrump: "OW!"
"Look, I'm not saying that your costume is terrible, but Baron's costume is fantastic. It's fabulous. It's the greatest costume in the history of Halloween. He's going trick-or-treating as Steve Banon, and his candy bag is uuyge."
ReplyDeleteLook at my big hands, say their bigger than yours
ReplyDeleteIf that's a Halloween picture, then where are all the little spooks?
ReplyDelete:D
'Spooks' is slang for negroes BTW, for all the slower-minded folk who browse this site.
ReplyDeleteWhich basically is everybody here.
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ReplyDeleteCAN'T.
ReplyDeleteSTUMP.
ReplyDeleteTHE.
ReplyDeleteTRUMP.
ReplyDeleteON MONDAY THE WICKED SHALL FALL.
ReplyDelete“Mr. President, is it true Kellyanne Conway is living in a sewer as the IT Clown?”
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?
ReplyDeleteOk children, I've got a box of corn pops. Who wants to help me oppress the brown corn pops?
ReplyDelete"Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?"
ReplyDeleteDoug loves those tapes and golden showers.
"Look, you may have been changing into your costumes when I walked in, but believe me, I've seen it all before. Nice little ass, by the way."
ReplyDeleteI may have tricked your parents, but I gotta tell ya, I won't be making America great again, I gotta tell ya, when I'm done with it, it won't even be good. If you're still around in 8 years and Mike actually pardons me, let's go out. You remind me of Ivanka, complicit!
ReplyDeletePlease Mr. President could you tell the negroes to stay in their own neighborhoods to trick or treat.
ReplyDeleteI grabbed her tit with my left maulie and shoved this thumb up her pussy. I am the greatest treat any woman ever had because of my yooge hands. If any of you repeat this, I will call you a liar in public. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWhich one of you is Pickles? ...
ReplyDelete"It was a dark and stormy night, 20 years ago today, right here at this desk, when President Clinton inserted a cigar into the vagina of a 21 year-old intern!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteTrump is throwing a huge hissy fit on Twitter as the long arm of the law closes in on him and his goon squad.
And sycophantic Chris Christie is joining in on Trump's hysterical false victimhood. Perhaps the Outlaw Jersey Whale still believes he can get a job in the Trump Cabinet? That doesn't seem like the savviest plan. Ain't gonna be a Trump Cabinet for long if these are the last days of the Trump presidency.
It will be funny watching Trump squirm. The fat, evil bully is used to suing poorer people into submission with expensive attorneys, but he can't outlawyer his opponent this time. Mueller has effectively infinite resources.
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Lewinski herself said she was 22. How old was Drumpfuck's 13 year old forcibly raped victim?
ReplyDeleteIt's different for wingnuts cuz Drumpf gave her consent to her.
It's different for wingnuts cuz your allegations are bullshit, while ours are a matter of public record.
ReplyDeleteFuck yourself with a corn cob, you piece of shit.
"Lewinski herself said she was 22"
ReplyDeleteOh, then it's perfectly okay. Not like if she was 21.
No numbnuts, Lewinski was an adult waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above the legal age of consent to have sex with another consenting adult.
ReplyDeleteClinton, unlike dirtbag Nugent didn't apply to be a 16 year old's adult guardian so he could bang her. No! You goofy fuckers are obsessed with who is sleeping with whom as long as that who or whom are Democrats. Consensual sex is not a crime. Statutory rape is. If not for death threats from right wingers, that girl who claimed to have been raped (and it was corroborated by an employee) Drumpf would be either hanging by his nutz with Dems leading the charge or deified by shit for brains and no morals wingnuts.
There's nothing wrong with the boss diddling the summer college help in his office during working hours, then lying about it and disparaging her character and questioning her sanity for two years until he was forced to admit it. Nothing at all.
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ReplyDelete"...the Outlaw Jersey Whale..."
- LOL! That's actually pretty funny ;)
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- "I think I'll go down to Mexico...I think I'll tell him the war is over..."
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- I know, not related to coming up with a caption for the photo, but Oh Well
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This is rare. But the first two comments in the comments section are #1 and #2.
ReplyDeletePilot and Doug holding it down. :)
- I was thinking something along the lines of "Little girls must never eat Halloween candy, or any treats, so they stay thin and pretty and grabbable", but it seemed funnier before I wrote it down ;)
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- I like Doug's, though, because I can actually imagine a kid saying something like that, because kids don't mince their words ;)
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Want to piss of wingnuts, remind them of the dumbass dubya gun walking fiasco they dumped on Obama and call the Outlaw Jersey Whale Fat and Furious.
ReplyDeletego suck a tailpipe mike
ReplyDeleteNo White House for Chris Crisco ... Just White Castle ...
ReplyDeletePX ALWAYS comes up with good ones!!👍🏽
ReplyDeleteLimpbaugh said...
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?
6:54 AM
Yes show it to us.....................
OOOh I get to touch little girls.
ReplyDeleteI'm not worried about it because by the time they're old enough and brave enough to tell on me,
I won't get to call them liars because I'll be long gone.
ha ha ha ha
Wow. Isn't that just odd. Pilot and Dougie get field's approval.
ReplyDeleteYour sister-in-law Queenie isn't included?
Jealous your dumb ass can't come up with a good line? Now go look for news on Jessica Chambers.
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ReplyDeleteLimpbaugh said...
Does anybody wanna see a pee pee tape?
6:54 AM
wolf........wolf.......wolf.........
Commandeered his participation trophy or he'll take his ball and go home.
ReplyDeleteHe bitches about others instead of working to get better. Typical of a guy who never served a day in his life using a username of a military officer. What a pussy.
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