The House Negro Power Rankings.

 

10. Tim Scott: Still silent when it comes to criticizing his master, Donald Trump. We will see if he remains quiet if any of the citizens he represents in South Carolina have to sacrifice their children for Mr. Trump's war. 

09.  Clarence Thomas: He dropped a little, but Uncle Clarence will always be a mainstay on this list.

08. Jason Whitlock: Still jigging as far as I can tell. Hopefully he can utilize all that jigging energy in a workout routine.     

07. Nicki Minaj: Nicki dipped a little because she has managed to stay out of the news cycle. Knowing Nicki tough, she will be back.  

06. Ice Cube: Still soft shoeing for dollars. All money ain't good money, bro.  

05. Snoop Dogg: See above. A little higher than Ice Cube because he is a bit more popular right now. 

04. Stephen A. Smith: No change for Stephen. He is just as loud and just as wrong as ever. 

03. Van Jones: Playing the bothsidism game on CNN is more dangerous now than ever.  Sadly, no one does it better than Van. 

02. All the Negroes on X (formerly Twitter)  cooning for those Elon Musk dollars: They post crap pretending that we are living in normal times, and that Trump's systematic destruction of America is somehow a good thing for black people. 

01. Wesley Hunt: This clown begged Trump for a job after shining his shoes and making a fool of himself at every turn. Trump, of course, did not help him. He was also delusional enough to believe that conservative white folks in Texas would elect him to be their Senator. That is peak House Negro behavior.