Wednesday, May 01, 2024

Cricket deserved better.




Every now and then a member of the MAGA crowd shows you who they really are. Take the governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, for instance. It recently came to light, by way of her hastily penned book, that she murdered her family puppy, Cricket.  She did it because she could not control its behavior, and in her own words, she "hated" the dog. 

I am sure she thought that this revelation would bring her closer to the rest of her MAGA friends and put her in the driver's seat to be Donald Trump's VP pick, but it backfired. She has been living in a MAGA bubble where being cruel to poor and underrepresented people was fashionable, so she thought that this mentality would translate to animals as well.   

Sadly for her, and her political career,  her calculation was way off. She forgot how much American's love their pets, especially their dogs. (I could have told her. I wrote about this very thing years ago.) Now,  Americans are united in their outrage at her actions. I mean seriously, who murders a puppy?! She tried to rationalize away her actions by saying that she lived on a farm, and that farmers have to make  tough choices between life and death when it comes to their animals. But no one is buying it. We are talking about a puppy for crying out loud. The thing is, the man she has been auditioning for would have probably done the same thing. Cruelty to animals is a known trait of sociopaths. Donald Trump hates dogs, and Kristi Noem knows that.  This little blurb from her book was to  him and the rest of the MAGA base. These folks, after all, believe that cruelty is sexy. The cruelty is the point with them. 

This, though, was a bridge too far. And Noem knows it. Her political career is over. If Trump wins he might reward her with a  position in his cabinet, but that's the best she can hope for. 

Americans will forgive her cheating on her husband with a known scumbag, but not killing a puppy.  

RIP Cricket.   



85 comments:

  1. When I was a kid, we had German Short Haired pointers. They were great dogs. I don't remember having to train them to hunt pheasants, but I was just a kid and perhaps I missed that part. Both of them were female, and both of them managed to sneak off of our property and get pregnant. The puppies were dark brown and not the sort of dogs that you can hunt pheasants with. One of the two bird dogs, though, got really aggressive after she had her puppies, and both of them would go after chickens. My dad, because the aggressive dog was the better pheasant hunter of the two, sold her to someone with the wherewithal to deal with her on more land than we had, and got the other dog spayed. We never had any more problems with that dog, and she moved to town with us when we moved, and became a beloved family pet who spent a lot of time sleeping on the hearth.
    If you have bird dogs, you don't let them around chickens. That is common knowledge. Any animal that you own, you have to know how to deal with their behavior and tendencies before you even get them. Like you have to know how to drive before you buy a car. Animals aren't toys or accoutrements for you to show off to your friends. They have their own lives to live and if you are responsible for them, it's on you to facilitate that life. And yes, I know about livestock. At the same time we had those bird dogs, we raised our own cattle and pigs.
    As I have already said, Kristi Noem shooting her dog for being inconvenient and bragging about it in a book is pretty much peak republican.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  2. Anonymous5:47 PM

    In the wake of Roe v Wade being overturned, the Arizona Supreme Court revived an 1864 law that essentially totally bans abortion.

    Now it looks like Arizona Democrats (with the help of a handful of Republicans) are going to repeal it.

    The Christian fundies took another “L” today.

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  3. Anonymous6:14 PM

    I should add that after this law is repealed, Arizona will still have a more lenient, but still objectionable, 15-week abortion ban on the books. So the fight is not over.

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  4. Scotus just might give drumpf the ability to toss Biden and others in to a ditch and shoot them in the head because he doesn't like them.

    Noem is too stoopid to breahe on her own.

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  5. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/arizona-senate-votes-repeal-1864-abortion-ban-1235013675/

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  6. Anonymous6:33 PM

    “Scotus just might give drumpf the ability to toss Biden and others in to a ditch and shoot them in the head because he doesn't like them.”

    I don’t think they’re going to do this, but what it does seem likely they are going to do is to pretend to deliberate over the merits of Trump’s immunity claims, as if they were legitimate and not utter nonsense. They’re going to send them back to a lower court for more consideration, and then they’ll come back to the Supreme Court again, thereby allowing judges to waste all kinds of time scratching their chins and wondering whether presidents are actually kings.

    So, basically, they’re giving Trump exactly what he wanted from these immunity claims: a massive delay of his trial.

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  7. Where did I hear: There are no bad dogs, just bad owners...?

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  8. There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.”
    ― John Grogan, Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World’s Worst Dog

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  9. Liar Noem Nothing claims in her new book she has met Kim Young Gun of North Korea which experts claim as not likely.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/03/kristi-noem-kim-jong-un

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  10. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Woke influencer unintentionally creating the ‘best’ Trump campaign ad


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiOBLqcNjBU

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  11. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Donald Trump Monologue - SNL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLzSLkYnGc

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  12. My theory for why she self-published this story is that the actual version of events is even worse than this.

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  13. Anonymous3:07 AM

    “My theory for why she self-published this story is that the actual version of events is even worse than this.”

    Maybe the opposite is true. She could have invented the whole episode for “cruelty points,” hoping Trump would name her his VP nominee if she bragged about being the biggest bitch in the universe. At this point, I’m not sure she has ever even owned a dog.

    She’s already admitted she lied in the book about meeting Kim Jong Un, although she said she was just mistaken, which makes no sense. I’m not sure how you could think you met a weird dictator with a weird haircut, but actually didn’t. That’s not really something you could be confused about. He’s pretty memorable.

    She also said she turned down an invitation to meet French President Macron, but refused because, according to her, he is “pro-Hamas.” Macron’s people say there was no invitation and who is this Noem person anyway?

    Her memoir should be titled “Pants On Fire.”

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  14. "Noem is too stoopid to breahe on her own."

    Isn't that the case for all Republicans? This is payback for all the times you called them morons, dimwits, idiots, ect. Now they have control of an entire political party and more than half of the country. I guess us eggheads and nerds just have to either accept it or wait for them to do something stupid and get taken out.

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  15. Anonymous12:25 AM

    Looks like John Eastman is well on the way to losing his law license over that whole unfortunate “trying to overthrow the government” thing.

    Being a Trump henchman is looking more and more like a poor life choice.

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  16. I can't help but think of the heart-wrenching scene in the classic movie, HUD, where the old Texas rancher, Homer, chooses to personally shoot his beloved longhorn breeding pair due to a terrible outbreak of hoof and mouth disease rather than let the state veterinarian euthanize them. You can feel the tears brimming in his eyes.

    Now that's a true slice of "life on the farm."

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  17. Anonymous1:24 AM

    The Kristi Noam hits just keep on comin’. I suspect her PR people are curled up in a fetal position, crying, right about now. They begged her to shut up and let the storm blow over, but she did this instead:

    Kristi Noem suggests Biden’s dog should have been killed too

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  18. But she’s been forced to admit that she lied in the book, so … there was a little going back.

    Did I ever tell you she is a liar like drumpf? She was on Fake Noize crying about being a victim of fake news and Democrats, just like drumpf.

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  19. This may have been reported before, but Noem Nothing's spokesman is Ian fury who learned his despicable ways as an aid to Gym Jordan. If memory serves Noem only hires out of state talent to surround herself with, except for the times she hired her daughters, son and SIL.

    Apparently there is no capable talent anywhere in Duhkota.

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  20. If she has so much hate for her own dog, then one can only imagine how she feel about black folks.

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  21. I just got another phone call from the Police Officers' Defense Alliance PAC (this was number five) asking me for money. Last time I got mad and started yelling at them that, no, I will never, ever, ever, EVER give any money to protect police.
    This time I ended up having to do the same thing, but before I did, I told the guy "Listen, I'm a 63 year old disabled guy supporting two adult humans and a cat on SSDI in fucking California, so no, I don't have any money to give anyone for anything, but if I found out that giving someone $100 out of my food budget would kill qualified immunity everywhere and forever, I would go hungry for a week, do we understand one another?" He said "That's OK, most of our donations are smaller than that" and I started yelling at him to please never call me again.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  22. OK, now maybe it makes a little more sense:

    Kristi Noem Angled for Top NRA Job

    May 6, 2024 at 6:03 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 112 Comments

    South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) pitched herself for a top NRA job as early as last fall, Axios reports.

    Noem offered to step down early as governor for the role, according to a person familiar with her conversation with former NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  23. Anonymous3:40 AM

    RFK Junior landed the coveted Kevin Spacey endorsement, which really ought to boost his chances of winning the presidency. I wonder if Harvey Weinstein will back him as well?

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  24. Anonymous3:55 AM

    “OK, now maybe it makes a little more sense:

    Kristi Noem Angled for Top NRA Job”


    Even as a job application for the NRA, her book would seem like a miscalculation.

    Aren’t the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang crowd into bragging about fighting Dontrell, the “urban,” “ethnic,” drug-addled, home-invading burglar more so than, say, fighting Cricket the naughty puppy? I think this is a bad look, even to wingnut gun fetishists.

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  25. Last time Noem Nothing ran for guv she swore if elected she would serve 4 years. That lasted about as long as it takes her to awaer sahe doesn't lie.

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  26. Anonymous3:12 PM

    It looks like Israel are going ahead with their assault on Rafah. Things are going to get ugly.

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  27. She's trying to pull a Palin, but apparently is too incompetent even for that.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  28. NN is claiming victimhood for her performance on Meet The Press where she was interrupted and fact checked quite often. She doesn't know or care that mainstream media are in tune with truth and real facts that magats can't fathom.

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  29. Anonymous1:50 PM

    RFK Junior says he has a dead worm in his brain. Not making this up.

    Maybe this can explain his idiotic, conspiratorial beliefs about vaccines, and science in general?

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  30. RFK has b een listening to too much Pink Floyd.

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  31. Appeals court in Georgia grants drumpf another appeal in elections case. Would that death row inmates were allowed this many appeals. Maybe innocent victims would be spared life in prison or death penalty.

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  32. Ass kissing phony judge Cannon postpones drumpf trial indefinitely over issues she could have worked out during other delays and postponements. Justice denied is a magat trait.

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/07/politics/judge-postpones-trump-classified-documents-trial/index.html

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  33. That was complete media spin. What they found in RFK Jr. was a homeless family of brain worms.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  34. Anonymous7:05 PM

    As predicted, MTG introduced a motion to fire Mike Johnson as House speaker. And, as also predicted, 163 Democrats joined Republicans in telling her to shove it up her tailpipe.

    Her reign of stupid appears to be over.

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  35. Anonymous7:16 PM

    “Appeals court in Georgia grants drumpf another appeal in elections case.”

    Infuriating.

    I’m disgusted at the judges, but also mad at Fani Willis for giving Trump’s allies yet another opportunity to manufacture bogus excuses to try to derail litigation against him. Could she really not see it would be a bad idea to get her sex life tangled up with the prosecution of this case?

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  36. Anonymous8:37 PM

    Apparently, the feds are investigating Tesla for criminal culpability related to its cars’ crazy dangerous “self-driving” feature. The company may be guilty of wire fraud for lying to customers and securities fraud for lying to investors about the feature, which has resulted in loads of crashes and fatalities.

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  37. The "Tea Party" goes tits up:

    FreedomWorks Shuts Down

    May 8, 2024 at 1:33 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 42 Comments

    “FreedomWorks, the once-swaggering conservative organization that helped turn tea party protesters into a national political force, is shutting down, according to its president, a casualty of the ideological split in a Republican Party dominated by former President Donald Trump,” Politico reports.

    Said the group’s president, Adam Brandon: “We’re dissolved. It’s effective immediately.”

    This marks the end of the Tea Party in American politics.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  38. Anonymous11:22 PM

    “This marks the end of the Tea Party in American politics.”

    It’s the end of an era. The fake populist con known as the Tea Party has been replaced by the fake populist con known as MAGA.

    Small-town, working-class dunces have an exciting, new, different way to shoot themselves in the dick and empower the rapacious plutocrats who despise and exploit them. Fun!

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  39. Moosies get brain worms and it makes them do crazy things like go in circles or wander into iowa from Northern Minnesota. Moose also have ticks but not the nervous kinds.

    Brain worms in moose are almost always fatal....for the moose.

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  40. Noem Nothing is not fairing so well on her book tour. Even magat sites are holding her feet to the fire. Good!

    https://www.newsbreak.com/news/3431527429179-south-dakota-governor-kristi-noem-drops-out-of-interviews-amid-tumultuous-book-tour

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  41. Anonymous2:00 PM

    Aftermath of marxist rioters at UCLA

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9bCc7mz-R2s

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  42. Anonymous2:02 PM

    TRUMP 2024!!

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  43. Crooked drumpf 2024 years to life for every felony.No mercy, no chance for parole.

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  44. Anonymous6:02 PM

    “Aftermath of marxist rioters at UCLA”

    Wrong. Aftermath of a mob of MAGA thugs attacking student protesters at UCLA, while the cops sat back and watched.

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  45. drumpf asked oil execs for a billion bucks and promised them less EVs under his administration. Sounds like another indictment for quid pro quo shoud be coming down the pike soon.

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  46. magats are filing new impeachment charges against Biden for saying bhe won't give Israel bombs if they invade Rafah. Magats don't give a fuck about Jews. drumpf is clearly anti semitic.

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  47. I hope these erstwhile peaceniks and Muslim students give Biden the credit he deserves for at the very least pausing this massive shipment of bombs. 3,500 huge bombs. Supposedly just over half are of the 2,000 pound variety and the rest are 500 pound bombs. If we indeed shipped them 2,000 of the bunker busters that alone would equal an incredible 4 million pounds of bombs. With 1,500 500 pound bombs, that's an additional 750,000 pounds.

    I guess Bibi was really looking forward to levelling Rafah.

    Will these kids wake up to the fact that conservatives and republicans are on the same page as Bibi? Mike Johnson is leading the charge. Calls for impeachment abound.

    They don't care if every man, woman and child in the territories dies. Trump is clearly being told tokeep silent. We know where his loyalty falls.

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  48. Mills’ measure came just hours after Republican Sen. Tom Cotton said Congress “has no choice but to impeach Biden.”

    Cotton lkely has boll weevils in his brain.

    magats apparently compare Biden's act with drumpf's trying to extort Ukraine for campaign help. Nothing Biden is doing is illegal.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      How would Biden know?

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  49. Anonymous3:58 PM

    “magats apparently compare Biden's act with drumpf's trying to extort Ukraine for campaign help. Nothing Biden is doing is illegal.”

    In their warped universe, not selling (or, quite possibly, giving) weapons to Israel equates to betraying the 51st state.

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  50. So I wonder whether ivermectin works on brain worms?

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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    1. Anonymous7:54 AM

      Dunno, give it a try. In your case it can't hurt.

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  51. Anonymous6:03 PM

    In the latest news from the front in the War on Woke, the Shenandoah County school board has decided to re-Confederatize the names of its schools. No word on whether they will be flying the Confederate flag on the schools' campuses or making white hoods the official school uniform.

    In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools

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  52. The "foreign aid" we so generously send to Israel every month supports a large money-extorting machine in the MIC. Beaucoup $$ at stake for the investors.

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    1. Anonymous11:51 PM

      You just figuring this out?

      All the wars you want for thirty plus years?

      We were warned many years ago.

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  53. Thomas lies like drumpf/Noem. He also is deaf, blind, stoopid and a pig.

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  54. https://www.npr.org/2024/05/11/1250769401/clarence-thomas-nastiness-lies-supreme-court

    Forgot to paste this with last comment.

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  55. So un-justice Aileen (over and you kiss her ass) Cannon emulates magats on Scotus and does not fill out required forms for paid seminars.

    https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/cannons-secret-right-wing-getaway-why-didnt-we-know-about-this/

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  56. Noem Nothing has been tgrespassed from 2 moar reservatiokn in South Duhkota, aka Northern Mississippi.

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    1. Anonymous11:56 PM

      You had me at gibberish.

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  57. Noem Nothing lied about her puppy being a puppy because fake news took her comments out of context. The truth is worse for Noem Nothing.

    https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/kristi-noem-dog-killing-story-worse-context.html

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  58. LOL. Perhaps as a Clinton enthusiast, you should not bring up marital cheating?
    Just Dumb.

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  59. Anonymous7:20 PM

    “It Was All STAGED” Did Trump Case Just COLLAPSE?!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMMrP47meis

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  60. Anonymous11:25 PM

    “‘It Was All STAGED’ Did Trump Case Just COLLAPSE?!”

    LOL, Russell Brand.

    Might as well just ask Alex Jones to help you understand current events. Watch out for the gay frogs!

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    1. Anonymous11:58 PM

      Or Archie Bunker? Huh?

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  61. Conservatives are conditioned to believe lies. Once again, trump lies about his crowd size and you know his people will believe it. Damn shame that truth and facts have no meaning to almost half the country but then again this has always been a big dumb country.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/05/13/donald-trump-new-jersey-rally-lies-springsteen/73633079007/

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  62. Since magats burited R v Wade,abortions have continued a slight rise around the country. Time to unelect the trash magats and get back our sanity.

    https://www.salon.com/2024/05/15/despite-restrictions-and-bans-abortions-rose-across-the-us-according-to-new-data/

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  63. "Time to unelect the trash magats and get back our sanity."

    Well what fun would that be? We're gonna elect orange idiots who raw dog porn stars while their wives are pregnant and then claim they're the "moral" candidate. Gonna be a blast!

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  64. Guv Noem Nothing just got trespassed from 7th reservation in South Duhkota.

    Uncle Tom Thomas claims he and his wife have been slandered and nlied about because of his pure morality. He claims victimhood just like Noem Nothing and drumpfuck the dumbfuck.

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  65. So they caught Fergus editing the speeches of his toadies at the courthouse, in blatant violation of the gag order. Lock his fat, orange ass up already.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  66. I bet she votes for Fergus anyway (From Steve Benen at the Maddow Blog):

    * The Texas Tribune published a fascinating report on a woman who ran for school board on a far-right platform, won, got to work, and came to realize that her conspiracy theories weren’t true: “The pervasive indoctrination she had railed against simply did not exist. Children were not being sexualized, and she could find no examples of critical race theory, an advanced academic concept that examines systemic racism. She’d examined curriculum related to social-emotional learning, which has come under attack by Christian conservatives who say it encourages children to question gender roles and prioritizes feelings over biblical teachings. Instead, [Courtney Gore] found the materials taught children ‘how to be a good friend, a good human.’”

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  67. So the supremes just told Louisiana to use the map with the second majority Black district for the 2024 elections, striking down a district court ruling that the maps were unconstitutional.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  68. Anonymous10:52 PM

    "So the supremes just told Louisiana to use the map with the second majority Black district for the 2024 elections, striking down a district court ruling that the maps were unconstitutional."

    Supreme Court: Louisiana has to create a second majority-black district.

    Lower Court: No.

    Supreme Court: Yes.

    Lower Court: No.

    Supreme Court: Yes.

    Lower Court: No.

    Supreme Court: Yes.

    Lower Court: No.

    [repeats an infinite number of times]

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  69. Anonymous11:01 PM

    Missourians have their own Kristi Noam. Her name is Valentina Gomez, and her campaign video for secretary of state is all about how tough she claims to be. As proven by her nonchalantly jogging while wearing what appears to be a Kevlar vest (wtf?), cosplaying as some sort of fake soldier with an assault rifle, and advising viewers to "not be weak and gay, stay fucking hard."

    This is just embarrassing. Republicans these days are in the self-parody business. How does anyone watch their ads and not die laughing at them?

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  70. Anonymous11:09 PM

    They keep telling us it's the insolent pro-Palestinian university protesters and the asylum-seekers at the southern border that are somehow the main threat to America, and yet ...

    Woman pleads guilty to conspiring with neo-Nazi to attack Baltimore power grid

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  71. So Uncle Clarence may have more troubles because he may owe back income tax on loan for mobil home he was gifted with. Neither Thomas or donor will say whether Thomas paid the loan off or if it was forgiven.

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  72. DJI over 40k for the first time ever. Good job, drumpf. You'll take credit for it.

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  73. Party of wealthy family values go after food security for the poors again.


    https://www.salon.com/2024/05/13/as-the-american-hunger-worsens-prepare-to-take-a-big-bite-out-of-snap/

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  74. Anonymous4:34 PM

    “So Uncle Clarence may have more troubles because he may owe back income tax on loan for mobil home he was gifted with. Neither Thomas or donor will say whether Thomas paid the loan off or if it was forgiven.”

    That’s okay. I’m sure one of Thomas’ rich drinking buddies will happily also open their checkbooks and pay off any back taxes and fines he may owe.

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  75. So Abbott wants Texans to be able to hunt Black people for sport (from the Texas Tribune):

    More than a year after a Travis County jury convicted Daniel Perry of murdering a protester in Austin, Gov. Greg Abbott pardoned the former U.S. Army sergeant on Thursday shortly after the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles recommended a full pardon.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  76. Abbott wants to be president.

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  77. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Teen (negro) gunman who 'sprayed DC neighborhood with 26 rounds from an AR-15' is released on bail by self-confessed 'woke' judge:


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13413621/teen-gunman-washington-dc-ar-15-bail-soros-judge-nolan.html

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  78. Anonymous8:23 PM

    “So Abbott wants Texans to be able to hunt Black people for sport”

    Tucker Carlson hates BLM protesters, thinks it’s only fair that you should be able to shoot them, and demanded the shooter be pardoned. So, naturally, Gov. Abbott complied. I mean, if Tucker, conscience of the nation, thinks it’s the right thing to do, well, then it must be so.

    Maybe Daniel Perry and Kyle Rittenhouse will go on tour together, so they can publicly compare their experiences of killing BLM folks and getting away with it.

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