HaHa first Nesta Carter, now Usain Bolt gets caught doping. BUT, Bolt is like Carl Lewis when he got caught in 1988, too big to be brought down, so he gets another chance to get it together. Perhaps he visits his German Doctor who'll transform him from Clark Kent to Superman once again. Sorry to hate Field but I don't believe the 'official story'.
Christie: "What about the anonymous commenters staking out predominantly diverse forums to spread fear, racism and misogyny"?
Trump: "We'll continue encouraging these anonymous souls to take a stand against the PC forces."
Christie: "That's a brilliant way to sidestep the common decency of civil discourse."
Trump: "I'm right, you know... This'll win me the election. And these anons will be so out in the open saying whatever that they'll get sick of having the upper hand with the PC crowd."
Christie: "I so love this guy."
Trump: "As you should... Now run along so I can talk to Indiana Gov. Mike Pence about being my running mate."
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ReplyDeleteDon't forget to get the lights on the way out!
WAAAH!!! I hate this ssooo much but I need to be important so much more than any of that. I endorse you already, can I have a job?
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
HaHa first Nesta Carter, now Usain Bolt gets caught doping. BUT, Bolt is like Carl Lewis when he got caught in 1988, too big to be brought down, so he gets another chance to get it together. Perhaps he visits his German Doctor who'll transform him from Clark Kent to Superman once again. Sorry to hate Field but I don't believe the 'official story'.
ReplyDeleteTrump: M**********r! You wannaanother one across the face???
ReplyDeleteChristie: Waaaaah! No more pleaseeeessee!
(An aside from me)*Ahahahaha that Trump is one bad somumabitch!*
To the tune of Madonna's "Burnin' Up": Christie to Trump.....
ReplyDelete"I'm Trumpin' Up ovah ya hair... I'm like the others; I'll do anything; I have no shame..."
Clinton to the country:
ReplyDelete"I did not have a conversation about my wife's FBI investigation with that woman!!!"
Chris: "Whaddya call a black woman who's had three abortions?"
ReplyDeleteDon: "I've heard this one before, but go ahead ..."
Chris: "A CRIME FIGHTER! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
"Chris,I need a milk shake with my fries!"
ReplyDeleteMy Butt Trumpet is louder than yours ...
ReplyDeleteYou can have the White House ... I'll take White Castle any time ...
ReplyDeleteChristie: "What about the anonymous commenters staking out predominantly diverse forums to spread fear, racism and misogyny"?
ReplyDeleteTrump: "We'll continue encouraging these anonymous souls to take a stand against the PC forces."
Christie: "That's a brilliant way to sidestep the common decency of civil discourse."
Trump: "I'm right, you know... This'll win me the election. And these anons will be so out in the open saying whatever that they'll get sick of having the upper hand with the PC crowd."
Christie: "I so love this guy."
Trump: "As you should... Now run along so I can talk to Indiana Gov. Mike Pence about being my running mate."
You build the walls... I'll shut down the bridges ... We complete each other ❤️❤️❤️
ReplyDelete@Lance 11:59am: LOl! :D
ReplyDeleteDude, how many times do I have to tell you PUT THAT THING AWAY! Don't do that in public!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletestroke it! ��❤️����
ReplyDeleteTrump to Chris Christie: "Love is never having to say you're sorry."
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ReplyDeleteMelania, quit fooling around and let's go
"Chris,I need a milk shake with my fries!" #1
ReplyDelete"You build the walls... I'll shut down the bridges ... We complete each other ❤️❤️❤️"#2
"You can have the White House ... I'll take White Castle any time ..."#3
"Dude, how many times do I have to tell you PUT THAT THING AWAY! Don't do that in public!!!!!!!" HM
Christie: You've made me so HAPPY!
ReplyDeleteTrump: You're beautiful
ReplyDeleteChristie: No, you're beautiful!
Together, they said, "That's BEAUTIFUL!