Saturday, January 28, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Hair Club For Men commercial , Take 2


*Pic from twitter.com

33 comments:

  1. Melanoma, did you bring my clean underwear?

    -Doug in Oakland

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  2. Anonymous11:35 PM

    "The emperor has no hair!"

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  3. annette11:36 PM

    Whats orange, white and probably insane?

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  4. "Obama showed his birth certificate in an attempt to shut me up. Well, watch this, fake media; I'll prove it's not a toupee."

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  5. Anonymous12:36 AM

    People Magazine's sexiest man of the year. #alternativefacts

    PX

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  6. Anonymous1:03 AM

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_of_All_Flesh

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  7. Manifest Density1:49 AM


    “What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of man?”
    ― Bram Stoker, Dracula

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  8. mystery solved

    Illegal alien parasite
    attached to Trumps skull



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  9. How many names will this impostor
    have this list just keeps on growing
    pass it around and add a few let's make this list bigly!!!


    trumpster
    Orange Foolious
    Orange shitgibbon
    trumpaloompa
    Tangerine Mussolini
    Hair Furor
    Grabbalotapus Rex
    Rubespierre
    Dick a la Orange
    Cantaloupe Caligula
    D.T. Barnum
    Der Failure
    Prima Donald
    Orange Baboon
    Orange Ferrethead
    Don L Ad Hoc Trump
    great orange shitbag
    Orange NIMBY
    Orange Wonder Bread
    Douche Bag Donnie
    Cheeto Mussolini
    Tweetie Turd
    Orange Excrescence
    Trump Vader
    tricky Trump
    orange Ponzi
    tangerine turd
    Pumpkin Spice
    Trumplethinskin
    The short fingered orange despot
    Cheeto Benito
    Tangerine Shitgibbon
    Fuckface Von Clownstick
    Putin’s Bitch
    Don the Con
    Dickface Destroyer of Democracy
    America’s Wealthiest Hemorrhoid (John Oliver)
    Il Douche
    Id Vicious
    Cheeto Jesus
    Voldemoron (John Cole)
    Orange Julius Caesar (Lewis Black)
    Angry Circus Peanut
    T.A. (That Asshole in the White House)
    The Nazi Cheeto (or Cheeto Nazi)
    Trumpanzee
    The Vulgar Talking Yam (Charlie Pierce)
    El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago (Charlie Pierce)
    Der FUBARer
    He, Trump
    Accident-Elect Smallgloves (or Littlefingers)
    The Drumpf
    Trumpolini
    Trumpty Dumpty
    Tangelo Tyrant
    Tangerine Nightmare
    Poke-a-Trumpus
    Ambulatory pilonoidal cyst
    Tangerini Mussolini
    The Pussygrabbing Potentate
    Semi-Sentient traffic cone
    Rabid tumbleweed
    Daddy Marmalade
    Mango Unchained
    bewigged hantavirus
    Orange Fascist Clown
    Orange Buffoon
    Texter Tubbie
    Donald Dump
    marmalade nightmare
    Kim Jong-Orange
    Donnie Draft Dodger
    Orange Turd Blossom
    donald chump
    Orange Racist Pussy Grabber
    Cheeto Von Pee on Me
    His Fraudulency
    Lost Crayola Color President
    Orange Abomination
    Twitler
    Veracity crapper
    Don Sequiter
    Orange Golem
    Orange Smaug
    Jabba the Trump
    Cheetolini
    Orange is the new stupid
    Liar in Thief
    Lying Donnybrook
    Dumbnald
    flaming yam

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  11. The Emperor has very little hair.

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  12. 29th January 2017 - Meters of wall built = 0

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  13. Manifest Density6:01 AM


    "The Abominable Glowman"

    "Neonderthal Man"

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  14. I am not only a Hair Club for Men member....I am also the President.

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  15. @finefroghair:
    I liked Mango Mussolini, a la Larry Wilmore
    also the vulgar talking yam, a la Charley Pierce at Esquire

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  16. HEY JOSH, JAMES, PORTER- YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT ORDER. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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  17. Brigade Fifteen8:59 AM

    The Flimflammer-In-Chief boards Fraudforce One at the start of his first international insult tour. The president plans to meet with, offend, and alienate the leaders of 15 foreign nations before returning to resume wrecking his own.

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  18. Lt. Commander Johnson9:22 AM

    Hair. We're talking about hair here?

    At least he's got it, not like the nappy haired Obama. Stepping under the rotor blades a helicopter.

    You people have nothing. I'm gonna take a big crap when Trump get's his FIRST SCOTUS nominee confirmed.

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  19. Anonymous10:40 AM

    is that the best the sparklefarts crowd can do,pick on a mans hair or tie??

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  20. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Josh said...
    "Obama showed his birth certificate in an attempt to shut me up. Well, watch this, fake media; I'll prove it's not a toupee."

    12:11 AM

    actually he did not.A COLB was produced and a poor one at that.

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  21. Anonymous10:54 AM

    "Gottdammit,how'd those refugees get in my seat???!!!

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  22. "How many names will this impostor
    have this list just keeps on growing"

    Some of those names on that list are funny as fuck. I'll admit that. But I'm curious. How many names on that list, when given to Obama in equivalence, did you lot say, "They really mean nigger!"? lol

    See! It's fun to deride a president! Too bad you're all fucking racists for doing it, but anyway...

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  23. Democrats are PUNKS!!!!

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  24. Anon@11:35 is the leader, PX@12:26 AM, second, MD@6:01 is third.
    Karen @7:55PM, and finefroghair@1:56AM gets an HM.

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  25. Lance Cockstrong5:18 PM

    Melania Strumpet

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  26. Lance Cockstrong5:35 PM

    Oh, and Butt Trumpet still has a tiny white dick.

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  27. I don't care as long as they don't see the horns hail Satan

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  28. Lilacpr8:03 PM

    random 6:26pm! xD you win!!!


    Not that I agree, I don't...but..it is humorous though...

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  29. Anonymous8:46 AM

    "whats that smell?......didnt they disinfect the plane??"

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  30. Anonymous7:21 PM

    The Song by the Spinners "Patches" comes to mind, but why be so disrespectful to Dogs by calling the Liar in Chief one.

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  31. Anonymous8:32 PM

    Smells like Harolds Chicken.....

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  32. Anonymous10:11 AM

    White fungus growing on bullshit

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