"Ladies and gentlemen I've come today to speak the truth! This much truth, more or less the amount between my right index finger and thumb"...but,but...that's enough...right?"
"and you know what? Nordstroms ridiculousness is going to hurt Ivanka this much,this much mkay!!! 'cos it just gave her previously unknown line waaayyy more publicity and exposure! For free!!! Buaaahahahahahahaha!!!"
"I'm glad that there is Saturday Night Live. For 90 minutes once per week, liberals can take a break from crying, rioting and reeling from their devastating loss".
Spicey: I'm crushing your head, Jim Acosta! I'm crushing your head, Jonathan Karl! I'm crushing your head, Mara Liasson! I crush all you nasty reporters' heads! I crush them!
Spacer? Funny you should say that Doug . Apparently Schmucky Spice and Kellyanne Cuntlips have been benched and Tweety has trotted out his newest phenom ... Stephen ("Space Cowboy") Miller
In 2011, the Obama administration scrubbed all references to radical Islam from counter-terrorism training materials used by the FBI and other federal agencies. The administration further made it clear that their number one priority was right-wing terrorism from white supremacist groups. It's as if they thought the best way to improve their vision was by repeatedly stabbing themselves in the eyes with scissors.
Which, now that I think of it, is the story of progressivism.
Even leftists have noticed that progress is not progressing: Education, healthcare, and infrastructure is getting much more expensive without improving in quality, and in many respects declining in quality. Doctors no longer make house calls. Education teaches ignorance and stupidity. Infrastructure has brutalist architecture. Naturally they are completely mystified about what is causing it because stopping crimethink makes them stupid.
First world poverty – the inability to afford a wife and children – is as artificial as the Ukraine famine. It is not a natural result of technology. Rather it is a manifestation of ever escalating left wing repression. Parents are forced to pay ever higher prices to send ever fewer children to ever lengthier periods in institutions of left wing propaganda. Used to be that getting a school leaving degree at the age of twelve showed you were a smart hard working kid. Now getting a PhD in intersectional feminist basketweaving at the age of thirty shows you are an idiot.
The ever escalating suppression of jobs forces people to live ever closer to the revolving door between regulators and regulated. Anarcho tyranny destroys housing and prevents the creation of new housing. Credentialism intended to force people to attend ever lengthening lectures on leftism forces people to waste their youth.
Reverse degree inflation, children become profitable once more. Cut regulation, price of housing falls because people can get jobs without having to live next to the regulatory revolving door. Restore marriage 1.0. Marriage then gives you the security to produce children and invest in them.
Ha! Lesee, a person goes crazy you know that's white folks stuff. Nope, I'm on vaca and will go on my trip to Europe as scheduled next week. Nice try though.
And besides I fly internationally, WTF would I be doing flying a 737 from Austin to San Fran? No sir, I fly wide-body jets. I'll leave the toys to the kids. Ha!
PilotX said... And besides I fly internationally, WTF would I be doing flying a 737 from Austin to San Fran? No sir, I fly wide-body jets. I'll leave the toys to the kids. Ha! >>>>
Take THAT you stalking idiot Bicthes!!!
PS- 737s scare the hell outta me, the bigger planes fly MUCH smoother IMHO!
PSS_ Enjoy your vacay PX!!!
PSS_I'll bet these whooteemoos have never even been on an airplane!
You always have the best caption, Field! There's no point in waiting for anyone else to comment.
ReplyDeleteSpicey: Whom shall I call "fake news" today? Eenie, meenie, miny ...
ReplyDeleteAccording to my alternative fact committee, Obama was only this big.
ReplyDelete~~Silk said...
ReplyDeleteYou always have the best caption, Field! There's no point in waiting for anyone else to comment.
10:33 PM
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Oh well that's going to go to his head! The one on top of his neck hopefully xD
"Ladies and gentlemen I've come today to speak the truth! This much truth, more or less the amount between my right index finger and thumb"...but,but...that's enough...right?"
ReplyDelete"and you know what? Nordstroms ridiculousness is going to hurt Ivanka this much,this much mkay!!! 'cos it just gave her previously unknown line waaayyy more publicity and exposure! For free!!! Buaaahahahahahahaha!!!"
ReplyDeleteThe Democrats are going to the mat, I kid you not, to stop deportations of illegal aliens who are convicted pedophiles.
ReplyDelete"I'm glad that there is Saturday Night Live. For 90 minutes once per week, liberals can take a break from crying, rioting and reeling from their devastating loss".
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin on SNL, ROTFL!!!
ReplyDeleteFOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But burning down the world with “freedom and democracy” is no longer the State Department’s job. Things have changed."
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing Ivanka's crotchless panties right now ...
ReplyDeleteButt Trumpet's bloviating blowhard blowing bullshit out his blowhole ...
ReplyDeleteHow many times do I have to tell you, it's Spicer not Spacer goddamn it!
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Where is the guy from Fake Snooze ...
ReplyDeleteDoes everyone have a copy of my resume?
ReplyDeleteGo see Not My Negro. Excellent movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm such a man only a woman can portray me
ReplyDeleteWhen I trolls black blogs I go by Josh or John bold two j 's for each b it's my job
DeleteSorry for the mix up James only your blow up dolls and pay per view friends call you John
DeleteSpicey: I'm crushing your head, Jim Acosta! I'm crushing your head, Jonathan Karl! I'm crushing your head, Mara Liasson! I crush all you nasty reporters' heads! I crush them!
ReplyDeleteThe royal penis is your clean your drumpfness
ReplyDeleteI'm not gay I pitch but I'll catch for you
DeleteUh,well,ummmmm,err,ahhh,cough,sniff,eh,hmmm,yes and no!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see random take a break from the kill mutant whitey stuff and take a stab at humor. Makes him seem human.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Hillary Clinton tried to call herself "Honest Abraham Lincoln"?
ReplyDelete(crowd laughs)
Thank God she's no one's President, and never will be!
(roaring applause)
"Finding peace with blacks is difficult because they have not found peace within themselves".
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump is such a terrifying fascist dictator that literally no one fears speaking out against him on literally any platform.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my meth? Don't make me get uglier...
ReplyDeleteSpacer? Funny you should say that Doug . Apparently Schmucky Spice and Kellyanne Cuntlips have been benched and Tweety has trotted out his newest phenom ... Stephen ("Space Cowboy") Miller
ReplyDelete"The media has consistently referred to the travel ban as a "Muslim Ban" and Americans still overwhelmingly support it.
ReplyDeleteLet's roll."
Melisa McCarthy only resembles me this much.
ReplyDeletePilot@2:04 the leader, Brigade@3:36, second, and Doc@12:55, third. Honorable Mention to Anon@10:12.
ReplyDelete"Donald Trump is such a terrifying fascist dictator that literally no one fears speaking out against him on literally any platform."
ReplyDeleteYet.
Give poor scumbag a break. Scumbag's only been in office for a few weeks. It takes time to dismantle democracy. Rome wasn't destroyed in a day!
In 2011, the Obama administration scrubbed all references to radical Islam from counter-terrorism training materials used by the FBI and other federal agencies. The administration further made it clear that their number one priority was right-wing terrorism from white supremacist groups. It's as if they thought the best way to improve their vision was by repeatedly stabbing themselves in the eyes with scissors.
ReplyDeleteWhich, now that I think of it, is the story of progressivism.
Thank God they will never be in power again.
Even leftists have noticed that progress is not progressing: Education, healthcare, and infrastructure is getting much more expensive without improving in quality, and in many respects declining in quality. Doctors no longer make house calls. Education teaches ignorance and stupidity. Infrastructure has brutalist architecture. Naturally they are completely mystified about what is causing it because stopping crimethink makes them stupid.
ReplyDeleteFirst world poverty – the inability to afford a wife and children – is as artificial as the Ukraine famine. It is not a natural result of technology. Rather it is a manifestation of ever escalating left wing repression. Parents are forced to pay ever higher prices to send ever fewer children to ever lengthier periods in institutions of left wing propaganda. Used to be that getting a school leaving degree at the age of twelve showed you were a smart hard working kid. Now getting a PhD in intersectional feminist basketweaving at the age of thirty shows you are an idiot.
The ever escalating suppression of jobs forces people to live ever closer to the revolving door between regulators and regulated. Anarcho tyranny destroys housing and prevents the creation of new housing. Credentialism intended to force people to attend ever lengthening lectures on leftism forces people to waste their youth.
Reverse degree inflation, children become profitable once more. Cut regulation, price of housing falls because people can get jobs without having to live next to the regulatory revolving door. Restore marriage 1.0. Marriage then gives you the security to produce children and invest in them.
MAGA.
It's just a simple observation. If there is no voter fraud, why do you think the Democrats oppose voter ID so vehemently?
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to all those courageous Grammy winners getting applause for bravely saying what everyone in the room completely agrees with.
ReplyDeletePilotX in the news:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-12/passengers-flee-united-flight-after-disturbed-pilot-goes-bizarre-trump-clinton-rant
Liberals hate enforcement of somebody else's laws. No borders!
ReplyDeleteThey love enforcement of their own. Bake the cake!
Report illegals to ICE at 1-866-347-2423.
ReplyDeleteAnti-Immigrant policy = we're scared shitless that brown people will be a majority soon.
ReplyDeleteYou should be, Yisheng.
ReplyDeleteWhooteemoo trolls in the news:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/14/man-accused-dogs-rape-murder-claimed-dog-killed-his-iguana.html
field, just how many times will you let Queenie use these fake names while posting? I know you know, it's her.
ReplyDeleteI still believe you are related.
"PilotX in the news"
ReplyDeleteHa! Lesee, a person goes crazy you know that's white folks stuff. Nope, I'm on vaca and will go on my trip to Europe as scheduled next week. Nice try though.
And besides I fly internationally, WTF would I be doing flying a 737 from Austin to San Fran? No sir, I fly wide-body jets. I'll leave the toys to the kids. Ha!
ReplyDeletePilotX said...
ReplyDeleteAnd besides I fly internationally, WTF would I be doing flying a 737 from Austin to San Fran? No sir, I fly wide-body jets. I'll leave the toys to the kids. Ha!
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Take THAT you stalking idiot Bicthes!!!
PS- 737s scare the hell outta me, the bigger planes fly MUCH smoother IMHO!
PSS_ Enjoy your vacay PX!!!
PSS_I'll bet these whooteemoos have never even been on an airplane!