"Let us never forget who it is that we are fighting for and working to protect with the totality of our combined energies and resources, not just for our own beloved nation, but indeed, for all of the world and its peoples."
Even the ignorant red state trailer trash didn't vote for President Ivanka2:31 AM
Baby: Our current president sent his daughter, the freaking handbag designer, to fill in for him when he got bored at the G20 conference. I could totally run the White House better than that guy, and I just peed myself a minute ago.
Barack: I know, right?! Can you imagine the uproar if I'd told Malia to do my job for me like that? Jesus.
And don't worry too much about the pee thing, kid. I hear the president is often covered in urine, too -- only in his case, it comes from Russian hookers.
"Let us never forget who it is that we are fighting for and working to protect with the totality of our combined energies and resources, not just for our own beloved nation, but indeed, for all of the world and its peoples."
ReplyDelete"If I had a son it would look like this".
ReplyDeleteMaybe?
Baby: Our current president sent his daughter, the freaking handbag designer, to fill in for him when he got bored at the G20 conference. I could totally run the White House better than that guy, and I just peed myself a minute ago.
ReplyDeleteBarack: I know, right?! Can you imagine the uproar if I'd told Malia to do my job for me like that? Jesus.
And don't worry too much about the pee thing, kid. I hear the president is often covered in urine, too -- only in his case, it comes from Russian hookers.
"Anyone up for some "pizza" ....?
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"I have an outfit just like this. Michelle likes me to wear it when she busts out the strap-on."
ReplyDeleteJoin me in wishing Jimmy and Roslyn Carter a happy and healthy 71st wedding anniversary, child.
ReplyDeleteGot to love Obama, always thinking of someone else. With fat ass Drumpfuck it is always me,me,me.
Got to give it to Obama, I could never do that. Babies suck.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
It gets easier when you have grandkids, Doug. You can irritate them and make them fussy and then send them home for mom and dad to deal with. :)
ReplyDelete"He is a man!"
ReplyDelete"He is a father!!"
"I wish he was still our President!!!"
Anon@2:14, gotta give it to u, the leader so far.
ReplyDeleteAnon@2:14, gotta give it to u, the leader so far.
ReplyDeleteWait wait wait, you mean this is the guy who was President before Trump???? Holy shit, adults are stupid! Can we get him back?
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PX for the win!!
ReplyDeleteHope he doesn't mind if I wear his hat for a while.
ReplyDeleteBaby: Down with MAGA, and up with MOPBA.
ReplyDeleteObama: Sorry Lil' Guy, but I'm not your PAPA.
Baby: No, I said MOPBA, Make Our President Black Again.
l prefer the white meat
ReplyDeleteKenyan usurper!!
ReplyDeleteMay I see your Kenyan birth certificate?
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