Since we are staring at the most boring time of year, Drumpfuck the dumbfuck has banned dogs from the WH. Seems he wants to be the only animal humping Ivanka's legs.
For a christmas present, it would be funny to stuff her bra and girdle with exploding money packs so you could tell every time the groper groped her.
Sorry, no caption, but I've got a mildly funny video.
Someone at Amazon programmed their Alexa digital assistant to be "pro-Black Lives Matter," causing angry wingnuts across America to have a collective conniption.
I'm still trying to figure out whether this is funnier than when Kellyanne Conwoman said Obama could spy on Trump through the White House microwave oven.
For the stoopid fucking wingnut who has everything- https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/12/animals-beavers-dams-science-rodents/?google_editors_picks=true
Beavers have vanilla scented butts. Makes wingnuts dream of Ivanka at 12.
Well, at least one more Republican has found a smidgen of decency. Not a lot, mind you -- he hasn't denounced the disgusting monster from his own party who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue -- but at least a tiny bit.
Richard Shelby, Alabama's one currently seated senator, has refused to endorse Roy Moore.
“The state of Alabama deserves better,” Shelby told CNN’s State of the Union, stating on national television a position he was already known to hold. “I couldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the women are believable. I have no reason not to believe them. I didn’t vote for Roy Moore. I wouldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the Republican Party can do better.”
Shelby wrote in a wingnut candidate, instead of voting for a white civil rights hero.
Stoopid fucking wingnuts who vote for child molestors have no kick coming when their children or grandchildren are molested by white adults. I have not an iota of sympathy for stoopid fucking wingnuts with that type of mindset.
“And they say my heart is two sizes too small... At least that’s better than the fringe right having no heart at all.”
ReplyDeleteDid you say "war on Christmas"?
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Whatever it is, HRC and Obama were involved.
ReplyDeleteDrumpfuck hit on this one, too?
Ain't no Black folks in Whoville ...? That shit be raciss yo !
ReplyDeleteHillary meme.
ReplyDeleteVoice Off Camera: Why are you so sad, Grinch?
ReplyDeleteGrinch: Orange is the new green.
No trailerparks in Whoville? That means no Clockdoesn'twork type assholes.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to join the tide and say what Santa did to me that Christmas of '92...*sniff* I have reasons for being a grinch y'all...
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DeleteSince we are staring at the most boring time of year, Drumpfuck the dumbfuck has banned dogs from the WH. Seems he wants to be the only animal humping Ivanka's legs.
ReplyDeleteFor a christmas present, it would be funny to stuff her bra and girdle with exploding money packs so you could tell every time the groper groped her.
That's a good one Lilac ... I vote for you
ReplyDeleteSorry, no caption, but I've got a mildly funny video.
ReplyDeleteSomeone at Amazon programmed their Alexa digital assistant to be "pro-Black Lives Matter," causing angry wingnuts across America to have a collective conniption.
And, as an added bonus, now Alex Jones is interrogating one of these little black Alexa gizmos, trying to get her to admit she is in the CIA. The Deep State is out to get Trump -- and unintelligent, racist white people!
I'm still trying to figure out whether this is funnier than when Kellyanne Conwoman said Obama could spy on Trump through the White House microwave oven.
ReplyDeleteFor the stoopid fucking wingnut who has everything- https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/12/animals-beavers-dams-science-rodents/?google_editors_picks=true
ReplyDeleteBeavers have vanilla scented butts. Makes wingnuts dream of Ivanka at 12.
I want to know how they found that out about beaver butts. Who was the first one to sniff one, and why?
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Lance Cockstrong said...
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one Lilac ... I vote for you
11:31 AM
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Thanks! I know right... :D
Well, at least one more Republican has found a smidgen of decency. Not a lot, mind you -- he hasn't denounced the disgusting monster from his own party who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue -- but at least a tiny bit.
ReplyDeleteRichard Shelby, Alabama's one currently seated senator, has refused to endorse Roy Moore.
“The state of Alabama deserves better,” Shelby told CNN’s State of the Union, stating on national television a position he was already known to hold. “I couldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the women are believable. I have no reason not to believe them. I didn’t vote for Roy Moore. I wouldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the Republican Party can do better.”
Shelby wrote in a wingnut candidate, instead of voting for a white civil rights hero.
ReplyDeleteStoopid fucking wingnuts who vote for child molestors have no kick coming when their children or grandchildren are molested by white adults. I have not an iota of sympathy for stoopid fucking wingnuts with that type of mindset.
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