Saturday, December 09, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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I need a caption for this pic.

20 comments:

  1. “And they say my heart is two sizes too small... At least that’s better than the fringe right having no heart at all.”

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  2. Did you say "war on Christmas"?

    -Doug in Oakland

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  3. Whatever it is, HRC and Obama were involved.

    Drumpfuck hit on this one, too?

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  4. A Clockwork Watermelon10:57 PM

    Ain't no Black folks in Whoville ...? That shit be raciss yo !

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  5. Anonymous11:07 PM

    Hillary meme.

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  6. Voice Off Camera: Why are you so sad, Grinch?

    Grinch: Orange is the new green.

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  7. The Mayor of Whoville11:42 PM

    No trailerparks in Whoville? That means no Clockdoesn'twork type assholes.

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  8. Lilacpr1:32 AM

    I'm gonna have to join the tide and say what Santa did to me that Christmas of '92...*sniff* I have reasons for being a grinch y'all...

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  9. Lance Cockstrong8:30 AM

    #RealJamesBold ...

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  10. Since we are staring at the most boring time of year, Drumpfuck the dumbfuck has banned dogs from the WH. Seems he wants to be the only animal humping Ivanka's legs.

    For a christmas present, it would be funny to stuff her bra and girdle with exploding money packs so you could tell every time the groper groped her.

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  11. Lance Cockstrong11:31 AM

    That's a good one Lilac ... I vote for you

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  12. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Sorry, no caption, but I've got a mildly funny video.

    Someone at Amazon programmed their Alexa digital assistant to be "pro-Black Lives Matter," causing angry wingnuts across America to have a collective conniption.

    And, as an added bonus, now Alex Jones is interrogating one of these little black Alexa gizmos, trying to get her to admit she is in the CIA. The Deep State is out to get Trump -- and unintelligent, racist white people!

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  13. Anonymous11:40 AM

    I'm still trying to figure out whether this is funnier than when Kellyanne Conwoman said Obama could spy on Trump through the White House microwave oven.

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  14. For the stoopid fucking wingnut who has everything- https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/12/animals-beavers-dams-science-rodents/?google_editors_picks=true

    Beavers have vanilla scented butts. Makes wingnuts dream of Ivanka at 12.

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  15. I want to know how they found that out about beaver butts. Who was the first one to sniff one, and why?

    -Doug in Oakland

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  16. Lance Cockstrong said...

    That's a good one Lilac ... I vote for you

    11:31 AM
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    Thanks! I know right... :D

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  17. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Well, at least one more Republican has found a smidgen of decency. Not a lot, mind you -- he hasn't denounced the disgusting monster from his own party who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue -- but at least a tiny bit.

    Richard Shelby, Alabama's one currently seated senator, has refused to endorse Roy Moore.

    “The state of Alabama deserves better,” Shelby told CNN’s State of the Union, stating on national television a position he was already known to hold. “I couldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the women are believable. I have no reason not to believe them. I didn’t vote for Roy Moore. I wouldn’t vote for Roy Moore. I think the Republican Party can do better.”

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  18. Shelby wrote in a wingnut candidate, instead of voting for a white civil rights hero.

    Stoopid fucking wingnuts who vote for child molestors have no kick coming when their children or grandchildren are molested by white adults. I have not an iota of sympathy for stoopid fucking wingnuts with that type of mindset.

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