Saturday, February 24, 2018

CAPTION SATURDAY.

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I need a caption for this pic.


*Pic from miami.cbslocal.com

47 comments:

  1. "Give me liberty or give me a well done steak!"

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  2. Trump thinks: What a beauty, I wish I knew how to use it...

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  3. Compensating? Compensating for what? Does that mean I get paid? I like getting paid.

    -Doug in Oakland

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  4. Does this make my fingers look long?

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  5. Paradoctor said...

    Does this make my fingers look long?

    11:59 PM
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    Buahahahahaaa!

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  6. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Did you guys see that video from Oklahoma where the two white ladies shoot that shotgun-wielding black criminal piece of shit who tried to rob and murder them? Feel good video of the year!

    Thank God for the Second Amendment.

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  7. Anonymous7:04 AM

    Around blacks, never relax.

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  8. Anonymous7:31 AM

    I got a new motorized scooter. It's gonna be bad as fuck. I already painted flames on it. Next, a holster for my whip.

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  9. 'White male' is synonymous with mediocrity.

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  10. Lance Cockstrong8:57 AM

    Dana ... Come Suckle My Puckle ...

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  11. It feels great to hold something that's stiff and straight for a change!

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  12. Drumpfuck's sez, Oh NRA, thy rod and thy staff bugger my backside bigly.

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  13. Anonymous10:28 AM

    This will protect you from negroes and progressive leftist Nazis.........

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  14. Anonymous10:29 AM

    "The people will not understand the importance of the Second Amendment until it is too late."

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  15. Anonymous10:31 AM


    “A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well-digested plan is requisite; and their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories as tend to render them independent of others for essential, particularly military, supplies.”
    ― George Washington

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  16. Anonymous10:34 AM

    “The constitution shall never be construed...to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.”
    ― Alexander Hamilton

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  17. Flying Junior said...
    "It feels great to hold something that's stiff and straight for a change!"

    You should keep that to yourself, Farting Janitor.

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  18. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

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  19. Schiff for brains12:50 PM

    So the Democrat Memo basically confirms our worst suspicions about the use of police-state tactics to spy on the Trump team.

    Were the Dems trying to humiliate themselves or are they just really bad at this?

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  20. The people will not understand the importance of the Second Amendment until it is too late."

    The people well understood the importance of the 2nd Amendment clear up until 2008 when stoopid fucking wingnuts decided to run logic through a pretzel machine and twist the meaning around to make bawl baby gun owners wet their diapers with lusty joy.

    And their only chance to keep that twisted shit was to steal Obama's Scotus pick and replace him with a stoopid fucking wingnut ideological rubber stamp. For which McCTurtle and other stoopid fucking wingnuts (Anymoose)will surely burn in hell.

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  21. Seven Crimes1:25 PM

    Free Speech is already dead and buried. The state simply gave total control of all modern communication platforms to far left oligarchs, effectively contracting out all the censorship it desires to avoid pesky "1st Amendment" issues.

    Now they are coming hard for the second amendment.

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  22. Anonymous1:43 PM

    • FBI and local police knew about the shooter ahead of time
    • the police let the shooter rack up a body count
    • the same day, actor students were broadcast with ready-made, coached talking points

    what exactly is the line between coincidence and conspiracy?

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/23/politics/parkland-school-shooting-broward-deputies/index.html?sr=twCNNp022318parkland-school-shooting-broward-deputies0436PMStory&CNNPolitics=Tw

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  23. Anonymous1:48 PM


    Caption:
    "It's Black History Month and this is for all of the self hating Blacks that cry Black Lives Matter but yet the first thing they do when they get rich is run like hell from their Black women and take up with a white woman and give all their money back to the slave master."

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  24. Movin' on up1:56 PM

    "run like hell from their Black women and take up with a white woman"

    Hell yes. Can you imagine anyone spending five minutes with Yisheng who didn't have to?

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  25. This is the new state of the art weapon I'm authorizing for our armed forces! Now back to taking America back to the 19th century! Next up coal powered ships! My work here is done.

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  26. "Now they are coming hard for the second amendment."

    As opposed to you coming hard ON the second amendment?

    -Doug in Oakland

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  27. The longer the gun, the shorter the.............................

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  28. Thanks for the compliment, Grandpa. But I'm sorry I can't click on your handle.

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  29. Can you iagine a stoopid fucking wingnut in critical condition in an emergency rook with a Black doctor who struts right up to the wasicu wastey and tells it to its face, My deeply held religious beliefs don't allow me to treat white scum racists. Honky, you iz gonna die and I iz gonna stand by with a stop watch and count down the seconds until Satan comes for your pastey white hide. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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  30. Let me tell you a story about the first war I dodged back in 1918.

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  31. Your dreams will never come true6:01 PM

    mike from iowa said...
    Can you iagine a stoopid fucking wingnut in critical condition in an emergency rook with a Black doctor who struts right up to the wasicu wastey and tells it to its face, My deeply held religious beliefs don't allow me to treat white scum racists. Honky, you iz gonna die and I iz gonna stand by with a stop watch and count down the seconds until Satan comes for your pastey white hide. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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    Mike's fantasy of post white America, where whites are a hated minority and racist black doctors deny them their incompetent treatment and celebrate their death.

    What kind of world makes someone like Mike?

    The kind of world we are in the process of smashing.

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  32. Your dreams will never come true said.

    Yer problem,buddy, like all stoopid fucking wingnuts is a narrow mind. You wasicus can't seem to grasp the idea that religious freedumb bullshit works both ways. You pretend only your side gets to do this stuff and get away with. When you get threatened with the same, you cry and want to move the goalposts in your favor again.

    Your time in the catbird seat is surely coming to an end and you fucking racist haters and baiters will get yours. Hope you like it.

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  33. Where's the pussy grabber attachment? Where's my Twitter?

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  34. Anonymous6:56 PM

    "You pretend only your side gets to do this stuff and get away with"

    In majority white America, minorities are not denied medical treatment.

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  35. Anonymous7:56 PM

    My cold dead coochie grabbin' hands!!!

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  36. In majority white America, minorities are not denied medical treatment.

    The fuck they ain't. It is not only minorities, poor and elderly whites get denied as well. Your doc or pharmacist doesn't like the color of yer bloodshot eyes, they do not have to help you. Then they claim it isn't discrimination. It happens all over.

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  37. clown from iowa8:24 PM

    You're insane.

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  38. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Wayne LaPierre in 2020

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  39. Anonymous10:22 PM

    DNC....Don't Need Caucasians

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  40. Keith Ellison11:35 PM

    DNC....Don't Need Caucasians
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    Yup

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  41. Anonymous9:14 AM

    "The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty."
    - Adolf Hitler

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  42. Anonymous9:15 AM

    "All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party."
    - Mao Tse Tung

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  43. You poor stoopid fucking wasicu wasteys living in total denial of the truth.

    Not sure who breathes for the lot of you. You can't do it by yourselves due to wingnut stoopidity. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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  44. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Yo Don, why don't you suck start that gun.

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  45. Anonymous4:37 PM

    bring your kale and organic treats:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_7DRpgsgJg

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  46. Vholas1:05 AM

    Where is the nearest school ?

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