I know I'm ugly and I look mad all the time but nobody in their right mind finds my big fat stink albino ape of a husband handsome. I just married him for his money. I was one of the ones he grabbed by the pussy....the price was right so I married him.
Michelle...you got the prize. I got the trash.
That's why I'm sitting here at the funeral all by myself. I left my garbage at home.
I married a big fat white albino ape. He paid me to stay with him throughout the term in office. It's in the contract. I'm here by myself because you can't dress him up and you can't take him out.
I can't wait to go out and find me a fine black brother.
I'm married to a busted broke down albino monkey that looks like he tans himself by rolling around in orange dirt. Damn, he looks just like an ORANGUTAN.
I wish I had a husband that treated me like a lady. ..Michelle Obama is sooooo lucky.
Anonymous said... She's laughing at TRUMP not with him...just like the rest of us are. 7:16 PM ************************************************************ Yep, that's why his numbers and ratings are in the mid 50's after just 1 year while Obama's never got out of the 30's in all 8 years! I know...I know...facts are racist
Melania laughs at a presidential joke.
ReplyDeleteIt is much funnier than the presidential joke she is married to.
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ReplyDeleteNipples: feels good to sit next to a real President, President Obama.
ReplyDeletePresident Obama: of course it does.
The look white women have on their faces while fantasizing about the BBC instead of the fat smelly asshole they have at home.
ReplyDelete"Donald used to be charming like you, for about five minutes."
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
Whose the coon?
ReplyDeleteYo' mama!
DeleteWhy can't we be friends?
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I know you're working for the C.I.A.
I got connections in the Maf-I-A!
O: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... I haven't smelled a white bitch since my slut mama died ...."
ReplyDeleteM: "Security!"
Obama: I wish I had a white woman like you. You're so much better than my tranny-looking wife.
ReplyDeleteMelania: Tee hee hee. Oh you.
Butt Trumpet needs real Presidential advice, but is too cowardly to talk face to face with Obama, so sends his slut wife instead.
ReplyDeleteHaving Obama next to Melanoma's skanky ass sexes her a million times better than Drumpfuck's micro orange cheese curl ever did.
ReplyDeleteMike in Iowa loooooooooooves that black dick.
ReplyDeleteCome over 2 my cell, white boi. Got sump'n 4 ya.
Mike in Iowa loooooooooooves that black dick.
ReplyDeleteObviously so does Malania.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm ugly and I look mad all the time but
nobody in their right mind finds my big fat stink albino ape of a husband handsome.
I just married him for his money. I was one of the ones he grabbed by the pussy....the price was right so I married him.
Michelle...you got the prize.
I got the trash.
That's why I'm sitting here at the funeral all by myself. I left my garbage at home.
I married a big fat white albino ape.
ReplyDeleteHe paid me to stay with him throughout the term in office. It's in the contract.
I'm here by myself because you can't dress him up and you can't take him out.
I can't wait to go out and find me a fine black brother.
Wanna pee on my president’s bed?
ReplyDeleteYou niggers want a white woman so bad you pretend Melania Trump wants to fuck the flagrant homosexual Barry Obama. LOL.
ReplyDeleteO: I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
ReplyDeleteO: Do you wanna hear my playa call?
ReplyDeleteshe's laughing AT him, NOT with him! Just like the rest of us are!
ReplyDelete"My wife has a penis"
ReplyDeleteShe's laughing at TRUMP not with him...just like the rest of us are.
ReplyDeleteI'm married to a busted broke down albino monkey that looks like he tans himself by rolling around in orange dirt.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he looks just like an ORANGUTAN.
I wish I had a husband that treated me like a lady.
..Michelle Obama is sooooo lucky.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteShe's laughing at TRUMP not with him...just like the rest of us are.
7:16 PM
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Yep, that's why his numbers and ratings are in the mid 50's after just 1 year while Obama's never got out of the 30's in all 8 years!
I know...I know...facts are racist