"Don't be 'eye-balling' me, trainee". In basic training we could not look at the Sergent while at attention. My Sergent Rushin taught me how to stay alive, That is why the D.I.s wanted us to learn to listen instead of watching at this time--- early in basic training. You will learn how to look later. So "eye-balling the Sarge was a major "no-no".
Anon@10:18 PM, there is a job for you writing for Fallon. That was pretty good. In fact, most of the captions you all gave me are good.
Wesley, he will be fine in a month or so. Although I worry about his training regimen.
Pilot, I can't see the Heat pulling this out. I hope I am wrong because I like those boys, but the Spurs are so damn good with their ball movement and shooting.
Waddaya mean you don't like chicken? Everybody likes chicken!
ReplyDeleteWell I dont believe its that big, you're gonna have to show.me buddy!
ReplyDeleteWhadd'ya mean !! You didn't vote for Obama !!?
ReplyDeleteYou uppity Negro! I'm gonna bust your ass!
ReplyDeleteI don't give a damn what Field Negro says!
ReplyDeleteSargeant, I'm from Detroit...I don't know what 'caption' means.
ReplyDeleteSarge, the brothers from Detroit who were visiting me stole all the weapons in the armory.
ReplyDeleteSarge, I hate to tell you this, but your wife ran off with LeRoy.
ReplyDeleteDon't you eyeball me boy!
ReplyDeleteSarge, my therapist says I need to be affirmed, not ordered and shouted at.
ReplyDeleteTell me it's not true that I'm cross eyed!!!
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ReplyDeleteBrother Field, here's a very moving video about suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge(GGB). I just had to share it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/tedtalks/kevin-briggs-ted-suicide_b_5491939.html
Marine, are disobeying a direct order?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous8:06 PMYou uppity Negro! I'm gonna bust your ass!
ReplyDelete>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So bend over and pull down your pants!!!
And how come you got promoted and not me and I'm white???!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did you just say, private?
ReplyDeleteAre you messing with Granny? She's mine, PVT!
ReplyDeleteThe Heat in seven? Are you ******** me?
ReplyDeleteNo, I did not steal this hat from Pharrell Williams, Private!
ReplyDeleteYou better not be cheating on me!
ReplyDeleteWhat I tell you about reckless Eyeballin?
ReplyDeleteDo I look stupid?
ReplyDelete...
Momma says things aren't always as they appear, sergeant.
Yohan Blake looked rusty today?
ReplyDeleteAre you still fornicating with my wife Boy!!!
ReplyDelete"Don't be 'eye-balling' me, trainee". In basic training we could not look at the Sergent while at attention. My Sergent Rushin taught me how to stay alive, That is why the D.I.s wanted us to learn to listen instead of watching at this time--- early in basic training. You will learn how to look later. So "eye-balling the Sarge was a major "no-no".
ReplyDeleteWattya mean I need to show you more respect you gone be a DR some day, DR Queen.
ReplyDeleteChannel Surfing this morning and ran across 'ablackshow'. It was a pilot of the show and it had pretty good political commentary.
ReplyDeleteAnon@10:18 PM, there is a job for you writing for Fallon.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good. In fact, most of the captions you all gave me are good.
Wesley, he will be fine in a month or so. Although I worry about his training regimen.
Pilot, I can't see the Heat pulling this out. I hope I am wrong because I like those boys, but the Spurs are so damn good with their ball movement and shooting.
Do I look crazy to you, boy!
ReplyDeleteLook you get after finding out He`s
ReplyDeleteyour Brother from another Mother.
"I need a caption for this pic."
ReplyDeleteNot if you've ever been in the military. The look says it all.
ReplyDelete"Double standards are for wussies. Don't ever forget it"
ReplyDelete"I said those IRS emails were stored on the Malaysia Airlines plane, what part of that don't you right-wingers understand?"
"Biden told us Iraq would be viewed as an Obama accomplishment, why are you right-wingers spreading the myth that ISIS is alive and still fighting?"
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ReplyDelete"How many times do I have to tell you, no pictures allowed of the immigrant kids in detention camps except the ones we provide!"
ReplyDelete"What part of you can keep your healthcare don't you understand?
Oh, that part.
Nevermind"
What do you mean I'm white?
ReplyDeleteLord Bill, you are relentless. Your O obsession is getting worse.
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ReplyDeletefield negro said...
Lord Bill, you are relentless. Your O obsession is getting worse.
That's one of the worst captions yet.
The guys name in the picture is Bill? What are the odds?
I think PilotX still has 1st place.
"Is that a pledge pin?"
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ReplyDeleteAnon @4:25 PM,
LOL at "pledge pin." The drill sergeant does look like the guy from Animal House. Well, minus the shiny helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI
I think anon at 2218 wins! Ha!
ReplyDeleteYes, Pilot, that was pretty clever. :)
ReplyDeleteSTAFF SARGEANT, SIR!
ReplyDeleteThis is Helmand Province, Private!
You will breathe me
You will eat me
You will sleep me
And in the morning
You will get up
Drop me in the toilet...
...And start all over again.
6/16/2014 1825PST
poet cj of heartunes