Saturday, January 17, 2026

The Field Negro Power Rankings. (FNPR)


 I just dropped the House Negro Power Rankings. So now it's only fair that I acknowledge the Field Negroes holding it down in these divided states of America as well.

Here goes.

10. Jemele Hill: When you discuss race in an honest way it always makes certain folks uncomfortable. Jemele is not afraid to do that on some very high profile platforms. She made fun of my Eagles after the loss to the Niners, but I forgive her.  

09. Don Lemon: See what I wrote about Jemele. The same applies to Lemon. Lemon is slightly higher in the rankings because his profile is a tad bit higher.

08. D.L. Hughley: I wasn't crazy about this brother when he was doing standup, but he has become a fierce and honest and broker when it comes to criticizing and calling out this administration for their blatant racism.

07. Navy Admiral Alvin Holey:  This former commander of SOUTHCOM resigned  and retired from the Navy rather than be led by a Commander- in-Chief who has zero respect for the Constitution of the United States. That is Field Negro behavior. I salute you sir.

06.  Wes Moore: Current Governor of Maryland and hopefully soon to move on to higher things. Holding it down in his state and keeping it in the fields gets him in the top ten. Bonus Field Negro points for having yawdie roots.   

05. Letitia James: All that MAGA hate and Trump still can't touch you. Your office charged Trump with civil fraud and won a conviction. That is Field Negro behavior, and it gets you in the power rankings.    

04. Ketanji Brown-Jackson: Sitting on the highest court in the land, and having to deal with fellow justices who are mental midgets with no business being in the same room with you, makes you worthy of your position on these rankings. 

03. Joy Reid: Some might argue that you shouldn't be this high on the list, but your recent smack down of Stephen A. Smith gets you major Field Negro points in my book. 

02.  Michele Obama: I'm starting to see a pattern.  Black women currently have this Field Negro movement on lock. 

01. Roz Brewer:  You all have probably never heard of this sister. She is only the second black woman to run a Fortune 500 company, the first black woman to sit on the powerful Amazon board, and she dedicated her time to making Starbuck's practices more racially sensitive.  That gets her number one on the FNPR this week.  

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They also rank high on the affirmative action DEI rankings. But that's not a good thing.

Anonymous said...

It’s 1/17, day four of the government supplying no hospital records to support their claim that Jonathan Ross had internal bleeding.