Saturday, May 09, 2026

The Field Negro Power Rankings. (FNPR)

 


These are crazy times, people. But those of us who know saw it coming. It's sad to say, but there is a real possibility that in the next ten years America will no longer be a democracy. 

Anywhoo,  in order to fight the good fight, we need all the field Negroes to represent. 

Here is the latest field Negro power rankings.

10. D.L. Hughley:  He is still out here mixing comedy with social activism and honesty. Especially on the internet where he is an unapologetic critic of the modern day house Negro.   

09. Katanji Brown-Jackson: Poor Justice Jackson sits on the highest court in the land, and she has to   watch while her colleagues gut our civil rights and all the protections that we were afforded before the Fourth Reich came for us. 

08.  Don Lemon: All you need to know is that he is on Trump's radar as an agitator and someone in the media to be feared. That's a good thing.  

07. Joy Reid: See Don Lemon. She is higher on the list because the right and MAGA hates her even more.   

06. Godfrey: This dude has been fire on the internet. He is a comic with a conscience, and he always has a powerful and well reasoned message.  His "Leave Black People Alone" segment that he shares with his over two million Instagram followers is comic gold. 

05. Victor Glover: This brother was  part of a crew that traveled the farthest from the earth in human history. More importantly, he made us proud by handling himself with grace and dignity throughout the entire process.  

04. Ben Crump: As a lawyer, I really appreciate how this man goes out there and shines a light on high profile cases involving civil rights abuse.   

03. La Tosha Brown: She works behind the scenes, but her work is just as important as all the high profile folks on this list. She co-founded Black Voters Matter, and she is organizing and mobilizing black voters in states like Alabama. Alabama! Nuff said.    

02.  Justin Pearson: This young Tennessee state representative has the type of energy and oratorical skills that is needed now more than ever to get folks fired up. If we are going finally wake up  and become engaged, we are going to need young brothers like this to help spearhead the movement. 

01. Michelle Obama: Unlike her husband, the former First Lady is speaking out and making sure everyone knows that we all tried to warn you.