Monday, August 29, 2011

Michele, "The Tonight Show" is calling.

"Tragedy hit Sunday after a young woman was caught in floodwaters caused by Hurricane Irene and died in her car in Salem County.
New Jersey State Police say Celena Sylvestri of Quinton, N.J., called authorities for help from her car on a flooded road early Sunday morning in Salem County and was found dead in the vehicle about eight hours later.

Sylvestri was driving to her boyfriend’s house when her car became stuck in floodwaters. Sylvestri called for help about 1:40 a.m. Sunday, first to her boyfriend then 9-1-1, saying water was up to her neck in her Honda Accord.
For some reason she had tried driving through the Salem River Creek and it had lifted her car off Harding Highway in Pilesgrove.

We tried to find her, we tried to locate her, we were screaming for her -- we couldn't find her," said State Police Lt. Jay Miller. "There was just so much water -- water was surging -- there was no telling where she went in at. It was just a dangerous situation."

Her body was found in her car about 9:30 a.m. about 80 feet off the road by state troopers, police said.

She was swept off the road and deep into the woods. She appeared to still be strapped into her car seat when she was found, according to authorities.

Her car was submerged along Route 40." [Source]

Hahaha......wait, that's not funny. Who would even make fun of something as tragic as a natural disaster that caused the death of poor Ms. Sylvestri and at least 34 other people? 

"As it turns out, Rep. Michele Bachmann was joking Sunday, according to an aide, when she said that God was sending a message to Washington through Hurricane Irene and last week's East Coast earthquake.
Talking Points Memo reports the following:

"Obviously she was saying it in jest," campaign spokesperson Alice Stewart told TPM in a statement.
According to the St. Petersburg Times, during a Florida campaign stop Sunday Bachmann, a fundamentalist Christian said the following:
"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending." [Source] 
 We have got to "rein" something in alright, but it ain't our spending.

"Bachmann, among the top three candidates seen to have a chance to win the Republican nomination and take on President Barack Obama next year, made similar comments elsewhere in Florida on Saturday, drawing some laughs from her audience.

When the remarks began drawing wide attention, she went into some damage control.

"Of course I was being humorous when I said that. It would be absurd to think it was anything else," Bachmann said on Monday on a campaign stop in Miami."I am a person who loves humor, I have a great sense of humor," she said." [Source] 

Hahaha!!

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure she was 'joking'. Except those of us who know Fundie...know she was making a statement. One for the Troo Beleevers, who see gawds messages in all things.

What does her hatred of AfAm citizens getting the same perks and programs as wites have to do with folks drowning in floods?

Unless, she is equating the Flood of Noah...with this one. We are being 'punished' by a Stone Age misogynist psychopathic gawd...for the sin of using tax money to help our fellow citizens.

And the Goobers wonder why I left.

Mold

Farley said...

She is laughing all the way to the bank.

She's no better than a mercenary.

Richard Asswipe said...

"Why the outrage! How could she be so flippant about a hurricane!" says Field wagging his finger, trying not to laugh.

Come on man. No one can go through life so easily offended.

The Goobers said...

Mold said.."And the Goobers wonder why I left."


Actually, we wonder how you remember to breathe.

Anonymous said...

Mold said.."And the Goobers wonder why I left."


Actually, we wonder how you remember to breathe.

9:13 PM


Mold revealed that in an earlier post. He uses his gerbil anal crawling tube as a snorkel. He did say it leaves a shitty taste in his mouth though, which I guess kinda explains all the shit he talks.

Anonymous said...

Field,
Did you have a day of mourning because of this poor girl dying? Did you make any jokes? Or do you expect only those on the liberal hit list to apply standards liberals themselves cant live up to?

We all know Bachman is a side pieced for the liberal junk sit and spin machine, keep focusing on her while Perry takes the white house in a landslide. Too bad liberals can't solve problems as much as they can try and create fake attacks on people they feel threatened by. Just imagine if they used all that energy to create somehthing rather than take something from someone else.

Anonymous said...

Sure she was 'joking'. Except those of us who know Fundie...know she was making a statement. One for the Troo Beleevers, who see gawds messages in all things.

What does her hatred of AfAm citizens getting the same perks and programs as wites have to do with folks drowning in floods?

Unless, she is equating the Flood of Noah...with this one. We are being 'punished' by a Stone Age misogynist psychopathic gawd...for the sin of using tax money to help our fellow citizens.

And the Goobers wonder why I left.

Mold

Someone Who Cares said...

mold said...."And the Goobers wonder why I left."

Why you left where, the home for "special" folks?

Anonymous said...

Love how the AnonTroll made up his own wite Gooberverse. Why those icky Jews/wimmens/Injuns/darkies/Libruls never did nuttin fer nobody.

Right...does Goober have vacations? Pension? Benefits? No child labour? Minimum wage?
Thank those Liberals.
Clean air and water, Liberals again. Food safety, Liberals.

Pointing out a loser is a loser too close to your own experience? Bring back memories?

Don't assume your issues are the same. We expect a great deal of competence from elected officials...as least the rational folks do...and having 'specials' held up as icons or worthy...is funny.

Perry did win, even if he speaks in 'mantongue'.

Mold

Anonymous said...

Marcus bachmann is laughing the gayest of hearty gay laughs.

(which is fine. if only he wasn't actively trying to 'cure' other gay people...)

That is all.

alicia banks said...

i retract my apology!!!

hobama is an undocumented "worker"!!!

shame!!!!!!


http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/754669206/memo-to-hobama-i-officially-retract-my-apology/

Anonymous said...

Katt Williams anti-Mexican rant in Phoenix:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/katt-williams-anti-mexican-rant_n_941125.html

Latreen DarTay said...

Anonymous said...
Love how the AnonTroll made up his own wite Gooberverse. Why those icky Jews/wimmens/Injuns/darkies/Libruls never did nuttin fer nobody.

Right...does Goober have vacations? Pension? Benefits? No child labour? Minimum wage?
Thank those Liberals.
Clean air and water, Liberals again. Food safety, Liberals.

Pointing out a loser is a loser too close to your own experience? Bring back memories?

Don't assume your issues are the same. We expect a great deal of competence from elected officials...as least the rational folks do...and having 'specials' held up as icons or worthy...is funny.

So says the obamaholic....HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Perry did win, even if he speaks in 'mantongue'.

There you go again, dreamin of perrys tounge...fruitcake!!!

field negro said...

"We all know Bachman is a side pieced for the liberal junk sit and spin machine, keep focusing on her while Perry takes the white house in a landslide."

Oh yes, Mr. Perry....


http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/08/rick-perrys-10-worst-crony-capitalists-0

field negro said...

On a side note, congrats to #7 on hiw new contract.

You can buy a lot of puppies with 100 million. :)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Eagles-give-Michael-Vick-a-new-six-year-100-mi?urn=nfl-wp6107

Mack Lyons said...

Apparently Bachmann believes in a vindictive god that's quick to anger and delivers vast amounts of retribution upon those who do not appear to deserve it, in order to send a message. And the messages coincide with those delivered by Bachmann and other True Believer™ Tea Party faithful on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

Michele Bachmann and Perry should reflect on the quote below. On second thought, we all should reflect on it:

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." --Anne Lamott

Anonymous said...

Frm the previous thread:

"Until the two executive orders he signed against our consitution last week. Illegal aliens come on over and no more whites need apply for government jobs."

Field said, "How many white folks do you see lining up for those $7 an hour jobs? Your kids, maybe. But they will be back in school soon. Bring in the Mexicans."
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"History is going to show that when Obama abandoned the rule of law around this time, it began the complete eroding of the Black Community. You keep kidding yourself that Blacks are competing with whites while the illegals take the transportation, construction, warehouse, logistics, service sector, manufacturing, meat processing, agricultural, high tech labor and more jobs. Will this impact undereducated whites? Yes. Will this impact Blacks who at current averages of 51+% drop out of HS more. Yes. The artificial black middle class with government jobs, postal service etc is crumbling. The only profession exclusive and the number one on the list for blacks currently is Barber Shop, hair cutter. For now.... a bunch of illegals were just seen stocking up on scissors and clippers.

Thats the cause, the real effect however is the complete illegality of abandoning our constitution. Backdooring and bypassing the required congressional approval to in essence put the burden of support on US citizens for the worlds refugees, in the midst of a crisis. If you don't have a problem with this, just remember soon it wont be Obama in charge and it might be someone else who breaks the constitution for his or her special interest groups and who knows who that will be against.

Say hello to the continuing decline of America. One that will continue to whallop us all, but have an even more profound effect on black america from the getgo. You don't think black unemployment is higher than all other races due to coincidence do you? Illegals fill AA qoutas just as well."

This reply is so insightful and true. Thank you.

iRene said...

The death toll for Hurricane Irene is now at 27.

How many of the dead were black? How many were white? And how many were asian?

Was Irene a racist storm?

muhammad said...

mack lyons gibberates:

Apparently Bachmann believes in a vindictive god that's quick to anger and delivers vast amounts of retribution upon those who do not appear to deserve it, in order to send a message.

You've described Allah and Islam.

Anonymous said...

You can buy a lot of puppies with 100 million. :)

Hopefully the one in the sky will smite you with this and taint your karma causing you to be reincarnated as a chihuahua a totally nasty dog who barks at everyone because it hates itself and knows its going to need to run any second now--Somewhat like liberals.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner


Oh and mother jones? Talk about a bunch of stereotypical guilt ridden disengenious white flower power jane fonda type hippy liberals. I had to close the site after seeing them defending the "so called" underwear bomber....nutjobs.


http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/08/rick-perrys-10-worst-crony-capitalists-0

Mack Lyons said...

"You've described Allah and Islam."

Does that make Michele Bachmann a closet Muhammadian? Should we be looking for her burka and prayer rugs?

"Hopefully the one in the sky will smite you with this and taint your karma causing you to be reincarnated as a chihuahua a totally nasty dog who barks at everyone because it hates itself and knows its going to need to run any second now--Somewhat like liberals.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner"


Chihuahuas and other small "yappy" dogs don't recognize their own size compared to other dogs, so they'll run up and bark at anyone of any size.

Timid dog breeds: http://www.dailypuppy.com/articles/dog-breeds-that-are-timid/a7e35b83-d7e3-d71d-ec75-b08c408f6fb1

Darkside of Kim Chee said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2wQiPcuZI4&feature=player_embedded

Looks like there are lots of jobs in korea, I dont think black folk can apply anymore now though..

Goodnight Irene said...

iRene said...
The death toll for Hurricane Irene is now at 27.

How many of the dead were black? How many were white? And how many were asian?

Was Irene a racist storm?
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They had to be all white. If there had been a black person inconvenienced by this storm, it would have been the lead on all the network news programs, and the headline of the New York Times.

Thank Allah only white people perished.

Lady-Cracker said...

Looking at your comments Field, you are probably looking forward to October 21, the corrected date for the end of the world.

Chi Chi Rodriguez said...

Kat Williams is awesome, he has a nice little conversation wiht a mexican...Hes THE MAN!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0_-AXDW3g&feature=player_embedded#!

Martin Luther Ching said...

I clush whoever the Chinaman tell me to clush!

Lun for your rives!

Muaha ha ha ha ha ha!

LaTreen Gonzalez said...

How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
None, it’s a Illegal Aliens yob.

field negro said...

"The death toll for Hurricane Irene is now at 27.

How many of the dead were black? How many were white? And how many were asian?

Was Irene a racist storm?

Not sure. With a name like Irene I am guessing that she was an older white lady. Although she came from Africa, so I doubt it.

LaTreen, don't quit your day job.

Anonymous said...

Like Beck, some of the Goobers delight in the ideer of 'cleansing' the US of the horrible nasty icky infestation of AfAm citizens.
When the Goobers wail about the undeserving moochers like the fat Jonah Goldberg and Grover Norquist...they keep TELLing us that somehow accepting gvernment assistance is eveel...and that you should let your kids starve so some Left Behind wite dude can feel better about their dead-end, low-wage, no-benefit job. Sure. They pretend that being on the dole is easy-peasy. They lie. You have to meet income guidelines. And on Welfare, at least your kids are covered. Universal would help in that instance.

Michelle is 'just like them'...poorly educated, fanatically religious, and willing to destroy it all fer jebus. Well, if you are the bottom feeder, what do you have to lose? An attorney who attended OralU can just about write wills using NOLO Press templates. Makes you wonder about her tenure at the IRS, her being an admitted Fifth Columnist...dedicated to bringing about the end of eveel gubmint by making it unresponsive, unwieldy, and capricious. christmole...by her own words.

Mold

Anonymous said...

I feel prescient...not really. It is just that Goobers hate the Science and Rationality.
A Catholic Sect Crazy Enough For The Teabaggers?..http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/

Michelle is quite at home with their Stone Age beleefs...as are Fundie Muslims.

Mold

j edgar hoover said...

Black Sports News of the Day:

FBI: Crittenton arrested in California Javaris Crittenton is charged with the murder of a 22-year-old mother.

Aug. 30, 2011

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP)
Former NBA player Javaris Crittenton was in police custody after being arrested at a Southern California airport to board a flight to Atlanta, where his lawyer said he would go to surrender in a murder case.

Crittenton, who was suspended from the league for having guns in a locker room with teammate Gilbert Arenas, was arrested Monday evening at John Wayne Airport in Orange County after checking in for a redeye Delta Air Lines flight, FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said. She said he was with a male companion who was not arrested.

Crittenton was taken to a Los Angeles police station where he was booked on suspicion of being a fugitive from justice. Eimiller said he will be held pending a possible court appearance in state court Wednesday before being taken to Atlanta.

Crittenton, 23, was wanted on a federal arrest warrant after the FBI learned that he traveled on a one-way ticket to Los Angeles, where he was known to have family and friends, several days after a deadly Aug. 19 shooting.

Police in Atlanta had obtained a murder warrant for Crittenton in the Aug. 19 shooting of 22-year-old Jullian Jones, a mother of four young children, as she was walking with two men. Police believe one of the men with her was the target.

When he was with the Washington Wizards in December 2009, Crittenton and Arenas had a dispute over a card game on a team flight. Two days later, Arenas brought four guns to the locker room and set them in front of Crittenton's locker with a sign telling him to ''PICK 1.'' Crittenton then took out his own gun.

The Purple Cow said...

I haven't seem much coverage of this scary story out of Libya.

http://leninology.blogspot.com/2011/08/racist-vengeance-in-libya.html

It involves the racist revenge attacks, including lynching and rape, against sub-saharan Africans in Libya. All steading from erroneous reports that Africans had been recruited by Khadaffi as his fifth column.

Chim Chim Manee said...

Was Irene a racist storm?

Not sure. With a name like Irene I am guessing that she was an older white lady. Although she came from Africa, so I doubt it.

No, NO, she was a young Korean lady with one leg, I-rene - to the left. She has brother with no legs he called neil. I-rene to the left want come america and work at I-hop.

Anonymous said...

Michelle reminds of the wite Goober lads constantly itching to say 'migger'...and when they are called on their racist behaviour...'Of course I was being humorous when I said that. It would be absurd to think it was anything else'

Sure.

No wonder Goobers have certificates showing that they own the Brooklyn Bridge/Ben Franklin...if only they could figger out how to collect the tolls without, you know, actually working.

Mold

Essence73T said...

No intelligent discussion...just jibberish from the Aryans. *smh*

Sabai said...

The Purple Cow said...
I haven't seem much coverage of this scary story out of Libya.

http://leninology.blogspot.com/2011/08/racist-vengeance-in-libya.html

It involves the racist revenge attacks, including lynching and rape, against sub-saharan Africans in Libya. All steading from erroneous reports that Africans had been recruited by Khadaffi as his fifth column.
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Khadaffi was enamored with pan-Africanism over the past couple of decades and had actively imported over a million black Africans into a nation of 6.5 million. The fact that he had used black mercenaries to keep his subjects down didn't help with the PR for the newcomers. Khadaffi's pro-immigration and pan-African policies were especially unpopular with his subjects, and hence the rebels have long been taking out their ire especially on the Colonel's foreign black mercenaries.

Similarly, the Bahrain uprising by the Shi'ite majority had a lot to do with the Sunni regime's policy of electing a new people by importing Sunni immigrants, typically security service types from other countries. But Bahrain is closely allied with the U.S., so they didn't get any cruise missiles shot at the government while they put down their people.

alicia banks said...

fn:

your curious blog master the vdlr and the kkk assnons have ruined your show herein....shame!!!!


&

the hobama show trumps all tv!!!

wtfu!!!!!!!

It reminds me of when activists were asked to vote for Lyndon Johnson in 1964 with the slogan “Part of the Way with LBJ.” That way ended with an endless escalation of war in Vietnam, and guns trumping butter. Sound familiar?

The search for truth and reality has hit a wall, but has to continue. The lessons need to be learned. We have to say we were wrong, when we were, not in our beliefs, but in pinning our hopes on a shrewd, ambitious, and double-faced political performance artist.

While people who still back him dismiss the accusation that’s he’s a hidden socialist, Kenyan, or space alien, all too many suspect he may be a secret Republican. He is who he is, aloof, cautious, and a man in the middle. He’s staying there.

Let’s give David Foster the last word:

“The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day. That is real freedom. The alternative is unconscioussness,…

… It is about simple awareness – awareness of what is so real and essential, so hidden in plain sight all around us, that we have to keep reminding ourselves, over and over ….”


http://www.disinfo.com/2011/08/oh-the-pain-of-the-believer-baracks-betrayals-offer-lessons-we-cant-deny/

Poor Polar Bear said...

Hey Purple Bovine.....aren't you one of those "global warming / man-made climate change" fruits? I know Mold & Pilot X are.

Thought you might hve accidentally over-looked this new bit of science, and the link is from one of your homey newspapers, too!:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100102296/sun-causes-climate-change-shock/

Come to think of it......you, Moldy & Pilot X would make a lovely fruit basket.

mellaneous said...

@Purple Cow - thanks for that link on Libya. I was aware that some racist scapegoating had been going on, but I was unaware that had continued.

What a mess Libya is! Nationalists in the US are trying to paint Quadaffi as some kind of progressive when in actuality he was just another despot who pimped pan africanism.


Whatever good he tried to do in Libya --his determination to keep the nation independent was admirable -- was outweighed by his insistence on remaining in power.

And the rebels have an element within that doesn't really want to change society but change who rules it.

The oppression of Sub-Saharan Africans is counter revolutionary and from the start belied some of their real intentions.

And of course their close cooperation with the fake European and American liberators also exposed them.

alicia banks said...

i love mike!!!!

i never cared what he did to that pit bull bitch the vdlr and all her rabid trick cousins!!!...

kudos to mike!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/michael-vick-contract-eagles-100-million_n_941191.html

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/735921313/kudos-to-michael-vick---we-love-you/&sa=U&ei=9SpdTuuZJIPLgQfWoqXoAQ&ved=0CBEQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNFewi5D0mCsgfm4C8rwtehpX3ez2A

Anonymous said...

Hmm...your 'proof' is a blog in the Torygraph by a person who is a writer with blogging by Nigel Calder (writer) who calls Global Warming a 'swindle'.
Lubos Motl is a physicist who disagrees with the modeling done...but has no experience whatsoever with climate. And all three evince strong adherence to far right beliefs.
Lawrence Solomon vacillates between rational and paranoid.

Not new...at least not to those who know Science...and a puff piece written by an agenda-pushing person who neatly avoids asking questions. Such as the ones a peer-reviewed journal piece will undergo.

It was essentially a unsubstantiated blog piece written by a Con who was unaffected by Fact and done to prove his loyalty to the cause.
How you conflate this with any sort of proof shows your unfamiliarity with Science, Academia and the basic meaning of 'proof'. Just because some wite guy says it is so...only makes it his opinion. Even if you beleeve with all your heart that he is correct.

Mold

Val Halla said...

Essence73T said...
No intelligent discussion...just jibberish from the Aryans. *smh*
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You consider Mold an "Aryan"?

Al Whore said...

mold: "How you conflate this with any sort of proof shows your unfamiliarity with Science, Academia and the basic meaning of 'proof'"
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Right.

A scientific study done by CERN has nothing to do with Science, Academia, or the basic meaning of proof.

Nothing to see here, carry on with the global warming agenda.

Not believing in global warming is like being a racist.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, pretending that the CERN study was the object of derision...and not the blog with other bloggers supporting the blog post. Can you say 'log-rolling'?
Keep making stuff up, doing strawman arguments and pretending you are an authority.

Well, they pull form the same sample. Racist....anti-Science. Why do they travel together so very often? Why is it the same people?

Added this so you could read it. For the first time.;)
Hmm...your 'proof' is a blog in the Torygraph by a person who is a writer with blogging by Nigel Calder (writer) who calls Global Warming a 'swindle'.
Lubos Motl is a physicist who disagrees with the modeling done...but has no experience whatsoever with climate. And all three evince strong adherence to far right beliefs.
Lawrence Solomon vacillates between rational and paranoid.

Not new...at least not to those who know Science...and a puff piece written by an agenda-pushing person who neatly avoids asking questions. Such as the ones a peer-reviewed journal piece will undergo.

It was essentially a unsubstantiated blog piece written by a Con who was unaffected by Fact and done to prove his loyalty to the cause.
How you conflate this with any sort of proof shows your unfamiliarity with Science, Academia and the basic meaning of 'proof'. Just because some wite guy says it is so...only makes it his opinion. Even if you beleeve with all your heart that he is correct.

Mold

Dr.Queen said...

The Dems had better ignore Debo's arse otherwise they're going to get caught up (once again) shooting at the WRONG target!

The Purple Cow said...

The CERN paper does not say that global warming is caused by the sun. They haven't even claimed that it does. Only scientific illeterates like James Delingpole thinks it does.

Here's a good breakdown of what the paper actually says...

http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2011/08/the-cerncloud-results-are-surprisingly-interesting/#more-8614

The Purple Cow said...

Sabai, the figures you quote are nonsense. Libya has about 1 million illegal immigrants, some of whom are sub-saharan Africans, but many more are Bangladeshi or Egyptian.

There has been no widespread legal immigration into Libya, only about 3% of the population are immigrants - many of those are Bangladeshi and citizens of the former Yugoslavia.

Essence73T said...

Field,

Speaking of jibberish, thought you might want to take a look at this:


http://motherjones.com/media/2011/08/zina-saunders-rick-perry-pledge

field negro said...

"The Dems had better ignore Debo's arse otherwise they're going to get caught up (once again) shooting at the WRONG target!"

Dr. Queen, I don't even think their eventual nominee has declared his/her candidacy as yet.

Your Pal Al said...

The Purple Cow said...
The CERN paper does not say that global warming is caused by the sun.
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The sun would have nothing to do with climate, right Cow?

The CERN paper did say that changes in the sun's output correlated positively with temperature, and identified the mechanism.

You can refuse to draw the obvious conclusion if you wish, but I'll go with the science.

The Purple Cow said...

Quote: Your Pal al "The CERN paper did say that changes in the sun's output correlated positively with temperature, and identified the mechanism."

Go back and read the article I linked to, you clearly don't understand what's going on. The paper dopes not say, or even suggest, that global warming is increased by sun activity.

Dr.Queen said...

Say it ain't so Field, you think they're gonna go with Palin?