fat cat benefactors tell them to go and get a real job.
I actually want to blog about something much more important tonight: the 100th anniversary of the Oreo cookie! That little treat is as A-merry-can as apple pie.
So anywhoo, in honor of A-merry-ca's favorite cookie, I would like to award some of my fellow Negro A-merry-cans with the first ever Oreo. (Kind of like the Oscars but less acting involved.)
1. Beyonce- This Diva gets two Oreos. She would have named that crumb snatcher White Ivy if she had her way.
2. Allen West- Allen gets three Oreos. Allen wants to be on the republican ticket as VP, but I don't think they want to run two white guys this time around.
3. Larry Elder-Three Oreos for Larry. Larry actually wrote a book called "Stupid Black Men." Yes he did.
4. Jesse Lee Peterson- I was just on Jesse's show so I am only going to give him one Oreo. Jesse actually said that "black racists elected Obama." Poor Jesse. I actually feel sorry for the guy.
5. O.J. Simpson-Juice never really cared much for you Negroes until he killed his wife and needed you all to set him free. Now Juice is where he belongs. I wonder if he hooked up with the Aryans in prison. Four Oreos for O.J.
6. Herman Cain- Herman, I notice that all your jump offs had one thing in common. Four Oreos for Herman.
7. Every black Tea Party member in A-merry-ca-What do you think all those Tea Party folks are going to do when they get bored with Obama? Five Oreos for you Negroes.
8. Thomas Sowell-Thomas probably doesn't even eat Oreos. At least not the cookie part. Four Oreos for Thomas.
9. Tiger Woods- No comments needed. Five Oreos for Tiger.
10. Niger Innis- Maybe it's his name. Anyway, Niger says that "Obama has failed the country." I am guessing that Niger wouldn't say that about a white president. Three Oreos for Niger.
Congrats on your Oreos, folks! Now go out and drink lots of milk.
BTW, I am live-tweeting Super Tuesday. @thefieldnegro