This list is not necessarily in an order of importance, and it reflects the top ten house Negroes in America at this particular point in time.
1. Jason Riley-This Negro is dangerous because a major newspaper gives him a platform to spew his nonsense.
2. Don Lemon-This was a close one, because this Negro actually makes some good points at times. But his body of tomming work is too large to ignore.
3. Sheryl Underwood-“Why would you save Afro hair?” She went on to imply that no one wants to save black people’s hair, adding that you never hear of a woman in a beauty shop asking for that “curly, nappy, beady” hair.
In contrast, Underwood praised her white co-host for saving her child’s hair because it was probably “some beautiful, long silky stuff.” I am sure there is lots of perm in the house.
4. Stacey Dash- Nothing wrong with supporting Mitt Romney if you really think he would make a better president. But supporting him because you think that the white man's milk is cleaner is house Negro behavior.
5. Allen West- This Negro almost didn't make the list because he is a borderline cartoon character and this list is for real people.
6. 50 Cent (AKA Curtis Jackson)- If you have $750,000 to throw around while you make fun of another man's reading skills, why don't you just give that money to a worthy cause?
7. Rev.Jesse Jackson- To the house,Rev. Jackson. Calling for donations in Ferguson and appearing on FOX made me send you there.
8. Robin Clearmountain- You have probably never heard of this lady, but she has a special place in the house.
9. All the Negroes who participate in those lame cooning reality shows. (I see you Tamar.)
10. Clarence Thomas-The house was custom built for this Negro. He will make every house Negro list from here until the end of time.
(Honorable mention goes to Tavis Smiley, Stephen A Smith, Herman Cain, and Ray Nagin.)
56 comments:
Field, I think you forgot Dr. Ben Carson.
Must share this list and think you should expand it to include any Black Person regularly shown on Fox.
Field-
Isn't Ray Nagin in prison? And you shouldn't be so hard on Tavis.
Field, Tavis has been nothing but consistent in fighting for Blacks. You are an ass.
I am amazed that Danielle Watts didn't make the list. She has to be the biggest House Negro who cried racism since STEPHEN.
Please tell me why you did not include this phony lying bitch who likes to f*** in public for all to see?
I feel Don Lemon redeemed himself with the Ferguson reporting. He was quite good and in tune with the sentiments of all.
Damn good list FN...but there are few more Negroes I'd add to this list:
Ray Rice - this negro needs his black ass whipped, I'm sorry but treating the woman you're gonna marry like that is some house nigga shit!
Al Sharpton - I'm just tired of his lame ass "ambulance chasing"...and being a part of mainstream media propaganda.
Bill Cosby - I once respected this man and his profound insights and talent...but he continues to make ridiculous comments and is getting senile and silly in his golden years.
And I'll give Tavis a pass...at least he does make some sense most to the time.
Field Negro is not on this list? The guy who runs a blog slavishly devoted to the ruling progressive ideology and to promoting the interests of those people who force this ideology on their fellow citizens by any means necessary?
If shuckin' and jivin' all day long, preaching Power to Truth for years can't get you on this list, what can?
Jig Field, jig!
"Field, I think you forgot Dr. Ben Carson."
Definitely. For such a smart guy, he sure has some awfully dumb opinions. Many of which fall into the category of "I'm great, but the rest of Black America are a bunch of losers."
His embarrassing public profile may increase dramatically in coming days if he decides to run for president.
That Crystal Wright person is also a pretty good candidate for this list. A year ago, she helpfully informed the world that Trayvon Martin's mom didn't love him and was trying to start a race war.
http://bit.ly/1op63bi
Of course, there are some who believe the views she expresses aren't actually her own authentic convictions -- that she's just a rented Negro who's kept around to make the wingnut media outlets appear ever so slightly less racist.
http://bit.ly/1qM91pV
ANON@10:24PM How can you disrespect Mr. Cosby because he's getting old and senile? That's something he has no control over. Don't be like that.
Dr Ben Carson is a smart man who doesn't think like a bm. He's successful and has moved on beyond being a bm. Hence, he doesn't think Black.
I don't blame him, though. The reality being Black in America is to be a loser. Hell, even Rev Al knows that. Just look at how he has moved on.
The only fool who keeps trying to stand up for Blacks is Tavis. But look what that has gotten him....a lot of criticism from Black folks! Go figure..it just proves you will be a loser if you stand up for Blacks.
This blog, for all intentional purposes, is basically dead. The only ones left here are losers like the brother in the UK. He ain't never been shit.
Even Granny has left. Now if Granny has left, then you know it's a loser.
Gotta go with Ben Carson Field. The eleventh man award? Good looking on Sheryl underwood, that bama is an embarrassment especially when she was running her mouth about voting for Bush. I'm sure her Zeta sisters give her the face palm. Wanda Sykes would have been a much better choice on that show.
"Dr. Ben Carson, a popular Tea Party activist and Fox News contributor who says he will likely seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, said on Sunday that he is seriously concerned that there will not be 2016 elections in the United States because the country could be in anarchy by that point. His reasons: the growing national debt, ISIS, and the U.S. Senate’s refusal to consider legislation passed by the GOP-controlled House of Representatives."
http://thinkprogress.org/election/2014/09/28/3573103/ben-carson-anarchy-election/
These fools might actually elect him because the GOP is always playing catchup. Nominating Palin after Hillary was a top contender and electing hip hop Mike as head of the RNC to prove they weren't racists so this is the next logical step. I guess this is one of Ann Coulter's better negroes.
"I don't blame him, though. The reality being Black in America is to be a loser. Hell, even Rev Al knows that. Just look at how he has moved on."
No son, look at the WH. That brotha won while poor white trash like Palin lost and are now just bitter. You can lick up under whitey if you want but real blah folks know what
"This blog, for all intentional purposes, is basically dead. "
So fuck off then sunshine, what's the problem?
The bitterness.
FN, you should seek help.
I think my judgement is closed when it comes to Dr. Ben.:)
But if I am going to be honest about it.....
That Crystal Wright def deserves some mention.
Ray Rice? Well that's just too obvious.
PC, don't mind that Anon; it has been coming here and saying the same thing for years.
What's that old Yogi Berra joke?
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's always too crowded to get in". :)
Allen West LOL.
Love to see your top 10 "Field Negroes" list, Field. Would expect some unsung heroes on it. Educate us!
Don't understand your numbering. Clarence Thomas should be no. 1 based on his status. That guy's deeply troubled--Nixon was normal by comparison.
Great list, Field! Next go round, let's create room for the rest of 'em by moving/adding these names to the #10 [bottom-of-the-barrel- Thomas] spot:
Lemon, Underwood, Dash, West, 50, Jackson, Sharpton, Clearmountain, Tavis, Smith, Cain, Nagin, Carson, Wright, and yes---Cosby.
v/r, Euphrates
Obama
Underestimated
Didn't bush also blame intelligence for his failures?
It's good to see FN is staying loyal to the democrats and isn't talking about Obama's "underestimating."
How in the World could you BYPASS JAY Z " Jay Zebra " Oh, the Barney's situation wasn't enough.
Brother Field, the black stats on birdwatching is terrible. How can we expect to get off the bottom if we don't explore new possibilities?
I myself have taken up birdwatching and white water rafting and I must say they are both very challenging and gratifying. I sometimes feel like the lone Negro in both sports, but I am hoping that more Negroes, looking to better themselves, will join in.
Brother Field, do you watch birds or white water raft? I know birdwatching can be quite challenging in Philly.
The last I heard was there was an exodus of birds from the city of brotherly love. Negroes were shooting them instead of watching. Apparently "birdwatching" means something different to the brothers.
What's President Obama done?
For a partial list, see http://pleasecutthecrap.com/obama-accomplishments for a list of what he's been able to do so far with one hand tied firmly behind his back.
Wow Michael, thanks for that list. I am sure Bill will not be reading it, though.
I bird watch all the time in Philly.
...and that's not even all of it!
field negro said...
I bird watch all the time in Philly.
I hope you know the rules...
1. Be prepared to be confused with the other black birder.
2. Carry your binoculars—and three forms of identification—at all times.
3. Don’t bird in a hoodie.
4. Nocturnal birding is a no-no.
5. Black birds—any black birds—are your birds.
6. The official word for an African American in cryptic clothing—camo or otherwise—is incognegro.
7. Want to see the jaws of blue-blooded birders drop faster than a northern gannet into a shoal of shad?
8. Use what’s left of your black-president momentum on the largely liberal birder crowd to step to the front of the spotting-scope line to view that wayward smew that wandered into U.S. waters from Eurasia.
9. You’re an endangered species—extinction looms.
http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/articles/article/7812/
That's orion environmental magazine, not the onion parody site.
"According to the release, fraudulent voting is a felony punishable by not less than one year or more than two years in prison and a fine of $300 to $500 per count. Primary or enrollment violations and tampering with or fabricating physical evidence are class D felonies carrying a maximum prison sentence of up to five years per count."
So dumbass, voter fraud is illegal right? How would have more laws or ID have prevented this? Out of 100,000,000 voters you found ONE person who committed fraud. good work, maybe we should put you in charge of knockout game detection.
Mr Field said, "I bird watch all the time in Philly."
3:37 PM
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What does that mean, Mr Field? Does it mean you are 'watching' birds from a harmless white perspective or are you shooting them from a brother's perspective?
Are there many birds left in Philly?
"But his body of tomming work is too large to ignore."
LOL! Wonderful comment about Don Lemon! Though, I disagree that he "actually makes some good points at times." Don Lemon is ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, cooning for ratings. What's sad is he represents so many Black gay men. That hate Black and worship White.
Blogger The Purple Cow said...
"This blog, for all intentional purposes, is basically dead. "
So fuck off then sunshine, what's the problem?
2:50 AM
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Because I bring some sunshine to FN. You certainly don't. You see, I care about the survival of AAs but you don't and neither does brother Field.
I come here to keep his ass straight much like Tavis speaks up to keep Obama straight.
Thanks for recognizing me as "sunshine" because in all humility, that is exactly what I am to FN.
LOL! Wonderful comment about Don Lemon! Though, I disagree that he "actually makes some good points at times." Don Lemon is ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, cooning for ratings. What's sad is he represents so many Black gay men. That hate Black and worship White.
6:01 PM
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You are so right about black gay men. However, gay women hate Black even more. This is a segment of our race that has hatred toward Blacks and basically consider themselves "separate" from us. The bay area is very much like that. Ask Doug and Granny and they both will verify it.
To your list, FN, I would add Barack Obama: he is bought and paid for by Google, Goldman Sachs, and BP (among others).
Is it to early to make guesses as to the companies where he (the Chicago Jesus) will find "employment" as a member of the Board of Directors after he leaves office.
What companies will be paying off his wife?
Trust me, it will not be BET.
Modest much?
How could any top house negro/democrat plantation negro not have you ranked field?
You try so hard.
Thank you, Senor Kinky! This blog would be totally brainless without you.
"Is it to early to make guesses as to the companies where he (the Chicago Jesus) will find "employment" as a member of the Board of Directors after he leaves office.
What companies will be paying off his wife?
Trust me, it will not be BET."
Not really an avoidable circumstance, though, is it? Unfortunately, massive campaign donations from wealthy individuals and corporations are the fuel our electoral system runs on. You either play that game or you stay out of politics. It's not optional.
If you personally are opposed to this dreadful state of affairs, perhaps you should work against the organization that is the defender of legalized corruption on the grounds that "money is speech." I won't say that organization's name, but its initials are G, O, and P.
Also, if Obama were to go work at BET, it would rightfully land him on the House Negro list. That TV network is arguably the epicenter of coonery, defaming black people on a daily basis by celebrating crime and dysfunction.
"LOL! Wonderful comment about Don Lemon! Though, I disagree that he "actually makes some good points at times." Don Lemon is ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, cooning for ratings. What's sad is he represents so many Black gay men. That hate Black and worship White.
6:01 PM
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You are so right about black gay men. However, gay women hate Black even more. This is a segment of our race that has hatred toward Blacks and basically consider themselves "separate" from us. The bay area is very much like that. Ask Doug and Granny and they both will verify it."
Straight black men and straight black women have REJECTED black gay men and black lesbians and tossed us away like used toilet paper. After all, the bible (which so many blacks profess to believe in) allegedly condemns homosexuality. Ask Focused Purpose about that.
Straight blacks are more likely to be against same sex marriage than any other racial/ethnic group in America.
Straight black people have made it plain that they HATE black gay people more than they hate anything else including racist white people, drug dealers and murderers.
If I had $10 for every time some negro man or negro woman has called me a "faggot" I would be a very rich man (I'm very serious). Enough is enough.
I may be a lot of things but I'm not crazy. I do not suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I am not going to love anything or anybody who HATES me for being me.
The real House Negroes are the black men who kill each other in poor (and not so poor) black neighborhoods every god damned day.
The only person on that list who is a bona fide House Negro IMO is Clarence Thomas because he is the only person on the list who has a measureable effect on all our lives by the decisions he hands down from the U.S. Supreme Court.
None of the other people on the list has any effect on my life.
why would anyone need to ask me about what is written, clearly, for all that can read and comprehend?
i don't dislike gays. blk gay men that wish bw would "die out"...
don't hate you either.
though i do wish you would fixate elsewhere and keep my name out your mouth.
but this is america...so you do you boo boo.
ps. you know i didn't write Scriptures, right?
that rant against Blessed Blacks doesn't explain the white worship either. 'cause white gays don't rush to claim ya'll either. j/s.
know this much...
i pray for all souls. we all are in the same boat in this spiritual battle. the fact that this is what i am called to do, is also written in Scriptures. you may want to check it out. NO ONE can read Scriptures without noticing, pronto, that change is in order.
me...
i gotta stop cussing, being Wrathful, short on patience + some mo'.
it is what it is.
carry on my friend in Peace and with my prayers for your continued blessings + increased Understanding in Messiah's Name...
for Real. no snark.
Anon@10:40 pm, I.can't argue with much of what u said.
Anon@10:01, u speak some uncomfortable truths as well.
FP said:
"blk gay men that wish bw would "die out"..."
That is an outright lie.
FP said:
"that rant against Blessed Blacks doesn't explain the white worship either. 'cause white gays don't rush to claim ya'll either"
So you are admitting that MOST straight black people DO hate black LGBT people more than they hate murderers, drug dealers and white racists.
Note: You know little or nothing about the alliances/connections/marriages that individual black LGBT people are establishing with individual white LGBT people. And I will leave it at that.
The only thing you can do with people who hate you outright, as most straight black people do, is QUIETLY leave them alone. I learned that from reading BWE sites, believe it or not.
It wasn't always this way, but over time I have discovered that my most EFFECTIVE allies and associates have not been black. My task has been to put the painful past behind and move forward into the light. I'm still working on it.
Let me stop. Somehow I have shared more than I intended to.
Don't try to back step now, Boom-Shaka-Laka! We SEE you ALWAYS!!
"Don't try to back step now, Boom-Shaka-Laka! We SEE you ALWAYS!!"
If that comment was meant for me (anon 9:19 am), I see you as well.
A straight black male blogger has said, on more than one occasion, that straight black women are the most homophobic people in America. I believe him.
@1:13 that comment was meant was for our resident Fake Prophet.
And as a person who's volunteered countless hours with organizations involved with the medical needs of homosexual minority men, I'm appalled you would consider me a homophobic nut case like Fake Pumpkin.
That said what you need to "see" is a way to remove that chip off your shoulder because you CLEARLY can't distinguish friend from foe.
Bro. Field,
You forgot House N*gger Supreme:
(drumroll, please) LARRY ELDER!!!
Oh yes, that Negro Larry loves him some house.
@Yisheng
"That said what you need to "see" is a way to remove that chip off your shoulder because you CLEARLY can't distinguish friend from foe."
Me:
My sincerest apologies. I thought, incorrectly it turns out, that comment 9:44 am was directed at me.
You are absolutely right, I need to do a better job of distinguishing friend from foe. This is a key part of my journey from the painful past (and present) and into the light.
Thank you, Yisheng, for reminding me of this truth.
Anonymous said...
Thank you, Yisheng, for reminding me of this truth.
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It'll all good! :)
I made the comment you first referred to from my phone which placed it directly under Fauz Pas' post. But when you look at it on a desktop/laptop, it appears directly under your last post.
So I apologize too, thankfully there's enough contrition to go around on this blog (excluding the wingnuts of course).
Wow this is really disgusting, this is repulsive. It is people like you that really make me so proud to be a black conservative.
You are really insane, do you not comprehend that? Do you honestly believe that what you are saying is acceptable? BTW: Martin Luther King did not speak this way, maybe you and the people that think like you should actually educate yourselves, because WOW you need it.
Steve Harvey...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwM5tpw2XMA
This is decent...where is 2015 ? NO go on 50 tho...
50 Cent has supported the following charities listed on this site:
G-Unity Foundation
LIFEbeat
New York Restoration Project
Orca Network
Ahmad Rashad and Robin Roberts should be listed too ...
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