Saturday, November 03, 2018

Caption Saturday.




I need a caption for this pic.


83 comments:

PilotX said...

Melania: having to look at this face everyday isn't worth is. I'm taking Barron back to Yogislatvaslovinastan.

YellowMONEY said...

A black man just walked by, so I'm holding my breath until his BO subsides.

Anonymous said...

Sooo, James Polite, Black Male, former Obama canvasser, arrested for antisemitic graffiti at a Synagogue. Hmmmmm????? Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's see....A second Kavanaugh accuser is caught lying about rapes. Boy these Lefty commies sure are evil. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

dinthebeast said...

"Why am I trying to hold this fart in? I'm the fucking president!"

BRRAAAAAAP!

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"I didn't think it would take this long for the smell from 44 to abate.

Wait, that's wafting in from across town."

Flying Junior said...

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"

Jabba the Hutt

mike from iowa said...

I'm with stoopid. Wait. What?

Anonymous said...

Didn't take long for piss money and the other asshole fuckboys to start with the anti-negro racism huh?

Gaseous gas bag said...

<< insert loud farting sound >>

CNN said...

CNN reports that police have arrested James Polite for allegedly vandalizing a synagogue in NYC.

CNN failed to report that Polite:

-Was a Democratic activist
-Worked on Obama's presidential campaign
-Was a former City Hall intern tasked with combating hate crimes

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said...

"Didn't take long for piss money and the other asshole fuckboys to start with the anti-negro racism huh?"
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You are correct. It doesn't take them long. I think they sit around waiting for Field to post, so they can respond with something insulting. This is the hallmark of small, poorly edcated minds. They never post anything worth reading. Sad!

PilotX said...

Introducing new Trumper adult diapers. With Trumpers you can rest assured that they can hold any amount of shit you can dump cause if they can hold the donald's shit they can do anything.

Steve said...

The stories of Evil White Men's hate crimes that get the most media attention - e.g., UVA fraternity initiation gang rape ritual that authorities are afraid to investigate! - tend to be the most bogus.

Actual hate crimes tend to involve morons who are instantly arrested.

A very high % of the exciting hate crime stories making national media -- e.g., KKK invades Oberlin College! Duke lacrosse team gangrapes black! Air Force Academy! -- are absurd.

Real incidents of white-on-black violence happen, but at tawdry bottom of society ad are prosecuted.

Bullshit Detector said...

CNN failed to report that Polite:

-Was a Democratic activist
-Worked on Obama's presidential campaign
-Was a former City Hall intern tasked with combating hate crimes
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He was not a Democratic "activist" whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
He registered voters and canvassed for Obama just like thousands of others. How is that a big deal.
And sure he worked on combatting hate crimes but your misleading ass also left out the fact he was taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation as he has a history of mental illness. Nice try to smear Dems and Obama but once again you fuckboys came up short. You usually do in certain departments which is why you're incels.

Black Patriot said...

President Trump is truly delivering for all Americans. He’s not a racist, but a true American who wants all of us to have a piece of the American Dream. No other POTUS has done so much in as short a time as 45 has done for this country. This POTUS is nothing short of a real servant of the people.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous Black Patriot said...

"President Trump is truly delivering for all Americans. He’s not a racist, but a true American who wants all of us to have a piece of the American Dream. No other POTUS has done so much in as short a time as 45 has done for this country. This POTUS is nothing short of a real servant of the people."
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Could you be more specific and give us some examples of what Trump has done for this country? Thanks.

Yฤซshฤ“ng said...

Which one of you whooteemoos is going to admit that those women were killed in Tallahassee in influence the governor's race?

Anonymous said...

What women killed in Tallahassee?

Black Patriot said...

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...Could you be more specific and give us some examples of what Trump has done for this country Thanks.

Jobs, wage growth, trade policies that benefit American workers over American corporations, tax cuts for working people, energy independence, taking on the drug companies, and calling out the media for their relentless pushing of billionaires interests over ordinary Americans.

Anonymous said...

President Trump has decided to hold his breath until Congress builds his wall — which will not be soon, now that the Republicans are about to lose control of Congress.

Medical experts say he is unlikely to survive.

Dr. Morimoto Niggasaki said...

In the eternal struggle between priests and warriors, he thinks that warriors should rule. When our priestly classes, the professoriat, the media, and the judiciary, cast God out of the high places, they sawed off the branch on which they were sitting. For priests to rule, they need to plausibly claim to represent God and be backed by God.

And, having declared themselves holier than God, proceeded to rub it in with gay rights, transexuals, and so on and so forth. There is a limit to what can be done with soft power, and they have hit that limit, and are flailing. Increasingly they are forced to use openly dictatorial methods, such as seizing the gab.com domain name.

We have non priestly rulers in the USA, in the Philippines, in Hungary, and now in Brazil, the most openly opposed to the official priesthood of them all. In the USA, the priestly classes are abandoning their pretended support for freedom of speech and freedom of religion, so even if they win, they lose. In Hungary, and only in Hungary, the elected government has taken real power from the permanent government, but if it can be done in Hungary, possible in America.

The holiness spiral, the left wing singularity, inexorably leads the priesthood into self destruction. The details of the crash are different each time, as glass shatters differently each time, but the crash is inevitable. Where we go from here no one knows, but ever leftwards is looking less and less likely.

The seizure of Gab a few days before the election, and the obvious bomb fakery, reveals that they are abandoning business as usual, and are now going to try open priestly dictatorship, as in Russia in 1916

If they had just sat quiet for eight years of Trump, and waited for demographics to continue to move in their favor, they would have been fine. Business as usual would have worked for them and would have destroyed us. But the underlying force of the left wing singularity will not let them sit quiet. They have to continue becoming ever more extreme, ever faster, and it is biting them. The frog is now being fast fried instead of slow boiled.

Anonymous said...

Gambler2 ASKA Child Molester Fan said...
This is the hallmark of small, poorly edcated minds
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The liberal's lack of empathy is unmatched. They're tribalists programmed to spew vitriol against lower and middle class whites. They have no grasp of immigration or labor economics and inhabit a primitive conceptual world dominated by media stereotypes and constructs.

Myrna Tellingheusen said...

If Mr. Alec Baldwin ever tries to take my Walgreens’ parking space, I secretly will be thinking “Bring it on big man.”

Black Patriot said...

Trump is relentless. I've never seen a man so dedicated and determined. I'd like to think I would be as courageous as he is, but I just don't know. The world is after him and he stands there in the face of pure evil, rock solid and ready to fight for us. God bless this brave man.

Anonymous said...

The Gop will hold congress, the media and the polls are feeding the public a lie, just like 2016. The working class has finally gotten a President who has heard and delivered on their cries, and surely a great number of Dem. workers have seen the benefits economically and will not risk a Dem. controlled congress blocking further economic gains. The traditional DNC coalitions are fracturing and they know it, this is why all this migrant, fake bomber, fake white nationalist bullshit has been put into overdrive. Obama,Oprah, Hillary, Biden, etc. etc. can't fill a room to save their souls. Next Tuesday night when the MSM opines How did this happen again? It's the economy stupid.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous Black Patriot said...

"President Trump is truly delivering for all Americans. He’s not a racist, but a true American who wants all of us to have a piece of the American Dream. No other POTUS has done so much in as short a time as 45 has done for this country. This POTUS is nothing short of a real servant of the people."
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Oh, give me a break. You rant here is way out of proportion. I simply called out the trolls for what they are, and I did not call them any names. I'm not inclined to believe that you are a Black Patriot. You sound much like the troll who jumped on my post about Morris Dees and the Southern Poverty Law Center,then called me a child molester. Surely you can do better than that, Honey. LOL!

Yฤซshฤ“ng said...

Damn, the Russian trolls are all up in here tonight!

How could whooteemoos be so damn stupid. Oops my bad, stupid whooteemoo is redundant!

Anonymous said...

A story on how mainstream Republicans bullied the feds so that they failed to properly investigate Nazi terrorism:

U.S. Law Enforcement Failed to See the Threat of White Nationalism. Now They Don’t Know How to Stop It.

This is behind a paywall, so open the link in private mode if you don’t have a NY Times subscription.

dinthebeast said...

I think someone cut their heroin with Liquid Wrench again.

Also, they're desperate and terrified because the one thing protecting Fergus from accountability, the Republican majorities in congress who are themselves terrified of the electoral wrath of Fergus' idiot hordes, are about to fall. Or at least one chamber is, and the other would be if not for the extreme tilt of the senate map this time.

We'll still get tens of millions more votes than they will in the senate, just like last time and the time before, but they'll probably hold the chamber just because of who is up for election this year.

Still, it looks bad for them. Mitch McConnell said, about their tax cut, "If we can't sell this to the American public, we ought to be in another line of work."

Well, guess what? Their tax bill is less popular than the previously hated ACA (which is now polling above 50%) and none of the goddamn Republicans are running on it.

So, having no accomplishments to run on, they're running on fear.

But they've been yawping about American Carnage for so long now that even the Pig People are getting tired of it.
They like the goddamn Republicans as a bomb-throwing opposition party of grand gestures (50+ ACA repeal votes) but aren't in the best health and are terrified of losing their insurance, and it's starting to dawn on them that they need the Democrats to actually run things that matter to them if they want to keep living.

So the goddamn Republicans are freaking the fuck out and trying to get as much grift in while they still can. They know that this might be their last shot until 2029. Watch for a fucking insane lame duck session.

What's so stupid is that if they would just do their damn jobs and govern, none of this shit would be happening to them, but they can't seem to help themselves and just have to screw everyone they can with the exception of their owners/paymasters.

Well, Mitch, I don't often agree with you, but here's the deal: I'm honest enough to admit it when I do, and this time is one of those times.

As for which other line of work you should take up, well, rodeo clowns are almost always in demand, and I sincerely hope that the Democrats change the rules and prohibit you from becoming a lobbyist for six or so years. Long enough for you to be safely in the ground before you qualify; you're already 76, so that shouldn't be that long.

-Doug in Oakland

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Blow That Funky Butt Trumpet White Boy

mike from iowa said...

Bogus Anonymous Black Patriot said..@ 10:12 PM

A boatload of bullshit. Drumpfuck the dumbfuck has done more to hurt average Americans than all the other stoopid fucking wingnut potii combines.

mike from iowa said...

http://juanitajean.com/orourke-staffers-caught-red-handed-being-compasionate/

Here is the lowdown on O'Keefe's latest selectively edited video trying to prove Dems committed a crime. Selective editing is a hallmark of dead Breitbart/protege O'keefe crooked attempts to make
others appear crooked.

field negro said...

"You are correct. It doesn't take them long. I think they sit around waiting for Field to post, so they can respond with something insulting. This is the hallmark of small, poorly edcated minds. They never post anything worth reading. Sad!"

Well, to be fair, it has to get awful boring in Mom's basement with nothing to do but watch FOX VIEWS all day.

Win-Win said...

If the Republicans hang on to congress, Doug will hang himself.

Fight the Power said...

America. Again.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1058984753238630400

Wish in one hand and shit in the other said...

Most mainstream media is just an idiotic wish list:

We WISH Trump was racist.

We WISH Hillary won.

We WISH Russia rigged the election.

We WISH everyone who disagreed with us were Nazis.

Sometimes a wish list involves Santa.

Sometimes Satan.

Michael Dean Miller said...

Wookie, Solo comment wins.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The liberal's lack of empathy is unmatched. They're tribalists programmed to spew vitriol against lower and middle class whites. They have no grasp of immigration or labor economics and inhabit a primitive conceptual world dominated by media stereotypes and constructs.
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Sure!! Which party recently voted to cut food stamp support for poor children? Republicans in congress, that's who. Don't you know that most poor children are white? You accuse liberals of being out of touch and lacking empathy. Well it's the liberals who are fighting for health care and raising the minimum wage, not conservatives.

Blexit said...

New Fox Poll shows a “40% Approval Rating by African Americans for President Trump, a record for Republicans.”

Pretty soon, Field is going to be sitting up in the House all by himself.

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat said...

Gambler2 ASKA Child Molester Fan said...
Sure!! Which party recently voted to cut food stamp support for poor children?
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Uh, neither. There are no children in America whose parents don't have adequate access to food for them.

And please, no one wants to hear fake moral outrage from someone who thinks it's okay to diddle kids.

Taj Nukkah said...

Notice how the media is downplaying the Kavanaugh accuser who now confesses she made the whole thing up. To do so would be to admit how fully complicit they all were in an attempt to frame an innocent man.

Donald Trump is FINISHED! said...

He's finished.  FINISHED, I tell you!  This is the tipping point, the beginning of the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0

enemy of the nation said...

Why does the wealthiest, most powerful and privileged demographic in the country fanatically push the crazy conspiracy theory that Billybob Blue Collar is the most privileged and supreme demographic in America?

Surely that must be hate speech.

Anonymous said...

Phhhtttt! I'm the King,so what ya want!!

field negro said...

"New Fox Poll shows a “40% Approval Rating by African Americans for President Trump, a record for Republicans.”'

And I just saw a purples unicorn walking down my street. :)

Anonymous said...

Purple unicorns:  tell-tale signs of a brain stoned on dopium.

Anonymous said...

"Democrats and progressives are so disappointing....."

Anonymous said...

I will win in 2020 and will tell you so....

Anonymous said...

“America. Again.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1058984753238630400”


Nice job retweeting Russian-made propaganda, from the Twitter account of some jackoff who “cleverly” labels himself openly as a Russian troll.

Say hi to Vlad for us.

PilotX said...

"Did someone put a vegetable in my food?"

Definitely not a Russian bot said...

"Say hi to Vlad for us."

Imagine still believing the muh Russia bullshit.

Imagine being so dumb you think someone who put Russian bot in their name is actually a Russian bot.

C said...

Things that white are:

-Stupid
-Ugly
-Fat
-Smelly
-Pussies
-Retards
-Faggots
-Bland
-Annoying

Anonymous said...

PilotX isn't too smart or competent. He only got to where he is now because of Affirmative Action.

PilotX said...

"PilotX isn't too smart or competent. He only got to where he is now because of Affirmative Action."

Yup, it's great isn't it? I make more than your entire family and will retire a millionaire ain't AA great? It was also great for the white guys who were there before me so I learned very well๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜

(((Blue Hate))) said...

NYT to White Women: How dare you put your white privilege above Our Shared Values™ of anti-white hatred, financial insecurity, single motherhood (if you're lucky), obesity, alcoholism, mental illness, and demographic suicide?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/03/us/politics/trump-women.html

mike from iowa said...

Moar winning just in time for election- So, we should not be surprised that there was scant attention paid last week when the U.S. Treasury Department disclosed that it was going to issue $425 billion in new debt for this quarter, bringing our grand total for 2018 to an eye popping $1.3 trillion in debt. As the Fiscal Times pointed out, that reflects “a 145 percent increase from the $546 billion issued in 2017.” That’s the biggest annual issuance of federal public debt since 2010 when Uncle Sam issued $1.586 trillion in debt.

Debt goes up. Deficits go up. Stoopid fucking wingnuts point at squirrels and say- look HRC emails.

One last time for you stoopid fucking wingnuts who are incapable of simple economics- cutting tax revenues increases borrowing increases debt and deficits. Can't work any other way, stoopid fucking wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

"bringing our grand total for 2018 to an eye popping $1.3 trillion in debt."

Obama's fault. We are still paying for his mistakes.

mike from iowa said...

I actually saw a purple unicorn Halloween day at local convenience store. She works there and rocks whatever she wears, including purple unicorn outfit.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said:
"bringing our grand total for 2018 to an eye popping $1.3 trillion in debt."

Obama's fault. We are still paying for his mistakes.
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You must think we are all a bunch of idiots if you think anyone is going to believe your bullshit.

Trump and the Republican congress are responsible for this mess. Democrats tried to stop them from cutting taxes for the wealthy, but the Republicans in congress rammed it through.

Anonymous said...

"You must think we are all a bunch of idiots"

I sure do.

The same bunch of idiots who give credit to Obama for the booming job market and first real wage growth in over a decade.

Anonymous said...

"Democrats tried to stop them from cutting taxes for the wealthy, but the Republicans in congress rammed it through."

Good thing they did.

Record tax receipts will lead to the largest-ever monthly budget surplus for the federal government, congressional analysts said in a new report, as Americans hand over more money to Washington.

The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office estimates the April surplus will total $218 billion, breaking the prior record of nearly $190 billion notched in April 2001.

Greater-than-expected tax receipts drove the surplus, CBO said, noting the record $515 billion in receipts for the month was as much as $40 billion more than the agency estimated about a month ago.

The tax cut enacted by President Donald Trump last year was expected to result in a boost in workers’ take-home pay. The CBO said withheld taxes rose in April since wages and salaries were higher — but the share of wages withheld for taxes was lower thanks to the new tax law.


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cbo-forecasts-largest-ever-monthly-surplus-as-record-tax-receipts-pour-in-2018-05-08

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said...

"PilotX isn't too smart or competent. He only got to where he is now because of Affirmative Action."
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I don't know about PioltX, but I'd bet a lot of money that whatever job you hold (if you have one) was the result of type of affirmative action that favors white folks. And don't try to tell me it doesn't exist. I've seen its ugly face too many times in my long life.

BTW, I think the air lines make sure that any pilot they hire is well qualified. I'd be happy to fly anytime with PilitX at the controls. Why don't you just go to some other site where your hate will be appreciated.

Razor said...

For eight years, SNL couldn’t find anything to mock about a stuttering 57-state, chooming corpse-man-cringing Ron Burgundy, dog-eating, pen-and-a-phony egomaniac, but thinks it’s hilarious to ridicule a Navy Seal for losing his eye to an IED while serving our country.

Anonymous said...

"type of affirmative action that favors white folks"

It doesn't exist.

Never did.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous said...

"You must think we are all a bunch of idiots"

"I sure do.

The same bunch of idiots who give credit to Obama for the booming job market and first real wage growth in over a decade."

You are just a hopeless case, too brain washed to respond to facts. No point in wasting anymore time on you. Have a nice night!

Leave the driving to us said...

"I'd be happy to fly anytime with PilitX at the controls"

The white guy actually flies the plane. PilotX's job is to look out the window and watch for blimps.

mike from iowa said...

Anonymous said...

"Democrats tried to stop them from cutting taxes for the wealthy, but the Republicans in congress rammed it through."

Good thing they did.

Then why did the gubmint just borrow nearly half a trillion bucks? You stoopid fucking wingnuts are stoopid fucking wingnuts for a simple reason. You are stoopid fucking wingnuts.

President Upgrade said...

"Then why did the gubmint just borrow nearly half a trillion bucks? "

Because spending cuts were blocked by obstructionist democrats.

Tax revenues INCREASED after the tax cuts, due to the stimulus effect. Just like Trump said they would.

Orange man bad said...

This perfectly captures the white NPC posters on this site like mike, doug and Grandma Pedo:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrLT97mXgAEFKgA.jpg:large

mike from iowa said...

Because spending cuts were blocked by obstructionist democrats.

Tax revenues INCREASED after the tax cuts, due to the stimulus effect. Just like Trump said they would.

You really can't be this fucking stoopid. I refuse to believe you can be.

If tax revenues rose so much, why didn't the government use them to pay the bills rather than borrow hundreds of billions more? Maybe you really are THAT fucking stoopid!!

And just think how much more revenue the government had before stoopid fucking wingnuts decided to give a trillion plus to the wealthy for no good reasons I can come up with.

President Upgrade said...

"why didn't the government use them to pay the bills rather than borrow hundreds of billions more? "

Democrat obstructionism on spending cuts.

And the revenue wouldn't have increased without the tax cuts, which have spurred growth.

We are all better off because Donald Trump won the election.

Anonymous said...

> I'd bet a lot of money that whatever job you hold (if you have one) was the result of type of affirmative action that favors white folks. And don't try to tell me it doesn't exist.

It hasn't existed since Griggs vs. Duke Power Co.  That's 47 years ago now (almost 48).

You idiot lefturds think it's still Selma in 1963.  Hint, your "hope and change" has become a nightmare for anyone who actually has to live under it.  Anyone under 60 can tell you so.

mike from iowa said...

Democrat obstructionism on spending cuts.

And the revenue wouldn't have increased without the tax cuts, which have spurred growth.

Wingnuts passed taxcuts with a simple majority and I really mean simple. They could have cut programs but couldn't get enough wingnuts willing to get voted out of office for taking away people's retirement and health insurance.

The revenues would have been a trillion more without the taxcuts which is what the cuts will cost the government to make the wealthy wealthier. Your taxcuts cannot and will not pay for themselves. It does not work that way. Debt and deficits keep going up becauase of stoopid fucking wingnuts.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Leave the driving to us said...

"I'd be happy to fly anytime with PilitX at the controls"

The white guy actually flies the plane. PilotX's job is to look out the window and watch for blimps.
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What the hell? The first line of your post is my line, but you have quotation marks around it with no attribution to me. As for your answer, it's too stupid for me to even contemplate a response. Have a nice night!

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"type of affirmative action that favors white folks"

It doesn't exist.

Never did.
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Ah, but it does, my friend. I have seen it, and I have experienced it. My husband and I went to apply for a job that we saw advertised. He went in first and was denied an application to fill out. He was told the position was closed. i went in five minutes later and was given an application. Of course we filed a complaint with the EEOC. The company advertising the position were required to give my husband an interview.

Have a nice night!


PilotX said...

"The white guy actually flies the plane. PilotX's job is to look out the window and watch for blimps."

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I get a lot of money to look for blimps. Pretty good gig if you can get it. So when it's two blah men or a blah man and a blah woman who flies and who looks for blimps?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜† Troll logic is hilarious.
And yes the airlines were rife with white male affirmative action. A highly decorated Air Force test pilot had his resume thrown in the garbage by a certain airline because "they didn't hire niggers". White men had all types of affirmative action for centuries so you oughta know it very well. It's ok, we know some of ya'll need it. Take heart, with years of training and dedication you can also do what I do, command a transport aircraft for a major airline. Hell, I'll even help you out if you have any questions.I'm here for you brother troll.

mike from iowa said...

Be careful, PilotX, if dead Breitbart or soon to be deader O'keefe get ahold of your offer to help it will soon look like you threatened to kill the other party. That is how right wing criminal agents are allowed to work in Drumpfuck's kremlin annex.

Anonymous said...

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Ah, but it does, my friend. I have seen it, and I have experienced it. My husband and I went to apply for a job that we saw advertised. He went in first and was denied an application to fill out. He was told the position was closed. i went in five minutes later and was given an application. Of course we filed a complaint with the EEOC. The company advertising the position were required to give my husband an interview.

Have a nice night!


11:09 PM


bullshit

PilotX said...

"That is how right wing criminal agents are allowed to work in Drumpfuck's kremlin annex."

๐Ÿ˜‚

PilotX said...

"bullshit"

Exactly how do you know this?

Anonymous said...

The NPCs which are still stuck on "Russia", "Putin" and "Kremlin" because they haven't received their programming update yet are sofa king pathetic.

Leave the driving to us said...

PilotX said...
"I get a lot of money to look for blimps"

The high cost of Affirmative Action.