Saturday, September 14, 2019

Caption Saturday.

Image result for trump image melania umbrella

I need a caption for this pic.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can dress um' up; a bit$h is a bit$h. Perfect example of a selfish retard. He really is the 'female' in the family.

That pole dancing 'chick' is so used to being his 'toilet'. (She/It doesn't deserve to be called a 1st lady of this USA; she is a 'ho'.)

It's THEIR 'norm' though. SMH.

dinthebeast said...

Into each life some rain must fall.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

4 more years in the white house

Flying Junior said...

1:48 AM... Bite your tongue, bitch.

"It's okay, Donald. I understand perfectly. You're the president. You can't risk catching cold, god forbid. You have so much important work."

Meanwhile, the Romance-O-Meter VU is sagging like a limp dick.

PilotX said...

Justin Trudeau sneaks off.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Typical. With Trump it's always all about me.

Anonymous said...

"We won again, back to the White House for four more years...…"

VR said...

Fuck you, get your own umbrella.

Anonymous said...

Team Shit the Bed really was delusional this time and we won again.....

dinthebeast said...

The presented results of a punk who never had his ass kicked no matter how obviously he needed it.

-Doug in Oakland

Americanized African said...


Mel Trump: Donald my hair is getting wet!
Don Trump: So that's what I smell!

mike from iowa said...

Melanoma's got 2 asses. Hers and HIM!

PilotX said...

And this punk is the leader of the free world. No wonder Melania tries to kiss other men.

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2020!!

mike from iowa said...

Drumpfuck the dumbfuck 20-Life.

Jack Ketch said...

@2:59 AM
1:48 AM... Bite your tongue, bitch.
Bite yours, Auger in Junior.
4 more years in the white house!!!

Paradoctor said...

Romance Tips 101:
Share the umbrella, even if you both get wet.

dinthebeast said...

Note to Fergus: Kav Kav doesn't need recrimination, he's already crimed up real good.

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/16/hillary-clinton-impeachment-memo-trump-228107


Mayhaps HRC gets the last laugh at the expense of Russian asset Drumpfuck and lying, cheating stoopid fucking wingnuts. You go girl!

mike from iowa said...

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/republicans-accused-of-stifling-sexual-misconduct-claim-against-brett-kavanaugh-during-confirmation/

Imagine that. Wingnuts not wanting the truth about Kavernmouth to be revealed to the public.

Paradoctor said...

Re Kavanaugh:
The way to get him out of the SC is to complete two investigations; one of his sexual misconduct, which was long ago and statute-limited, but vividly scandalous; the other of his financial chicanery, which was recent, a disbarment offense, but MEGO for the public. Then, when ready, call K in for a frank private talk. Say: "We could disbar you and jail you for that $250,000 you mysteriously acquired; or you could resign 'to spend more time with your family' because of the sex scandal. Your choice."

You see, the system doesn't take rape as seriously as it does swindling; and swindling can be verified by public records.

mike from iowa said...

Crooked judges with lifetime appointments get off the hook way to easy. The Senate knows Kavernmouth committed perjury, just like Sessions(more than once), McCTurtlefuckface's wife as Sec of Transportation, and every other appointment to Drumpfuck's cabinet.

Drumpfuck's sister was a federal judge being charged alongside her brother, the dickless wonder in the WH for financial chicanery getting millions illegally from their old man. All she had to do to get charges dropped is step down.

Anonymous said...

You people are a hoot.

NYT publishes a bogus hit on Kavanaugh and you are all dutifully barking like trained seals, even after the story has been retracted.

smdh

mike from iowa said...

Story hasn't been retracted. You lose again.

Drumpf's ass is so big I wonder why no one in the family has rented it out to a billboard company.

mike from iowa said...

PilotX, Doug and Gambler2, come get your garden fresh potatoes and tomatoes. Spuds are running way over a pound for the biggest ones, up to 24 oz with white Kennebecs. Fresh spuds would be good on the grill or any other way you cook them.

Just drop a basket and rope as you fly over and then circle while I wash them off. :)

mike from iowa said...

So former Kansass AG Kobach sent ICE a list of immigrants from Fremont Nebraska to see if they were illegal in violation of laws. Who'd athunk it, a crooked law breaking stoopid fucking weingnut election cheater breaking the law?

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/09/kris-kobach-emails-ice-fremont-nebraska.html

Corn Pop said...

Meet me outside mike. I'm gonna cut you with a rusty straight razor. I'm a bad dude.

Anonymous said...

trump is a living breathing Goofus. Galant shares the umbrella so his wife won't get wet. Goofus hogs the umbrella so only he can stay dry.

PX

Anonymous said...

"PilotX, Doug and Gambler2, come get your garden fresh potatoes and tomatoes."

I just flew over Iowa, I wish I would have read this earlier:-)

PX

dinthebeast said...

So here comes the war Fergus thinks will get him reelected.

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

Goofus thinks he is making Melanoma sleep in the wet spot. He has never heard of towels and blow dryers.

Anonymous said...

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-not-mystery-why-americas-biggest-cities-are-losing-population

Anonymous said...

Manhattan’s DA has subpoenaed 8 years of Trump’s tax returns.

Maybe we’ll all get to find out what kind of shady shit the Trump Organization has been up to recently. That ought to be interesting.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Manhattan’s DA has subpoenaed 8 years of Trump’s tax returns.

Maybe we’ll all get to find out what kind of shady shit the Trump Organization has been up to recently. That ought to be interesting.
8:34 PM

LOL more alt left delusion......

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