Sunday, March 08, 2020

CAPTION SUNDAY.

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71 comments:

Anonymous said...

What competence looks like.

Anonymous said...

“I call to order today’s meeting of the Donald Trump Is The Smartest, Best-looking, Coolest President Ever Society.

I now open the floor to anyone who wants to share their own personal praise of Mr. Trump, hallowed be his name.”

Black Diaspora said...

Where's my mask, my hand sanitizer and my red MAGA hat?

dinthebeast said...

...all of the king's counts, discounts, and no accounts were sitting around the table tossing camel turds, because in those days bullshit was unheard of.

-Doug in Oakland

LeonT said...

"Amity, as you know, means friendship."

mike from iowa said...
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mike from iowa said...

My humblest apologies. The DJI can only drop 1300 points at one time. My apologies to the Dow. Fuck criminal wingnuts. That is the way to start a rainy Monday. And i deleted that comment with wrong info.

mike from iowa said...

I rescind my previous apology about Dow dropping 1800 points. the number was right, the context was wrong.

Trading halted on Wall Street as Dow Jones plummets 1800 points within minutes amid coronavirus panic
Published 19 mins ago on March 9, 2020By Brad Reed

O originally saw this as a quick breaking news story on cell phone.

mike from iowa said...

Remember when Obama, when faced with the worst recession since the dirty twenties and thirties, when faced with major health crisis and hurricanes, took the time to go golfing and play basketball while the country burned? You don't remember that? That's right, we had a competent leader who knew how to get results and what actions he and the competent people around needed to take.

Of course, every step of the way wingnuts and drumpfuck, the most incompetent, stoopid fucker ever to disgrace the WH made up lies about Obama's actions. Just like they do today.

Here is a real kneeslapper for you. drumpfuck the dumbfuck junior has challenged Hunter Biden to debate which of the two of them has profited the most from their Dad's name.

dinthebeast said...

The markets are cratering and long term bond yields are below 1% for the first time ever, but don't worry, Fergus will fix it all with his sheer awesomeness.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

New York state has resorted to ordering its prison inmates to manufacture hand sanitizer, to guarantee availability in the face of assholes who want to hoard the commercially available stuff.

mike from iowa said...

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/us-treasury-yield-curve-below-1-percent-red-flag-investors-2020-3-1028975968

As Doug, the bearer of great truths, said up above.

Bill Clinton had an affair to handle his anxieties. drumpfuck can't handle anxieties and cheats at golf and then lies that things aren't that bad. Of course, none of this mess will ever be drumpf's fault.

Blacks are the leaders in.... mass shootings! said...

In 2019, 51% of all mass shooters in the USA were black.  Only 29% were white.

https://summit.news/2019/08/07/2019-data-shows-51-of-mass-shooters-were-black-only-29-were-white/

mike from iowa said...

DJI drops over 2000 points and drumpf is still cheting at golf.

Best news today, an 11 judge panel reinstates Led Zep as Stairway to Heaven's sole writers. Ruling overturned an 3 judge panel that overturned original ruling in favor of Spirit.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

This is off topic, but well worth a read.

Trump Said to Be Terrified of Coronovirus

March 9, 2020 at 2:24 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 286 Comments
Gabriel Sherman: “As Trump pushes a nothing-to-see-here message in public, sources said he’s privately terrified about getting the virus… Stories about Trump’s coronavirus fears have spread through the White House. Last week Trump told aides he’s afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One… The source also said Trump has asked the Secret Service to set up a screening program and bar anyone who has a cough from the White House grounds.”

Said a source: “He’s definitely melting down over this.”

I wonder if Trump is going to cancel his rallies and fund raisers.

dinthebeast said...

Gambler: I was just gonna post this myself. I try not to be mean, as a general rule, but I must admit that I'm finding the image of Fergus, wired and paranoid, freaking out about reporters infecting themselves in order to transmit it to him to be hilarious.
The thing about paranoid propaganda is that you'll eventually get some on you if you handle it enough.

-Doug in Oakland

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

https://summit.news/2019/08/07/2019-data-shows-51-of-mass-shooters-were-black-only-29-were-white/

4:01 PM
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I tried to research the people where Summit News gets their data, but I couldn't find any names. Do you have one? If so please post it. Thanks.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Gambler: I was just gonna post this myself. I try not to be mean, as a general rule, but I must admit that I'm finding the image of Fergus, wired and paranoid, freaking out about reporters infecting themselves in order to transmit it to him to be hilarious.
The thing about paranoid propaganda is that you'll eventually get some on you if you handle it enough.

-Doug in Oakland

4:47 PM
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I agree it's hilarious. One more reason to be nice to other people is to prevent them from wanting to kill you! LOL But I don't think Trump even knows how to be nice.

Let us just be glad the pandemic doesn't involve the Ebola virus. Can you imagine how many people would die?

mike from iowa said...

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Anonymous said...

"Let us just be glad the pandemic doesn't involve the Ebola virus. Can you imagine how many people would die?"

Not that many, in fact. You couldn't have a global pandemic with Ebola because, while it has a terrible mortality rate, it's not very contagious.

The only reason it's proven such a problem in certain countries in Africa, where Ebola originated, is that these countries are very poor and have minimal health services to contain an outbreak. The ratio of doctors to citizens in a place like Liberia or Guinea is tiny.(Which remains a concern for their vulnerability to the current, much more contagious Covid-19 virus.)

Anonymous said...

Just for reference, Covid-19 is on the order of 10 times as deadly as a routine flu. Whereas Ebola is, like, 600 times as deadly as flu -- if infected, you are more likely to die than get better.

However, Ebola isn't airborne, while Covid-19 is.

mike from iowa said...

Gambler and others, Summit News is extreme right wing, conspiracy theorists.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/summit-news/

Do not believe a word you read from them.

Anonymous said...

Do not believe a word you read from mike.

mike from iowa said...

If you have any doubts about a source from wingnuts use mediabiasfactcheck.com
and they will tell you if the site is right or extreme right and whether they are credible or not.

mike from iowa said...

Commandeered Queenie, not to be a real prick about it, you know with the stock market losing over 2000 moar points today, but I was just wondering how your 401k is doing?

mike from iowa said...

You can always get food stam.......wait, even that avenue is being cut off.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous said...

Just for reference, Covid-19 is on the order of 10 times as deadly as a routine flu. Whereas Ebola is, like, 600 times as deadly as flu -- if infected, you are more likely to die than get better.

However, Ebola isn't airborne, while Covid-19 is.

6:14 PM
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Yes, I know all this. The mortality rate for Ebola hovers near 90 percent. I was only using that as an example of a more deadly virus. However, we do not know what more deadly new and/or more deadly old diseases may show up at any time. If the great genus, incompetent one is in charge, we will all be in big trouble.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Mike from Iowa said......

If you have any doubts about a source from wingnuts use mediabiasfactcheck.com
and they will tell you if the site is right or extreme right and whether they are credible or not.

7:02 PM
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Thank you, Mike. That's very good to know. I will follow your advice. Have a great night!

Anonymous said...

"If you have any doubts about a source from wingnuts use mediabiasfactcheck.com"

Okay. I'll use a Leftist propaganda site to tell me if I should believe anything I read on a non-Leftist propaganda site.

That way I'll stay correctly informed.

dinthebeast said...

Ebola isn't airborne transmissible, but since sufferers leak every fluid they have profusely from every orifice (and sometimes no orifice at all) each infected person can be expected to infect seven other people in the sort of settings where it is typically found.

Spare a thought for the health workers battling it right now with few facilities and little equipment and in a civil war zone.

-Doug in Oakland

dinthebeast said...

So a bunch of Republicans are self-quarantining after coming in direct contact at CPAC with someone who has tested positive for coronavirus.
Cruz, Gosar,Collins, Gaetz, some of whom have had contact with Fergus since then, but one Republican brain-wizard won't self-quarantine.
Can you guess who it is?
It's Louie Gohmert, because of course it is.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"Ebola isn't airborne transmissible, but since sufferers leak every fluid they have profusely from every orifice (and sometimes no orifice at all) each infected person can be expected to infect seven other people in the sort of settings where it is typically found."

It is a horrific disease. And a serious problem for poor countries without the wherewithal to contain the spread within their borders.

It's just not capable of spreading outside those countries unless it mutates into something more contagious.

Anonymous said...

Democrats in Virginia are dumping the Confederate monument protection law the Republicans previously put in place.

So long, Lee! Hasta la vista, Stonewall!

Anonymous said...

Look who is brawling in Australian store aisles over toilet paper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nEnOmC6IQ

Doesn't look like a single one is pure European.  Race will out.

More proof that the market for racism is under-supplied, so blacks have to manufacture more of it said...

Black female (won't say "woman") uses a rock to etch "White Pride" into the sidewalk outside a black-owned gym:

https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/woman-reportedly-writes-white-pride-on-sidewalk-outside-of-gray-gym-arrested-for-vandalism/

Racism is obviously a job White Americans won't do, so blacks have to fill in.  If there wasn't racism, what would they use to explain their fucked-uppedness?  If we could only get rid of black racism, maybe we could fix what ails the USA.

END BLACK RACISM NOW!

Anonymous said...

https://life.shared.com/north-dakota-man-who-fractured-ribs-of-a-3-month-baby-during-her-rape-gets-only-4-years-in-prison?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2G84_wlaVmyg2CcAmdppg0W4zDm_Way0pFoHTL9GvQx5wrk35fTPt6fhw#Echobox=1583687776


White male raping a baby. The supreme race huh?

More proof white fuckboys are fucked up baby rapists said...

If there wasn't racism, what would they use to explain their fucked-uppedness?
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So what explains white fuckeduppedness? Raping babies, shooting babies and pregnant women, shooting country music concerts, bombing buildings full of babies. Maybe you should look in the mirror ya baby raping asshole or is that shit ok with you? Of course it is, you'd rather bitch about people writing on the sidewalks with chalk. Punk fuckboi.

Anonymous said...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-doctors-keep-asking-153150773.html


What an idiot.

PilotX said...

https://www.theroot.com/florida-woman-tied-to-organization-funded-by-pro-trump-1842213184

mike from iowa said...

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/about/ is an independent site run by a registered, non-affiliated voter. There is no left/right bias in play here. anymoose is lying again.

mike from iowa said...

22 dead in pandemic drumpf continues to ignore. That's wingnut leadership for you.

g said...

Mike said....

There is no left/right bias in play here. anymoose is lying again.

9:53 AM

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True, they are like their leader, so believe nothing that comes from them.

mike from iowa said...

drumpfuck the incompetent dumbfuck's body count is 27 and rising.

On the brighter side, gasahol in local town is $2.11 as oil slides. This means if I pool my SS cola for 12 months I could pay for nearly a half tank of petrol for my olde Jeep.

mike from iowa said...

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/black-mayor-of-kansas-city-refused-right-to-vote-after-poll-workers-said-he-wasnt-in-the-system/

The mayor has voted 11 years in same place before today.

mike from iowa said...

Unqualified drumpf appointed judge slapped down by dumbass dubya appointed competent judge in Mueller Report Grand Jury notes case.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/trump-judge-hit-with-a-brutal-legal-slap-down-after-trying-to-block-democrats-from-mueller-grand-jury-docs/

dinthebeast said...

So Russia and Saudi Arabia are supposedly fighting with each other over oil supply and pricing, but in reality Russia is using the opportunity of the coronavirus shock to drive oil prices down below US production costs, which are higher than Russian production costs because of fracking.
This will harm the US energy sector the way our sanctions are harming the Russian energy sector.
Lucky for us, our economy is more diverse than theirs and can operate even in a severe energy shock, at least for a while, while their economy, roughly the size of Spain's, is heavily reliant upon energy exports and will be similarly damaged by the lower oil prices.
Putin, though, doesn't care if ordinary Russians are harmed by his revenge scheme, and has changed the laws to allow himself to rule until the 2030s.

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

FWIW....... https://the-immoral-minority.com/trump-administration-suppressing-a-report-which-shows-that-the-us-is-completely-unprepared-for-a-global-pandemic/

Doug, gasahol is $2.11 per gallon in Sutherland, iowa convenient store/gas station.

dinthebeast said...

From Steve Benen:

* Ahead of Alabama's Republican U.S. Senate runoff primary, a new statewide Cygnal poll found retired football coach Tommy Tuberville with a surprisingly strong lead over former Attorney General Jeff Sessions. The runoff election is three weeks from today.

Last I bought some, gas was still above three bucks here.

-Doug in Oakland

jono said...

"How do you get your "hair" to do that, Hair Furor?"

PilotX said...

https://urbanintellectuals.com/8-year-old-girl-genius-speaks-8-languages-plays-8-instruments-video/?fbclid=IwAR0-n6oYqoZ8NYscKNveA46g9yVOpn7vHbrCPKyLOt1yEg1yLEQuIgCQxOo

PilotX said...

https://www.theroot.com/state-department-wants-to-list-a-white-supremacist-grou-1842240284

PilotX said...

https://www.theroot.com/man-sentenced-to-a-year-in-prison-for-threatening-rep-1842243330

dinthebeast said...

Alex Jones was arrested in Texas for DWI.

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

I can hear drumpfuck telling Fake Noize he was smarter than this impressive 8 year old girl when he was 8. She is so shy and retiring. :)

Anonymous said...

Democrats open boarder polices and hampering ICE allows things like Corona Virus to spread easily.

mike from iowa said...

Jones claims he blew less than the legal limit, but he acted impaired so he was arrested anyway.

Anonymous said...

"This will harm the US energy sector the way our sanctions are harming the Russian energy sector."

So Putin is trying to harm Trump's reelection prospects?

That doesn't fit the Narrative, Doug. Be careful, or someone might think you're a Wrongthinker.

Democrat Priorities said...

Calling a virus that originated in China "Chinese" is racist.

https://twitter.com/NoHighwayOption/status/1237502389529255943/photo/1

mike from iowa said...

drumpfuck says border wall will protect against c-virus. Latest numbers US has 700 confirmed cases. Mexico has 7.



Lying anymoose....Anonymous Anonymous said...
Democrats open boarder polices and hampering ICE allows things like Corona Virus to spread easily.

Dems aren't in control of policies, dumbfuck. drumpfuck is.

mike from iowa said...

https://www.salon.com/2020/03/10/russia-trying-to-incite-violence-by-white-supremacist-groups-in-us-ahead-of-2020-election-report/

Come on and deny this, fuck sticks.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Salon!

mike from iowa said...

Not a denial, anymoose. You lose again.

mike from iowa said...

Overall, we rate Salon Left Biased based on story selection that strongly favors the left and endorsements of political positions that are affiliated with the Democratic Party. We also rate them High for factual reporting due to proper sourcing of information and adherence to the consensus of science.

High factual reporting, stoopid. That is what you never get from right wing conspiracy theorists and Fake Noize.

mike from iowa said...

Federal judge just slammed a solid right into the solar plexus of the activist
right wing spotus and it is beautiful.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/federal-judge-condemns-roberts-courts-assault-on-democracy.html

Lilacpr said...

How could there be Covid 19 testing kits when we never had Covid 19 before?

Anonymous said...

"High factual reporting"

If anyone is trying to incite acts of terror by "white nationalists" it's the FBI, who have actually been caught doing it. This is transparent bullshit based on nebulous "intelligence reports" and the word of officials that have a reason to lie.

Anonymous said...

2021-"Welcome back to the White House Mr. President"

field negro said...

jono@5:42 PM,u might be the winner.

Anonymous said...

9:49AM is the winner!!!

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Lilacpr said....

How could there be Covid 19 testing kits when we never had Covid 19 before?

8:08 PM
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If the Trump administration had started on the testing-kit problem back in December of 2019, the tests would have been available by February 2020. Trump chose not to.

Lilacpr said...

Anonymous Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Lilacpr said....

How could there be Covid 19 testing kits when we never had Covid 19 before?

8:08 PM
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If the Trump administration had started on the testing-kit problem back in December of 2019, the tests would have been available by February 2020. Trump chose not to.

4:25 PM
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He knew about this virus back then in December?