The House Negro Power Rankings

 

Here is your latest house Negro power rankings. 

10. Sage Steele: Sage says basketball coach Doc Rivers sent her a direct message (DM) about her political leanings and expected that to be some big news item. Girl bye!   

9. Tim Scott: If you saw the shameless way Tim was cooning and jigging for head-pats when Trump went to South Carolina recently, you might think that Timmy deserved to be higher on the list. 

8. Jason Whitlock: The only thing this Negro hates more than his own race is an empty plate of food.    

7. Amir Hassan: This Negro sold his soul to Donald Trump to get elected to a congressional house seat in Michigan, and lost the race to a white man who had dropped out of the race months earlier. Further proof that being a house Negro doesn't always pay.

6. Clarence Thomas: Just so you know, this influential and self-hating Negro will always occupy a place on this list. Where he is on the list will just depend on his latest legal opinion from the highest court in the land designed to hurt his own people.      

5. Hakeem Jeffries: Yep, this Negro goes on the list. His "secret" meeting with Jared Kushner and his weak leadership while democracy is under assault, gets him major house Negro status. 

4. Gayle King: Oprah's BFF is still out here jigging for dollars and making a coon of herself. That exchange with Democratic U.S. Senate nominee, Angie Nixon, just shows you how far some Negroes will go to keep their house status. 

3. Byron Donalds: This grifter and sellout might get the last laugh yet by becoming governor of Florida. He hitched his wagon to Trump and it's working for him so far. We will see if it works out for him. MAGA world can only tolerate so many Negroes in the house with them at one time.

2.  Brandon Tatum: This clown is new to the list, and already shot up to number two. He calls himself Officer Tatum, and he probably hates himself and his people more than anyone else on this list. I say probably, because it all still all smells like a grift to me.  Time will tell.  

1. Stephen A. Smith:  Good ole Stephen is number one for many reasons. The primary one is for going on FOX News and crying to Massa after the National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) gave him a "Thumbs Down Award" for publicly bashing black women and letting others slide.  

*Image from the Ferris State University Jim Crow Museum.