Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts

Monday, March 24, 2008

Maybe the sniper used a silencer.


I remember once when I was in high school back in Jamaica, and I was visiting my cousin in Kingston. We were hanging out at a dance in a not so friendly part of town (I think it was Mountain View) when some of our fellow party goers started fighting. Soon after that, as is usually the case in Jamaica, gun shots rang out. I remember making like Carl Lewis to my cousin's Peugeot and not looking back. Later that night we decided that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go partying in certain parts of the city anymore.


Now I tell you that little story for a reason. That little incident happened awhile ago ( I won't say how long because I don't want to give up my age), and I still remember it like it was yesterday. Now whoever was doing the shooting wasn't shooting at me, but they sure as hell could have shot my black ass, and you don't forget shit like that. Link


So now we have the "Ice Queen"; who for years was telling anyone who would listen that she came under sniper fire while visiting Bosnia with Cheryl Crow, her daughter, and Sinbad of all people. Well it seems that the "Ice Queen was lying. Yes, you heard me, she was lying. Yet we are just now questioning her on her account of this little trip. So my question to the main stream media is how the hell did she get away with telling that little lie all these years? --And the press is supposed to be soft on the "O" man? I think they better check that again.


There were no snipers shooting at Hillary or anyone else, and there are You Tube videos to prove it. And thanks to brother Sinbad (who I am sure would have known gun fire in his direction if he heard it) we now know that the "Ice Queen", to put it kindly, is full of shit. So how could she have forgotten? I submit to you that she didn't. If I am not mistaken this happened in the mid nineties, this wasn't too long ago, and I don't care how old and senile the "Ice Queen" is, you don't forget getting shot at. Especially if you are Hillary Rodham Clinton.


But you know what? This story says as much about our vaunted press here in A-merry-ca as it does about the "Ice Queen". All these years with this story, and no one called her on the bullshit.
And we are to believe that the have been soft on Obama? What about this shit?


All I can say is thank you You Tube, and thank you Sinbad, because if it wasn't for you, Hillary would be still telling us about the imaginary snipers. (Chelsea, I am giving you a pass because you might have been too young to remember at the time. Besides, I think there is hope for you, you don't seem to have some of those Clinton genes )

"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."--Hillary Clinton, speech at George Washington University, March 17, 2008~~

Yeah and I remember that time Lark and I were....ahhh never mind.


Okay folks, let's see if this story gets some traction. Let's see if our press will tell A-merry-ca that Hillary is liar. Just like her husband Bill.




Saturday, September 23, 2006

Looking for Love!


Ahhhh another day out in the fields, and the field negro is trying to catch some down time. As usual, I head over by the house to see if massa has thrown out his news paper so I can catch up on my reading. To my dismay, massa has only thrown out the classified section.-it seems he gave the rest of the paper to the house Negroes. Oh well, the field will make do with what he has.

Let's see now......oh, what do we have here? It's the dating section of the classifieds.
This might be kind of interesting, let's take a look.

SBF seeks SWM or SWF: Must be educated, have a love for Alabama football, as well as world affairs and politics. I have a hectic work schedule so my ideal mate must be very flexible and understanding. I also love to shop for shoes, and play the piano, so my mate must have patience and an appreciation for the fine arts.
If interested, please call Condi at ***-***-****

SBF seeks SWM for love and companionship : He must be a christian, and have a deep and profound love for God almighty. He must understand that God is the center of our universe and he will cure all the evils of the world. Including, with our prayers, changing the pigmentation of my skin someday. So my mate must understand, that although I am a BF now, hopefully, I won't always be this way, and one day, I will be as pure as the driven snow. Free from the sin and curse of being black that I was unfortunately born with.
If interested, please call La Shawn at ***-***-****

SBM seeks SWF: Must be tall athletic, and love the blues. After all, I from Memphis, and we love the blues and barbeque's there. My ideal mate must love people of all races, and be good with children. As I plan to have many. She must be patient and understanding, as I do not plan to get married until after November, 2006.
If interested, please call Harold at ***-***-****

MWM seeks SBF,SWF,MBF,MWF,SLF,MLF....you name it: Needed for tryst. Must be discreet as well as willing to travel, and meet new and interesting people.
If interested, please call Bill at ***-***-****

SBF seeks SBM for possible life time commitment: Must be loving,caring, and not wasteful with money. Must be dark handsome, and articulate. (I tried light didn't like it) My ideal mate does not have to have any previous work experience as he will be a stay at home husband. He must be understanding and be able to deal with the demands of my career. He must also be scandal free, with no illegitimate children, and willing to sign a prenup. An appreciation for reading would also be nice.
If interested, please call Oprah at ***-***-****

SBF seeks SBF for love and companionship: She must be patient, willing to listen, and most of all be drug free. Size, weight, and looks do not matter.
If interested, please call Whitney at ***-***-****

S?? seeks YWB or YBB for cuddling,and play: Cannot be older than ten and must be willing to travel to the Middle East. Must also enjoy cartoons, music, and old black and white films.
If interested,please call Michael at ***-***-****

SBM seeks SWF for love and companionship: My ideal mate must be blond, athletic, and have a great figure. She must be able to deal with my mood swings, and my volatile personality. She must be strong willed with a mind of her own, and not be swayed by what others might say. I like a woman that doesn't look back, but sees only the future and its possibilities.
If interested, please call OJ at ***-***-****

Wow, I never knew that there were so many lonely hearts out there. Well, the field sure hopes that they all find their ideal mates soon. Maybe if they came to the fields and looked around a little they would find that special someone. Mmmmm, that Oprah sure seemed nice. Maybe the field will give her a call. I don't mind a prenup.