I knew it was going to come to this. You Negroes and all this dressing up you like to do for Easter. What the hell is that all about? Now you all "went and done" killed each other over your Easter clothes. Stop the madness! Even your poor kids are scared of Easter cause you all have them dressed in suits that they can't even move in. And those damn hats! I swear if I ever went to church my pastor would have to have a hat section for all you hat wearing women to sit in. I can't see the preacher over your damn hats.
"COLUMBUS, Ohio - Police in Ohio say a woman shot her cousin to death during an argument that started because one woman didn't think the other was dressed properly for Easter dinner. Columbus police Officer Jean Holmes said in court Tuesday that the leg-baring shorts worn by 19-year-old Danielle Pickens sparked a verbal and physical confrontation with 42-year-old Evelyn Burgess on Sunday at Burgess' home."
Oh Lawd, the woman had the nerve to have on "leg-bearing" shorts for dinner and her cousin shot her. Can you say issues boyz and girls?
Look, I love to dress with the best of em. I am very in touch with my sartorial side. But sometimes you Negroes tend to go over- board with all the dressing up. Sometimes I want to listen to some of those preachers on television, but I can't because all the buttons on their suits keep distracting me from the message. And don't even front like it's just me. You all know exactly where I am coming from.
And finally, you all know I couldn't go without taking yet another shot at my wingnuts friends. Honestly, I would rather not talk about these folks, but they make it so hard for me not to. So anway, have you all heard the latest from this "motley crue"? (Wait, did I write "motley crue"? Clearly I meant monolithic crue) Seems they caught Michelle Obama speaking at a 2008 DNC fundraiser saying that her husband's home country is Kenya. Oh my, they have him now. The birthers are salivating over this one.
"OOPS!Interesting statement caught on tape from Mrs. Obama... Why would Barack Obama's home country" be Kenya (as stated by his own wife) if he was born in the United States? Obama grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii to the best of our knowledge.Obama's own Grandmother says she was at his birth in Africa...not Hawaii. (Last I checked - there was a big difference in these two locations.)The "Believers" will continue believing a Liar - even when his own grandmother, his wife and others have made public claims that Obama's home country and birth place was in Kenya.I can't call Obama's own Kenyan grandma a liar. Sorry. I will believe her more than Barack - she has no motive to lie."
"Nice of her to admit what we already know."
"Well, there you have it -- right from Michelle's mouth and she should know where her husband was born.Good work, Lura, finding that."
Just a sampling of the wingnutification [not a word, I made it up] of A-merry-ca folks.
Maybe one day they will share what they are smoking with the rest of us. Maybe.
*Disclaimer: The two handsome ladies in the pic are in no way related to the first part of this post.
