Showing posts with label Witch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Witch. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Not quite.


Put this one down in the "duh!" category. Tell me something I didn't already know. The problem for his O ness is that the folks who love him won't vote this mid-term, so all of his peeps (even the ones running away from him )are going down. The only thing that will help dems salvage a couple of seats is the craziness of the teabag folks. (Did Sarah light really start a political spot by saying "I am not a witch"?Okkkkaaayy then.) But, other than that, things are looking bleak. Independent white voters already shot their liberal guilt load and there will be no more votes for the beige man. It's that simple.

Here in Pistolvania the dems are trailing in all the polls, and there is a full fledged rust belt rebellion against all things O in places like Michigan and Ohio. And, over at Radio Rwanda, they are happier than Bishop Eddie in an NFL locker room. (Sorry, low blow.)

But, all is not lost: the good news for you Obamaholics is that O has two years to get his s%^t together. It's time for him to get out of that Ivy League cocoon that he has been living in for the past two years. He has been surrounded by know it all handlers and nerdy wonks, but it looks like he finally broke free and is coming out to see the real world. "Yes we can"? No you can't. Not if you don't stop working on your golf game and playing college professor in the beltway. Still, maybe he is starting to get the message, and as a result dems gained some traction. But is it too little too late? I think it is. My man Rahm should have left about a year ago.

Meanwhile, O will be back in Philly again on Sunday to try and stir up the faithful. He is hoping that they will be fired up enough to go out and vote come November 2nd. (Good luck with that) Here in Philly we are getting used to seeing O around these parts. We are just wondering where he has been for the past two years. Oh well, at least The Roots will be playing. I wonder if they will give us a few bars of "Don't feel right"? I think that would be appropriate.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Witch of Wilmington.


I have a practice of not making fun of people's religion so I won't start now. (Wicca is a religion, right? ) But I really have to wonder about a group of people who make such a big deal about his O ness being a Muslim electing a witch in their primary to become the party standard- bearer come November.

"Oh come on, field, she said that as a passing comment that she just dabbled in witchcraft in high school. That doesn't mean she is a witch". Boy leave it to an atheist to try and bring a good witch down.

Yes, I suppose folks are right; it seems that Sarah light is declaring that this was just something she did while trying to find herself in high school.

"How many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school?" she asked fellow Republicans at a GOP picnic in southern Delaware on Sunday."There's been no witchcraft since."

No witchcraft at all!? Well how the hell (no pun intended) did you win the GOP primary in the "first state" of Delaware? There must have been a little black magic involved.

Still, I don't know why Sarah light is running away from her religion. I can understand his O ness running away from the Muslim label. The only thing we fear more than witches in A-merry-ca are Muslims. Look, I know that witches have an image problem, but Sarah light shouldn't be running from her Wiccan roots. Maybe we need some witches down in D.C. to shake things up. Work a little black magic and balance that budget. Hell we just had a skull and bones guy running the country, could a witch in the senate be any worse?

"One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that," she said. "We went to a movie and then had a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar."

Ahhh... Sarah light, you might want to leave the "alter" in Delaware. I think it would make your fellow senators a little nervous. They don't believe in making sacrifices.