Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Red Coats Are Running!


I swear I was going to try and blog about Obama tonight, but I still can't figure out what to say.

Instead, I have something else on my mind, and it has to do with the frat boy's war.

Folks, it seems my man Tony Blair and the British are going to be pulling out of the land of Saddam. Unless you have been on another planet, I am sure you have heard by now that the British are pulling their troops out of Basra. (1,700 to begin with, and eventually the remaining 5,500 by Christmas) Can you believe it? "The coalition of the willing" all of a sudden doesn't seem so willing after all. Can you imagine that phone call between Tony Blair and the frat boy? "Ahhh Tony what the f**k are you doing? I just heard on Fox News that you are drawing down your troops. Man you can't do that and leave me hanging. This is a critical time in the war effort, I have a f*****g surge on for crying out loud!" "Yeah sorry about that George, but I face a very serious political problem at home, I just can't put British troops at risk anymore. Besides, the Queen herself called me and said it's time to 'cut and run'. Apparently you haven't heard, but Prince Harry's unit was about to be sent to Iraq in May. What else was I going to do, I can't put the Monarchy at risk"

So the Brits will join Denmark and Lithuania who have all announced that it's time to go. Of course all of this won't matter to the frat boy and his minions. When you have ignored an entire country and it's elected leaders, and pretty much said f**k you to every intelligent analysis regarding this war-military and otherwise-you are pretty much either insane, or higher than a North Philly crack addict off of your power.

Now if you listen to Condi and Darth Vader, you would think that the British pulling out is a good thing. How they came to that conclusion only God in heaven knows. We all know that the child of the segregated South (who is now a part of a segregated White House totally segregated from reality) lies, and Dick Cheney... is, well, Dick Cheney. But all the spinning in the world will not change the reality on the ground. As recently as October of 2006, Blair said that leaving Iraq would be "inappropriate". Now, just months later, the Iraqis are ready to assume their own security of Basra. Yeah right, and I am a fu****g member of the 700 Club.

The last time I checked the area patrolled by the British is predominantly Shiite, and leaving will create a vacuum for that infamous Shiite Cleric, Muqtada al-Sadr. Won't it be great to see him building up his army unchecked now that the British are gone? Just what we need, while our troops pour into Baghdad, al-Sadr's army builds to the South. Way to go George, we know you can't pick your enemies "they represent an axis of evil" but you don't even know how to pick your fu****g friends. So we stay stuck in this evil illegal war, while our young heroes die and the ones we save on the battle field come home to "Building fu****g 18". The British lost about 175 troops, and said that was enough. We have lost over 3,000 and counting, and still we can't get it into our heads that this war is pointless. Too many patriots, and paper tigers here at home, all too willing to scream from talk radio, and on the FAKE NEWS NETWORK, in order to hold on to political power and ratings. This, while we have a growing crisis here at home; in our cities, our board rooms, and in our fu****g pocket books.

So keep lying Condi, keep spinning Dick, your minions can't get enough of the Kool Aide. It must be nice to know that there will always be friendly ears (at least 30% of us) all too willing to believe your bull sh*t.

13 comments:

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rikyrah said...

al-Sadr did the Snoopy Dance when he heard. Talk about being top dog. He and the President of Iran would be sharing a magnum - if they actually drank.

It does crack me up to see Blair going ' See ya, George.'

Femigog said...

Love the Jim Jones reference and your blog...
I drug some friends over from mindsay to read it about a month ago but this is my first time commenting. Great reading you...

C-dell said...

I think that this surge was possibly an early resonce to this> Pres. Bush Knew this was coming. I also know that the Prince to the British throne is not going to be put in any real danger.

The Christian Progressive Liberal said...

FN:

That announcement came on the heels that a Royal was ready to be deployed to Iraq and do what the First Skanks (Bush's spawn) have yet to do.

GO AND FIGHT.

When Prince Harry threatened to resign his commission if he wasn't sent to Iraq to fight with his regiment, here comes Bush's poodle trying to act like a rottweiler. England would rather pull troops than send a Royal over to Iraq to find out what the hell is really going on, or worse, get himself killed.

They just started respecting the Monarchy after Princess Diana's death. Imagine Blair taking the hit if Harry gets killed in Iraq.

GiGi - The Shy Giraffe said...

Hmm.. it is sad that this war been going on for too long (in my opinion)and too many lives been sacrificed.

The next USA president will have one hell of a mess to clean up and its not going to be done overnight... sigh..

what a sad world we lives in.

=:O(

Tasha said...

I could see this coming. It's honorable that Prince Harry actually wants to be on the front lines, unlike some first children. But the Brits wouldn't allow that.

I'm not sure what other signs Bush needs before he seriously rethinks his strategies.

rikyrah said...

I bet Harry becomes the most popular Royal after this. He's getting them out of an unpopular war.

LMAO at the thought of Blair going to Buckingham Palace, and Elizabeth II telling him that she's not going to stand for Harry at war.

Christopher Chambers said...

BTW Field, sorry for parting company from you on large sports dude Jason Whitlock. I love jason.

As for the post, last time I checked Blair was analogous to the bill Clinton of the UK. He isn't even remotely in the same political sphere as Bush/Cheney and that fu%kwad who runs Australia. So my question has been for the last three yeas--what the f-- is the Labour Party doing still backing this guy? You;d think his crew in Parliament would say "Hold up playa, you're fired." What gives.

Chris said...

This is a job for Prince Harry.

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