It's all Obama's mama's fault. If she hadn't had Barry with that black man they probably wouldn't hate the idea of race mixing so much. You know how much those folks hate O.
Anywhoo, we have more serious issues to worry about. (Sorry OJ!) After midnight tonight we won't be able to go to any federal parks, and if you were planning a trip to Europe and you haven't gotten your passport yet you might just be out of luck. Yes friends, thanks to wingnuts and their extreme views on certain social programs, tonight your government just might stop working. This is not cool if you are one of the over 800,000.00 federal workers who might not punch the clock come Monday morning. Not to mention the brave men and women who put their lives on the line to defend their country.
Still, it's too bad that the legislators in Washington will still get paid. If they didn't, I bet we wouldn't be having this debate.