Penis envy.

This is getting out of hand, and I think I speak for all the men in A-merry-ca and the world when I say that this cutting off of the johnson has got to stop! This is beyond cruel. There is nothing that a man could have done to you that would want to cause you to inflict so much pain. (Well, almost nothing) Lorena Bobbitt has no idea how far back she set civilization with one dastardly and malicious act on that June night.

Now sadly, in this sick world of ours, I am starting to see a trend:

"A Southern Californian woman is accused of cutting off the penis of her estranged husband. She was arrested late last night after investigators responded to a 911 call and is now in custody at the Orange County Jail.
Catherine Kieu Becker of Garden Grove reportedly prepared dinner for her husband and put a poisonous substance or drug in his food to make him drowsy, reports KTLA. While the man was sleeping, Becker allegedly tied him to the bed. When he awakened, Becker cut his penis off with a knife and threw it into the garbage disposal, turning it on as she did so." [Source]

"A Dallas woman is accused of cutting off a man’s penis before stabbing him to death, The Dallas Morning News reports.

The Morning News has more:

Motel video surveillance showed Richardson one day earlier renting the room alone. About 4 on Saturday, a security guard said he heard man and woman “in a loud verbal and physical disturbance” in the third-floor room, police said.
The guard continued on to the first-floor lobby before returning to the third floor a short time later. That’s when he saw Richardson come out of the room, according to police.

She was ‘”naked and had blood all over herself,” the documents said.
The security guard called for police officers, who were let into the room by a hotel manager. They found Owens lying dead in the room.
A field agent with the Dallas County medical examiner’s office examined the man’s body and found that he had “multiple stab wounds to his upper body, his throat was cut and there was traumatic amputation of the penis and scrotum,”

"A 29-year-old Vietnamese woman, only identified by her surname, Pan, was sick and tired of her husband's philandering ways and his physical abuse. So she did what any scorned, crazed woman would do, ehem: She waited until he was passed out from drugs and sleeping pills and cut off his penis -- with a pair of scissors. Then she threw the severed member in a Taiwanese river like it ain't no thang.

Afterward, she turned herself into police and allegedly told them that she felt no regret for what she did to her unemployed, drugged-out dirt bag of a husband." [Source]

I could go on, because there are others, but just thinking about the pain is too much for a brotha.

This sick ritual has gotten so commonplace that some of you men are starting to take the knives to your own johnsons for whatever sick and twisted reason. Please stop it!

Honestly, if it has come to this, I would prefer if you just jumped off a bridge.