Saturday, November 28, 2015

CAPTION SATURDAY.



I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Girl, where did you have your fingers?


*Pic from dailymail.co.uk/By North News & Pictures LTD.

38 comments:

KINKYCON said...

'': Girl, where did you have your fingers?''


Ok field. Where were you wishing she had her fingers????


And whendid blah men get all freakie????

Anonymous said...

I don't care about the marked-down TV sets. I just came for the non-consensual dry-humping!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a big loud fat woman to put pressure against a crowd.

Anonymous said...

"And whendid blah men get all freakie????"

No one knows when "blah" men got freakie. No one knows what the hell "blah" is, racist prick.

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

Fat Lives Matter.

Anonymous said...

"No one knows when 'blah' men got freakie. No one knows what the hell 'blah' is, racist prick."

Rick Santorum knows what "blah" means. Those are the people whose lives he officially doesn't want to make better.

Yisheng said...

LOL @ Whitey!

lilacpr2000 said...

Hahaha! So far Field is the winner! and I don't think anyone can beat that one! :D

We'll see...

lilacpr2000 said...

Red haired woman: I *gasp*,*huff* *puff* absolutely love post Thanksgiving extreme sports!

lilacpr2000 said...

White woman screaming:

"NOOOOOOOoooo, Put those back! I will not let you buy something that will only dumb you down with idiotic jabbering, contrived media information, and subliminal advertising to get you to buy a lot of trash you don't need! Not to mention those violent and competitive sports!"

Anonymous said...

Fat lady: "Oh...Oh... Oh, black folks...Oooo I'm coming! I love Black Friday."

Yisheng said...

Obese White woman: Move bitch, I'm hungry!!

After getting to box: "Damn, I thought that was a Whooteemeal box".

Wesley R said...

Me sitting at home looking at the pictures; "Fuck That, I'll Go Online And Find The Same Shit For The Same Price Somewhere Without Getting My Ass Kicked".

Anonymous said...

Deleted scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

PX

Anonymous said...

Crowd surfing gone really really wrong.

PX

Anonymous said...

Racial harmony is achieved as people of all colors and creeds find unity of purpose in humiliating themselves for a $20 iPad discount.

I Stutter None said...

The white version of Yisheng.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

That "fat woman" is as negro as hell. A total fat slut.

Anonymous said...

"Bitch, dat MY muffuggin' tee-vee! Ah'll KILL yo white ass, bitch!"

Anonymous said...

Black Friday: A day when dumb white trash and animalistic entitled black welfare savages can just be themselves, without shame or judgment.

Anonymous said...

What is it about fat white women that get black men so color aroused?????

Steven Indiana said...

And on Christmas Eve 2015, it is written that in the middle of the crowd fighting over cheap goods, one good Samaritan did find the true mean of Christmas, which she expressed as thus: Lord, save me from Your "followers".

field negro said...

WC @10:38 is going to be tough to beat. The leader so far.

Yisheng said...

@1:56, the "slim and pretty" version of your Aunt/Mammy,

Yisheng said...

Private peuny penis said:
That "fat woman" reminds me of my boyfriend. A total anal turn on.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

As I alluded before...you, Queenie, are one slimy-assed black piece of shit.

Like you got a degree in ANY FUCKING thing.

Prove it, or STFU. Lying bitch.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

BTW, genius...you still can't spell with your Affirmative Action "Degrees"

It's "puny". Butt, lol, you wouldn't think, once slipped up your nasty ass.

Anonymous said...

Fat Chick: "All I wanted for Christmas was one of them TV's!"

Bald Dude: "You ain't gonna shit right for a week"

Fat Chick: "Coal in your ass is worse than coal in your stocking"

Bald Dude: "Ho, ho, ho"

Yisheng said...

@11:41 stalking asshole, ONLY an IDIOT with something to prove, spell checks posts on a blog full of uneducated whooteemoos.

And since flip phones don't have auto correct, I don't expect you to understand that either.

BAWHAHAHAHA!!

Yisheng said...

@11:41 stalking asshole, ONLY an IDIOT with something to prove, spell checks posts on a blog full of uneducated whooteemoos.

And since flip phones don't have auto correct, I don't expect you to understand that either.

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

DQAE said...

@11:34, oh my such anger on a Sunday morning. Guess you're not one of those fanatical whooteemoos we see on the news in places like Colorado.

Welp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers.

And put your bitchass GED in your avatar mutherf**ker you know damn well you didn't finish high school!!

Anonymous said...

DQAE said...
"Welp next time, use a little more K-Y on your hemmorrhoid laden anus, you know how angry you get when your boyfriend gets yto rough with the cucumbers."

The person who wrote this sentence will never be a doctor.

Yisheng said...

"The person who wrote this sentence will never be a proctologist. She ddoesn't want to spend her career pulling cucumbers out of the flat asses/pus filled anus' of overweight whooteemoos like my boyfriend. "

That was easy!

BAWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^
Like I said.

Never.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

I wouldnt' screw a nasty Balckslacnesesdoo even if in the ass to save my life,

What a disgusting thought.

Lt. Commander Johnson said...

Probably pull a "chitin" out. Make me vomit.

Anonymous said...

Black Fridays matter

Josh said...

While many shoppers clamored for Black Friday electronics deals, one tried to rush through the crowd to get the 2-for-1 boneless wings in the food court.

Black woman w/weave cap: "Dammit, Becky, you just ate lunch 10 damn minutes ago!"