Sunday, February 04, 2018

Super Bowl LII

No post today, field hands. I will be busy watching the Super Bowl.

So will your president ,who famously told his people to boycott the league.

But hey, that's trump, watch what he does not what he says.

Oh, and if you  are thinking about hosting a Super Bowl party, thanks to the republican tax cuts you will  have at least $1.50 more to spend. (At least that's what your congressional leader, Paul Ryan said.

Go Birds! 

*Pic is of a new mural in South Philly. 

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

No Negroe Felon League for me, plenty of constructive things to do.

mike from iowa said...

Kellyanne Crimewave was pissing and moaning about people going on tv and lying under oath about the fizzled bombshell dud Numbnuts Nunes released. She was also covering a festering wound between her ears with an Eagles stocking hat.

Good reasons not to root for Philly and I hate Prima Bradyrina even more. I have more constructive, important work making fun of stoopid fucking wingnuts.

PilotX said...

Nobody took a knee so no House Negroes For Life for me. Got better things to do.

Flying Junior said...

Well, that beautiful completion to Jeffery followed immediately by a touchdown run by Blount looked pretty good to me, hands. (Second Eagles touchdown.)

Flying Junior said...

Well I can't live blog the whole game by myself, but with Brady catapulting the pigskin parabola like that last touchdown, it should be a helluva Super Bowl.

Lilacpr said...

Flying Junior said...

Well I can't live blog the whole game by myself, but with Brady catapulting the pigskin parabola like that last touchdown, it should be a helluva Super Bowl.

7:55 PM
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Yes you can! and you should, 'cos for those that are not watching on principle but want to know whats happening. Those iggles are going to lose, I just feel it in my bones...xD

Flying Junior said...

So I'm watching on spanish language TV. "Le pegaron!" Una sacamiento!

Quarterback sack with two minutes to go.

Anonymous said...

Mike pooped his panties and yisthing pooped its parachute.

Flying Junior said...

Okay Lilacpr,

If you're still up. ;)

I tuned in the second quarter. The first two plays I saw were the beautiful pass by Nick Foles to Jeffery and the run by Blount I blogged about. The Eagles did another perfect long pass. Then it was Brady's turn for the Patriots. He was in top form throughout the game. He did a couple of the long passes for completions like poetry in motion.

The Eagles had a three to ten point lead through most of the game, but the Patriots quickly answered with touchdowns once taking the lead at 33-32 Patriots.

In the third quarter Eagles quarterback Nick Foles' muse left him and the long passes were fumbling, but Brady still had the magic. Every pass was like Joe Montana throwing to Jerry Rice. Both teams continued to play strong offensive games, the Eagles with several running touchdowns and only one reception touchdown. They kicked at least two field goals.

It was ping-pong. It looked like a simple matter of who could play the clock more strategically in the fourth quarter. With a narrow lead over the Patriots, the Eagles allowed another touchdown which they promptly answered. It was something like two and one half minutes left in the fourth quarter and the Patriots were positioned to win with one more careful touchdown. Brady was moving the ball quickly with little seven or eight yard passes getting the first down every time.

Then the Eagles defense came to the aid of their brothers with a stunning quarterback sack. But it was no ordinary sack. The ball flew into the air from Brady's fingers and a Philadelphia Eagle caught it.

Then the Eagles got one more touchdown in the fourth quarter and somehow got another turnover? Fact check me, boys. A field goal in the final minute of the game mathematically guaranteed the Eagles victory. There was no way the Patriots could get eight points in that amount of time.

Here are a couple of the pass completions by Nick Foles.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Foles+qb&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

Flying Junior said...

Oh yeah, there was this one killer touchdown. The receiver caught the ball while he was doing a somersault. With both hands tight on the ball, he rolled and tumbled, when he came back up the ball jumped out of his fingers, but he scrambled with both hands like magnets and plucked it out of thin air.

The Patriots were fuming, because they knew it might mean the game. They called for a review of the play. The referees watched the instant replay several times in slo-mo on a little screen rolled out on to the field. They ruled that once the ball is caught, the player becomes a runner and the touchdown was good. The Patriots were losing their shit because everybody knew that at one point the ball actually did touch the ground when the receiver hit the grass. It will be all over the sports section tomorrow morning.

Flying Junior said...

See the controversial play at 7 minutes 30 seconds on the highlight video.

dinthebeast said...

The Eagles' victory was preordained:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDcGDK_bRw

-Doug in Oakland

I'm Just Saying!! said...

My nephew earned a Superbowl ring. Let the celebrating begin.

PilotX said...

Hmmmmmmmmm,

https://www.salon.com/2017/08/17/trump-the-alt-right-and-the-kremlin-white-supremacists-russia-links-are-no-secret/

withoutacountryx@gmail.com said...

Field, I will be in Philly next week on biz and hope to be there to celebrate with your city. I was hoping that a win would cap the season. I chose right and won 50.00.😄

Anonymous said...

At least Philly fans handled the victory celebration with class.

mike from iowa said...

IMHO we got the least worst outcome. I would have been happy if both teams lost, but I take satisfaction in knowing the cheaters didn't win this year. Fuck Billychuck and his woman Brady.

Winning! said...

Philly was one of the only 8 teams where no one took a knee during the anthem this year!

MAGA!

Zimmer Man said...

Congratulations to Trayvon Martin!

Almost six years now, and he hasn’t re-offended or violated parole.

Lilacpr said...
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Lilacpr said...

Thanks Flying Junior! Congrats to all. It sounds like it was super exciting! I had fallen asleep though :D Had a busy day.

Been reading that they even brought back the dead though! It's a shame, don't know if Prince would have liked this. Why didn't they just let him do the entire show alone?...So I went to YouTube and saw and I know why...That was their way of helping Timberflakes performance, which was grey, lackluster and totally lacked creativity of any kind. But oh well par for the course, c'est la vie. La American vie...

DJ Gravy said...

The big problem with Super Bowl halftime shows: Not enough fierce choreographed scowling.

It's very distasteful when they stare into the camera and briefly look like they don't want to murder me.

Also, Justin Timberlake should have entered the stadium in a '97 Honda Civic with a plastic Pep Boys spoiler.

Anonymous said...

"At least Philly fans handled the victory celebration with class."

What we saw last night in Philadelphia was a riot, not a celebration. Anarchic moments like this betray a deep-seated and violent resentment for the modern world lurking in all of us. On some level, we all want to see this hollow urban dystopia burn.

dinthebeast said...

"On some level, we all want to see this hollow urban dystopia burn."

No, "we" do not. Pronouns, how do they work?

On the other hand, "we" (meaning some folks who live here) riot about lots of stuff. If the football team wins or loses the superbowl, if a corrupt misbehaving cop (but I repeat myself) gets acquitted of their crimes, if a fat, orange, idiot gets elected, and sometimes just for the hell of it.
Sometimes "riots" are more like "parties that got out of hand", though, and the media loves to make hay out of them, when really, you go there the next morning and can't tell that anything happened...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Chicago February 2018 to Date:
Shot & Killed: 6
Shot & Wounded: 21
Total Shot: 27
Total Homicides: 7

Kinky Con said...

Philly peeps celebrate like only Philly fans can do-by burning DIS MUTHAFKA DOWN!!!!


mike from iowa said...

Trayvon Martin had no police record. If he had traces of THC in his blood, you'd automatically rule out aggression on Martin's part. Martin did not have a purse full of stolen jewels. Florida police have never been able to trace them jewels to any breakins anywhere. Martin was stalked and murdered by a racist POS wannabe Rambo who calculated he could bag a Negro with a hoodie and get away with it, IMHO. Mission accomplished and he has all the stoopid fucking racist wingnuts eating out of the palm of his hand.

Zimmerretardedivoryape is solely to blame. Had he stayed in his truck as he was told, Martin would be alive today and stoopid fucking racist wingnuts would be still lying about him being a criminal.

George Z. said...

mike from iowa hates Hispanics

mike from iowa said...

Drump's buddy backing Syria forces using chemical weapons some more on rebel strongholds.

I was sure Drumpfuck defeated the bad guys once upon a time. Or was that a fever dream? That's right, he didn't want to hurt Putin's feelings.

Anonymous said...

Trailer parks February to date:

Hillbilly heroin OD's 3,000

Lilacpr said...

DJ Gravy said...

The big problem with Super Bowl halftime shows: Not enough fierce choreographed scowling.

It's very distasteful when they stare into the camera and briefly look like they don't want to murder me.

Also, Justin Timberlake should have entered the stadium in a '97 Honda Civic with a plastic Pep Boys spoiler.

1:45 PM
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But Timberflake did look as though he wanted to murder someone :) and with that bald dome and outfit he looked just like a skinhead,a cowboy skinhead! lol! wierd all the way

Lilacpr said...

wait a minute I got a better one! He shoulda come in riding on a horse! LOLOLOL

Hillbilly herr ron said...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/12/21/health/drug-overdoses-2016-final-numbers/index.html

Anonymous said...

Philly wins the No Defense bowl! Last score wins and turn out the lights and go home!!

mike from iowa said...

http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2018/02/thanks-to-trumps-new-tax-law-government.html

Another trillion borrowed to cover lost tax revenues from the koch bros taxcuts. Way to fucking go assho, animos. Nunchkin told congress to hurry and raise the debt limit, the same one they tried not to when the GOAT Obama was making America Great.

DACACIDE said...

Edwin Jackson had Dreams too:

https://www.conservativereview.com/articles/dreams-colts-linebacker-edwin-jackson-snuffed-illegal-alien/

President Downgrade said...

"Another trillion borrowed"

I though you liked Obamanomics?

Yīshēng said...

Cheeto lawyers are only delaying the inevitable, the pu$$y grabber in chief has singlehandedly RUINED the political structure of the US.

SHAMEFUL!!

mike from iowa said...

Drumpfuck sure loves taking credit for Obamanomics. The economy was coming along about as well as could be expected with full employment and Drumpfuck chasing all the migrant and necessary workers out of the country.

Koch bros taxcuts were supposed to pay for themselves and already are 2.5 trillion in the whole and haven't been in place a month. You can't expect stoopid fucking wingnuts to understand economics. You cut taxes, you lose bill paying revenues which leads to more borrowing and more debt and deficits. Can't work any other way and for some god-forsaken reason stoopid voters see fit to give stoopid fucking wingnuts the opportunity again to screw up all the progress Dems have made. Drumpfuck's stock market dropped a trillion in value since last week. How long before Obama and HRC get the blame?

mike from iowa said...

Fake Noize refuses to call whitey wingnuts rampage a riot even though a cop car was flipped.

Had blacks assembled it would have been deemed a riot NS THE COPS WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP IN RIOT GEAR AND STARTED GASSING AND BUSTING HEADS before the first word was spoken.

mike from iowa said...

Fake Noize- we bad, we biased but most of all we be liars.

Anonymous said...

"Koch bros taxcuts were supposed to pay for themselves and already are 2.5 trillion in the whole and haven't been in place a month."

Wa, dat be sumpin, in one mumpf!

Anonymous said...

"Had blacks assembled it would have been deemed a riot"

We waz too busy lootin

Anonymous said...

RE: Fake Noize refuses to call whitey wingnuts rampage a riot even though a cop car was flipped.

Had blacks assembled it would have been deemed a riot NS THE COPS WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP IN RIOT GEAR AND STARTED GASSING AND BUSTING HEADS before the first word was spoken.

8:47 PM
------------------------------------------------VERY TRUE!

"BLACK LIVES MATTER TOO!"

Anonymous said...

Trayvon was a thug and paid the price for criminal activity.

mike from iowa said...

Trayvon had no criminal record, whatsoever. Walking around with Skittles and tea while black is not a crime except for wasicu wasteys.

mike from iowa said...

Wa, dat be sumpin, in one mumpf! Anymoose, didn't your moose mama teach you not to talk with Drumpfuck's Li'l Donnie in yer mouth? I guess not, huh?