Saturday, June 16, 2018

Caption Saturday.

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I need a caption for this pic.


*Pic from slatecom 

48 comments:

BootsandBraids said...

Human suction machine. "I'm just gonna suck it in in one fell swoop".

Lance Cockstrong said...

Butt Trumpet finally feels the side effects of having a micro dick.

The Communicator said...

How anybody would feel if forced to eat Puerto Rican food.

dinthebeast said...

Dawning realization that the kitchen staff have all seen "The Help"...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2020!!

Anonymous said...

Mike should live in Nairobi sez...

"*Note: The "end" jobs number listed for Obama is the preliminary"


Sure, you friggin' boob!


The funniest thing about Mike is he is a complete racist.

Anonymous said...

This is not Big Mac. I only eat Big Mac.

And I like to eat it on the toilet, while watching Fox and Friends. This is all wrong.

PilotX said...

Wow Mike, Melania never touches me like that!

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Trump blows, big time!

Chad Furlong said...

How is Father's Day celebrated in the black community anyway?

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf- If you can guess what I have in my hand, I'll give it to you.

others- if you can hold it in one hand no wonder Melanoma prefers BBCs!

Joder La Resistencia said...

I was hesitant to come here today because today is fathers day. This is a painful day for black people. Even more painful than Columbus day. More painful than Thanksgiving. Why?

A recent Pew study found 71% of black people under the age of 50 have no idea who they daddy is.Add to that another 7% of black people who'd daddies are now their mothers.

Thank about that. 7 out of every 10 black people you meet on the street is fatherless.

Sad, isn't it? So one can understand how day can be so painful for blacks.

So i say today let's all be sensitive to blacks..I was out a few minutes ago to get some coffee and a bagel. Behind me was a black man. Must have been in his 40's. Not only did i let him go in front of me i paid for his breakfast. He gave me a hug and whispered thank you. He let go i could see he had tears in his eyes. He said white people are so kind. I shook his hand and went back home.

So today, let us all be kind to each other and stop insulting each other.


☺️☺️

mike from iowa said...

Wasicu wastey stoopid fucking wingnuts have the same problem with Mother's Day. They clearly have no cue as to the milk of numan kindness imbibed with their Mother's milk. Probaly because most wasicu wastey's suck dick not tits. This is just a natural fact.

Anonymous said...

"This food is hot...but not as hot for little rocket man if he doesn't come around"

Anonymous said...

https://www.sovereignman.com/trends/the-hitler-of-south-africa-tells-white-people-he-wont-kill-them-yet-23774/

Anonymous said...

"at least I knew who my Father was"

CenterPuke88 said...

“Yes, Master Putin, yes...I will threaten the EU with more sanctions”

mike from iowa said...

So today, let us all be kind to each other and stop insulting each other.

In yer dreams, Bozo.

Anonymous said...

"How many shot and killed in Chicago??"




Jan-June 17th 2018 to Date:
Shot & Killed: 198
Shot & Wounded: 1028
Total Shot: 1226
Total Homicides: 236

PilotX said...

Oh look, the boss is choking! Ha! Somebody do something! Ha ha, my sides are hurting! No seriously, somebody do something!

PilotX said...

Hey donald, this is Montezuma. Just reminding you I'm still around! Pay for your own f'ing wall!

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about the shootings in Chicago because it's "Blacks Killing Blacks"

and if it ain't blacks killing blacks then it's "Blacks Being Killed."

When Black men and Black women start stepping up to the plate, acting like men and women ( instead of boys and girls) and stay in school, get an education further than 11th grade, leave drugs alone get married and actually raise protect love and respect their children...then and only then will the cancer within the black community be eradicated.

40 years ago the reading comprehension level of inner city black public school children was 2 years behind that of white public school students...and the same holds true today.

Blacks have been here in American since the first slave ships back in the 1600's but they still can't speak standard English. Black parents, and especially educators, principals and teachers put in charge of educating black children 6-8 hours each day are still speaking and writing like that of the "uneducated Negro slave"

"Is you going?"
"That's mineS."
"Where my mom?"
"Yes, I'm is."
"What IS you doing?"

"Non standard" English in the black community has become a generational, and cyclical thing.
People coming to America from other countries speak, and write better than blacks who have been here for 400 years and even they often wonder why blacks have such poor command of standard English.

Everyone knows that the power of a people depends on their ability to effectively communicate in ways that are respected and understood by the dominant culture.

400 years later and there is still no emphasis on grammar, spelling, punctuation, enunciation, or diction in the black community with one lame excuse after another being given.


Question: What IS you going to do about it?
Question: What ARE you going to do about it?

The choice is yours....and remember NO ONE is going to save you but YOU!



mike from iowa said...

PilotX said...

Oh look, the boss is choking! Ha! Somebody do something! Ha ha, my sides are hurting! No seriously, somebody do something!

11:36 AM

For the win!

mike from iowa said...

eople coming to America from other countries speak, and write better than blacks who have been here for 400 years

Riiiiight. How many 400 year old Blacks do you personally know? Stoopid is strong.

PilotX said...

Oh dear god, is he peeing at the table again?

mike from iowa said...

One thing Drumpf does not have a "firm grasp" of is English as a first langwidge.

mike from iowa said...

Drumpf to G7- something finally came up. I have to handle this myself since Melanoma prefers BBC.

For my Father's Day gift from Melanoma, she allowed me to watch her sucking a BBC.

mike from iowa said...

It is Father's Day and let us always remember the party of phony family values believes it is a good idea to remove children from their parents to use as political bargaining chips to assuage a phony dictator wannabe's ego.

mike from iowa said...

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Zinke blatantly disregards Trump’s opposition to ‘horror show’ elephant trophy hunting
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Does President Trump actually run the Trump administration? It’s hard not to wonder given the growing gap between the president’s strong words on an issue he seems to care about — the trophy hunting of elephants — and the actual policies implemented by officials supposedly working for him.

On June 19, Atlanta will play host to the second meeting of the administration’s so-called International Wildlife Conservation Council.

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This federal council was created by Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke — himself a trophy hunter — specifically to advise on the “removal of barriers” to importing trophies from gunned-down wildlife in Africa and elsewhere, as the council’s charter makes clear.



On Twitter, Trump has blasted trophy hunting as a “horror show.” It’s virtually the only conservation or humane issue that seems to register with him.

Yet, Zinke’s council is composed almost entirely of hunting guides, “celebrity hunters,” and people affiliated with pro-trophy hunting organizations, gunmakers and the National Rifle Association. Fifteen of the council’s 16 members have trophy hunting or gun ties.

That’s all too consistent with Zinke’s track record. Last November, the Interior secretary handed American trophy hunters a huge victory by reversing an Obama administration ban on importing elephant trophies from Zimbabwe.


Wingnut's idea of balanced participation.

PilotX said...

Man, I hope he's wearing his Depends.

PilotX said...

Oh no, that looks like number two😳

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Trump enters the field with his latest boondoggle "Presidenture"

"Don't fear the slip cuz you've got the grip with the new Presidenture." Coming to a store near you!

Joder La Resistencia said...

mike from iowa said...
It is Father's Day and let us always remember the party of phony family values believes it is a good idea to remove children from their parents

---------------


DEMOCRATIC REP. ADMITS THE CHILD MIGRANT CRISIS ‘WAS KEPT VERY QUIET UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION’

“It was kept very quiet under the Obama Administration. There were large numbers of people coming in. The Obama administration was trying to keep this quiet,” Cuellar told CNN’s Fredricka Whitfield.

Whitfield displayed a 2014 image of migrant children held in cages at a detention center, and Cuellar said that he released similar photos of children separated from their parents.


Cuellar added that the number of children being held at the border right now is similar to the amount during the Obama administration.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/16/dem-rep-child-migrant-crisis/



Anonymous said...

“Does President Trump actually run the Trump administration? It’s hard not to wonder given the growing gap between the president’s strong words on an issue he seems to care about — the trophy hunting of elephants — and the actual policies implemented by officials supposedly working for him.”

Er, what?

You do know that the Trump spawn are big trophy hunters, right? The Internet is replete with pictures of Don Junior and Eric posing with various big game animals they’ve pumped full o’ lead.

If trophy hunting were so objectionable to him, I’d think Trump would start with his kids. Although, let’s be real about this. Trump doesn’t care at all about other humans. We’re supposed to believe he’s deeply concerned about the welfare of cuddly animals? Sorry, but I’m not buying it.

Anonymous said...

What would you rather they hunt? Black people?

Anonymous said...

“What would you rather they hunt? Black people?”

Since you asked, I’d prefer Trump eat the muzzle of his own gun. That would solve a lot of problems.

mike from iowa said...

I'd rather they rid the gene pool of stoopid fucking Drumpf supporters, but they could rid the world of more wingnut mascots and it wouldn't hurt my feelings much.

mike from iowa said...

As The Post details, “Stone and Caputo’s interactions with Greenberg mean that at least 11 Trump associates or campaign officials have acknowledged interactions with a Russian during the election season or presidential transition.” In December 2016 and January 2017, incoming White House counselor Kellyanne Conway and Vice President-elect Mike Pence both categorically denied during TV interviews that there was any contact between the Trump campaign and Russia at all.

WAPO posted story about Drumpf/Russia collusion and Drumpf tells Post employees a good long strike would be good. Nice liar, Drumpf.

mike from iowa said...

https://thinkprogress.org/trump-roger-stone-meeting-washington-post-strike-russia-c73ae57a12c9/

for the rest of the story.

Joder La Resistencia said...

mike from iowa said...
It is Father's Day and let us always remember the party of phony family values believes it is a good idea to remove children from their parents

---------------



Obama Admin Kept Illegal Mexican Kids In Camps...

'Without their parents' knowledge'...


https://www.washingtonpost.com/.../the.../mexican-kids-held.../311d319a-b2f2-11e4-


Deportation Separated Thousands Of U.S.-Born Children From Parents In 2013

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/parents-deportation_n_5531552

OBAMA HELD MORE THAN DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN IN SHELTERS COMPARED TO TRUMP WHITE HOUSE

http://www.newsweek.com/trump-administration-holding-more-immigrant-children-shelters-ever-949099

mike from iowa said...

Joder La Resistencia said

The very first sentence of your WAPO story clearly states the kids Obama administration had in camps were UNESCORTED JUVENILES. They were not ripped from any family like Drumpfuck is doing.

mike from iowa said...

Unaccompanied minors who crossed the U.S.-Mexico border during a historic wave of migration earlier this decade were repeatedly beaten, sexually abused, and deprived of food and medical care by federal border agents, according to an American Civil Liberties Union report released Wednesday

Anonymous said...

"earlier this decade"

That would be the Obama administration.

mike from iowa said...

Last night on Fox News, Rep. Devin Nunes explained that in late September 2016, “good FBI agents” came to him and told him they’d found the Weiner laptop with Huma Abedin’s emails with Secretary Clinton.

So the IG didn't bother to ask about bias against Clinton or the illegality of leaking info to Congress shitheels. No surprise there.

Stoopid Anymoose sez- arlier this decade"

That would be the Obama administration.


Nice attempt to deflect. The subject was Obama'a people gathered in unescorted juveniles and did not rip them away from families. Do try to pay attention.

field negro said...

"Man, I hope he's wearing his Depends."

Pilot strikes again.

"Dawning realization that the kitchen staff have all seen "The Help"..."

Doug #2

"Ctrl+Halt+Del said...

Trump blows, big time!"
#3

"Anonymous Chad Furlong said...

How is Father's Day celebrated in the black community anyway?"

Same as yours, Chad, with the only exception being that daddy is not related to Mommy. ;)








mike from iowa said...

This just kills me- Roger Stone had meeting with Russian peddling “dirt” on Hillary Clinton, two months before Wikileaks released hacked DNC emails.

And of course he lied in front of Senators, just like the rest of Drumpfuck's hunted witches.

PilotX said...

You seriously had a troll named Chad😂😂😂 Now all we need is a Becky and we're complete.

Sea Stories said...

Damn Chinese finger trap. I hope nobody can tell I'm stuck.