Saturday, June 09, 2018

Caption Saturday.

  • Image result for quebic g7 summit merkel german office images 
I need a caption for this pic.

Example:John Bolton-Don't you dare talk to our supreme leader like that. 
Angela Merkel-Shut up and trim your mustache, John. You look like a nineties porn star. 

*Pic from sputniknews.com

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Angela: Grab my pussy! Or did you do it and I didn't notice cuz your hands are so lilliputian?
Also Angela: Where's Obama? I demand to talk to an intelligent, stable genius!

Lance Cockstrong said...

The part of Melania Strumpet will be played by Mustache Ride Bolton

Anonymous said...

Angela: “Okay, haha, ve all laugh big for last year and half. Zo clever.

But zis joke vere you pretend to be stupid buffoon clown president character is not funny anymore. Ve demand to see REAL American president now please!”

Anonymous said...

Angela: “Italian President Silvio Berlusconi was a corrupt, sleazy, incompetent fool who referred to me as an ‘unfuckable lardass.’

With your infantile behavior today, Mr. Trump, you have made him look like a noble and dignified statesman.

Congratulations.”

Flying Junior said...

Mein Gott! We have been through this before so many times. Americans are lethargic and overfed. You take your preeminent status in the world and throw it away for cheap televisions and worthless toys. We were always friends for so many years. Just who the hell are you changelings? Go home, little boys. Come back when you can elect a man as president!

PilotX said...

We've changed your diaper, gave you your juice and let you watch Paw Patrol why are you being so difficult?

dinthebeast said...

G six, bitch.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"Not gonna go potty, 'n you can't make me!"

Lance Cockstrong said...

Oddly enough, Merkel has the biggest dick of anyone in this pic.

Yisheng = nigger, lilac = cunt said...

Trump supporters are as stupid and ugly as he is.

mike from iowa said...

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?


Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)

Tip o' the hat to Queen for the lyrics.

Mike from Iowa is a faggot said...

Mike from Iowa is a faggot.

#TrumpFail, economics edition said...

A write-up from Paul Krugman, winner of an economics Nobel Prize for international trade theory, on Trump’s latest fiasco at the G7:

Debacle in Quebec

Shorter version: Our brainless leader and his dunce advisors are shamefully, catastrophically ignorant, and Trump couldn’t have embarrassed our country more if he’d just waltzed into the conference and taken a giant shit on the carpet.

I find it difficult to wrap my head around how unbelievably brainwashed and racist a large segment of the US must be to still believe Trump is doing a bang-up job while he is failing so spectacularly. Exactly how bad do things have to get before they catch a clue?

CenterPuke88 said...

Donnie: “If you won’t let me pick first, I’m taking my ball and finding someone else to play with!”

Not comedic routine anymore. South Park is real now said...

Trump’s says, Blame Canada

Lilacpr said...

Angela: Donald baby, why aren't you watching the Puertorican Day Parade!???!!!

Trump: The wha??? Oh, oh, yeah, the island surrounded by the yoooooge ocean, oh okay, danke schoen Angela baby! D

Lilacpr said...

Angela: What did you say bubchick???

Trump: WEEEPAAAA!!!

Lilacpr said...

Angela: What are you screaming Trumpy babay:

Trumpiricaqn singing: "Yo soy boricua, pa' que tu lo sepas! Weepaaa!"

Anonymous said...

When Donald dies (hopefully soon!) and goes to hell, he will spend eternity with a million Puerto Rican women throwing their chancletas at him.

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


President Abe: These low IQ Neuropeons are animals.

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Chancellor Merkel: He looks so much taller on TV!

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Dumbold Trump: I think that Macron is kind of hot!

Lilacpr said...

Anonymous said...

When Donald dies (hopefully soon!) and goes to hell, he will spend eternity with a million Puerto Rican women throwing their chancletas at him.

12:54 PM
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xD Yeah maybe the diehard Democrat ones, but maybe even not. He's pumped a hella lot aid in, I gotta say...

mike from iowa said...

Last one to stand is a stoopid fucking wingnut! With tiny hands and a micro dick.

Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


To ease the tension Precedent Trump performs the Russian Cossacks dance.

Da da Da da da da , Hey!

Anonymous said...

"what is the solution to the negroe question?"

dinthebeast said...
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Ctrl+Halt+Del said...


Trump:I just ate a ghost pepper...you know part of the challenge.

Merkel: When did they start wrapping a ghost pepper in a Snickers wrapper?!

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