Example:John Bolton-Don't you dare talk to our supreme leader like that.
Angela Merkel-Shut up and trim your mustache, John. You look like a nineties porn star.
*Pic from sputniknews.com
Saturday, June 09, 2018
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Angela: Grab my pussy! Or did you do it and I didn't notice cuz your hands are so lilliputian?
Also Angela: Where's Obama? I demand to talk to an intelligent, stable genius!
The part of Melania Strumpet will be played by Mustache Ride Bolton
Angela: “Okay, haha, ve all laugh big for last year and half. Zo clever.
But zis joke vere you pretend to be stupid buffoon clown president character is not funny anymore. Ve demand to see REAL American president now please!”
Angela: “Italian President Silvio Berlusconi was a corrupt, sleazy, incompetent fool who referred to me as an ‘unfuckable lardass.’
With your infantile behavior today, Mr. Trump, you have made him look like a noble and dignified statesman.
Congratulations.”
Mein Gott! We have been through this before so many times. Americans are lethargic and overfed. You take your preeminent status in the world and throw it away for cheap televisions and worthless toys. We were always friends for so many years. Just who the hell are you changelings? Go home, little boys. Come back when you can elect a man as president!
We've changed your diaper, gave you your juice and let you watch Paw Patrol why are you being so difficult?
G six, bitch.
-Doug in Oakland
"Not gonna go potty, 'n you can't make me!"
Oddly enough, Merkel has the biggest dick of anyone in this pic.
Trump supporters are as stupid and ugly as he is.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Tip o' the hat to Queen for the lyrics.
Mike from Iowa is a faggot.
A write-up from Paul Krugman, winner of an economics Nobel Prize for international trade theory, on Trump’s latest fiasco at the G7:
Debacle in Quebec
Shorter version: Our brainless leader and his dunce advisors are shamefully, catastrophically ignorant, and Trump couldn’t have embarrassed our country more if he’d just waltzed into the conference and taken a giant shit on the carpet.
I find it difficult to wrap my head around how unbelievably brainwashed and racist a large segment of the US must be to still believe Trump is doing a bang-up job while he is failing so spectacularly. Exactly how bad do things have to get before they catch a clue?
Donnie: “If you won’t let me pick first, I’m taking my ball and finding someone else to play with!”
Trump’s says, Blame Canada
Angela: Donald baby, why aren't you watching the Puertorican Day Parade!???!!!
Trump: The wha??? Oh, oh, yeah, the island surrounded by the yoooooge ocean, oh okay, danke schoen Angela baby! D
Angela: What did you say bubchick???
Trump: WEEEPAAAA!!!
Angela: What are you screaming Trumpy babay:
Trumpiricaqn singing: "Yo soy boricua, pa' que tu lo sepas! Weepaaa!"
When Donald dies (hopefully soon!) and goes to hell, he will spend eternity with a million Puerto Rican women throwing their chancletas at him.
President Abe: These low IQ Neuropeons are animals.
Chancellor Merkel: He looks so much taller on TV!
Dumbold Trump: I think that Macron is kind of hot!
Anonymous said...
When Donald dies (hopefully soon!) and goes to hell, he will spend eternity with a million Puerto Rican women throwing their chancletas at him.
12:54 PM
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xD Yeah maybe the diehard Democrat ones, but maybe even not. He's pumped a hella lot aid in, I gotta say...
Last one to stand is a stoopid fucking wingnut! With tiny hands and a micro dick.
To ease the tension Precedent Trump performs the Russian Cossacks dance.
Da da Da da da da , Hey!
"what is the solution to the negroe question?"
Trump:I just ate a ghost pepper...you know part of the challenge.
Merkel: When did they start wrapping a ghost pepper in a Snickers wrapper?!
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