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Welcome to the future.
-Doug in Oakland
Fifty hate crime hoaxes:
https://www.thecollegefix.com/here-are-50-campus-hate-crime-hoaxes-the-college-fix-has-covered-since-2012/
It's a good bet that those new faces in Congress mean even more hoaxes.
I am a communist.
"What will we do when Trump is elected in 2020????"
You're on the hot seat for the next two years, Donnie; get used to it.
ALEXANDRIA: When we talk ...
AYANNA: wingnuts' brains ...
RASHIDA: explode!
The Devil's Harem
Veni vici kicked whitey's ass
"I'm going to destroy democracy"
Hey, no offense! Some of my best friends are racist white men!
The last thing trump saw as he was led off to prison.
What makes black people intolerable?
They are 3 times as likely to commit rape as white people.
They are 3.5 times as likely to commit car theft as white people.
They are 4 times as likely to commit aggravated assault as white people.
They are more than 5 times as likely to commit weapons violations as white people.
They are 10 times as likely to commit robbery as white people.
And far from being "oppressed", they are 2.5 times as likely to commit hate crimes as white people (and hispanics are 1.6 times as likely).
Worst of all, they are deluded to the point that they put the blame for their misdeeds on the victims thereof. Even if they did nothing else, THAT would make black people intolerable.
Ah, the trolls are here. So riddle me this:
How do you trigger a troll?
Answer:
How don't you?
"we are progressive center lefts....the true enemy of freedom"
"we would very much like to take away your religious freedoms"
"Mr. Cohen, you committed them for over ten years. Isn't it a stretch to call them 'mistakes?'"
Team MAGA face their most feared and hated archenemy: the Millenial Menace
It's so funny to see someone drop red-pill material here, and watch a "sane sensible progressive" get triggered over it... while claiming that the red-piller was triggered. Total projection AND autistic screeching, a two-fer!
At this rate the four pounds of popcorn I bought last week won't get me to Friday.
From Twitter:
Jemele Hill
✔
@jemelehill
In 2006, amid the real estate run-up, black families earning more than $200,000 annually were more likely on average to be given a subprime loan than a white family making $30,000 a year. Most important story you’ll read today:
-Doug in Oakland
Mrs. Who, Mrs. What, and Mrs. Whatsit, here to banish the darkness.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/wp/2018/09/18/theres-overwhelming-evidence-that-the-criminal-justice-system-is-racist-heres-the-proof/?utm_term=.25770a33c13b
Stoopid fucking wingnuts deliberately misinterpret data to fit their racist narratives.
Colin Flaherty don't lie.
Colin Flaherty always lies.
#GetInFormation #WeSlay
Anonymous said...
"It's so funny to see someone drop red-pill material here, and watch a "sane sensible progressive" get triggered over it... while claiming that the red-piller was triggered. Total projection AND autistic screeching, a two-fer!"
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This post reads like word salad. And it's obvious you know nothing about autism. Try to write in English if you want normal people to understand you.
At least 14 dead from tornadoes that hit Lee county, Alabama. My friend Sara lives in Huntsville, which is a long way north of there, so she's probably OK.
I found it curious that my cousins in Oklahoma all asked me how I could live in a place where there were earthquakes, when everyone who can afford it has a reinforced hole in their back yard back there to shelter from tornadoes.
-Doug in Oakland
>> This post reads like word salad.
To you. Because you are too stupid to understand what it refers to.
>> And it's obvious you know nothing about autism.
Wrong. (no) Thanks for playing, (don't) Try again next time. (do the world a favor and kill yourself.)
>> Try to write in English if you want normal people to understand you.
You have just proven that you cannot understand English. Do the world a favor, etc. etc.
Anonymous said...
>> This post reads like word salad.
To you. Because you are too stupid to understand what it refers to.
>> And it's obvious you know nothing about autism.
Wrong. (no) Thanks for playing, (don't) Try again next time. (do the world a favor and kill yourself.)
>> Try to write in English if you want normal people to understand you.
You have just proven that you cannot understand English. Do the world a favor, etc. etc.
10:43 PM
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It's not good for you either physically or emotionally to get so angry over nothing.
Gambler2 ASKA White Woman:
The anonymoids have physical and emotional problems; they seek symptomatic relief by acting out here; these attempts fail, so they redouble their efforts.
Yes, they are damaged, but also stupid, and while any attention encourages them (thus Craig's admonition against feeding the trolls) they deserve no special dispensation from ridicule for the stupid, stupid things they say, allowing them to normalize the repugnant.
In other words, fuck them.
-Doug in Oakland
Trump is now blaming his failure to get a nuke deal with North Korea on Michael Cohen trashing him in Congress.
Back in reality, Trump failed to get a nuke deal because, contrary to how he promotes himself, Mr. "Art of the Deal" Trump is actually a shitty negotiator who is used to lying and cheating to get his way, and when he encounters someone who is not a completely powerless idiot he can hustle or steamroller over, he has no idea what to do.
Anyway, pointing the finger at Michael Cohen is shameless, but not really surprising. There is absolutely no situation in which Trump will not try to shift his failures onto others. I am 100% certain he blames his smelly Big Mac farts on underlings. He is probably mad that he fired his attorney general and he can no longer announce that Jeff Sessions farted, when circumstances require it.
"It's not good for you either physically or emotionally to get so angry over nothing."
"The anonymoids have physical and emotional problems"
"Yes, they are damaged, but also stupid, and while any attention encourages them (thus Craig's admonition against feeding the trolls) they deserve no special dispensation from ridicule for the stupid, stupid things they say, allowing them to normalize the repugnant."
Kirk: "Spock, what is the SJWorg collective doing?"
Spock: "It's very strange, captain. The level of projection and cognitive dissonance is off the scale. My instruments are saturating."
Kirk: "ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR EMOTIONAL EXPLOSION!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We the progressives want to destroy the US Constitution"
Here's a mass shooting that David Hogg will not dare to mention.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-police-shootings-6-people-shot-in-south-shore-20190303-story.html
"Six people were shot in South Shore early Sunday when someone began shooting inside a private club, officials said.
All six people survived the shooting, police said.
....
Detectives are investigating the shooting and no arrests had been made Sunday morning.
Police said it was not immediately clear what led to the gunfire."
The following facts come out of the story:
1. Six victims with zero major injuries indicates a gunman or gunmen with really bad aim.
2. The weapon was a handgun; a rifle would have done far more damage.
3. No arrests and "not immediately clear" means nobody is cooperating with the police.
Matching these facts with patterns of previous events indicates that this is a black-on-black crime.
David Hogg will not try to use this event to take away white people's guns, because even mentioning a black-on-black crime is "racist". Blacks are sacred objects in leftist theology; they can literally do no wrong, as everything bad that they do is ultimately somebody else's responsibility.
"of course we are progressive center left...God doesn't exist"
Black thug murders two white people to rob them of a cell phone:
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2019/02/27/deonta-johnson-killed-olivette-couple-over-cell-phones-prosecutors-say
Okay, all you "one race, the HUMAN race" apologists: show us just one case where a white man murdered 2 blacks to steal a cell phone from them.
JUST ONE.
(prediction: deflection, distraction, denial... but not one case with the colors reversed.)
Honky woman called cops on Black guy because his dog bred her dog and wouldn't breed her.
(prediction: deflection, distraction, denial... but not one case with the colors reversed.)
more gibberish from mfi…...
To Anonymous at 9:12 AM
https://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/rhovo1215_sum.pdf
Victimization Rates Rates
During 2012-15, the rate of white-on-white violent crime (12.0 per 1,000 white persons) was about four times higher than black-on-white violent crime (3.1 per 1,000). e rate of black-on-black violent crime (16.5 per 1,000 black persons) was more than ve times higher than white-on-black violent crime (2.8 per 1,000). e rate of Hispanic-on-Hispanic violent crime (8.3 per 1,000 Hispanic persons) was about double the rate of white-on-Hispanic (4.1 per 1,000) and black-on-Hispanic (4.2 per 1,000) violent crime. As with violent crime, the rates of serious violent crime and simple assault were higher for intraracial victimizations than interracial victimizations.
“Here's a mass shooting that David Hogg will not dare to mention.”
I kind of forgot about David Hogg, after Laura Ingraham mocked him for not getting admitted to various colleges — and then he got into Harvard.
When Hogg gets elected to Congress in a few years, and takes his seat alongside AOC, Ayanna, and Rashida, that will be the final piece to assemble the giant wingnut-destroying Voltron robot.
Much like this blog’s trolls, wingnuts everywhere will insist to the world (via Trump-worshipping Reddit forums) how totally and utterly not-triggered they are, before dying of massive, rage-induced aneurysms.
more gibberish from mfi…
What was there not to understand, Gomer? Her dog was asking for it.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-woman-calls-police-black-man-after-his-dog-assaults-n978056?cid=referral_taboolafeed
Apparently having a running vehicle andf talking to wasicu weoman is a crime as well. Fucking snowflakes with nothing better to do than harass Black men because Drumpf wants them to. That rhymes.
Proven correct in less than 90 minutes! Unknown @ 10:29 attempts to deflect and distract, but does NOT provide the example asked for.
New week, same old nigger monkeyshines I see
Good Samaritan Jacquelyn Smith Killed In ‘Staged’ Attack By Husband, Stepdaughter, Police Say
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2019/03/03/jacquelyn-smith-good-samaritan-killing-baltimore/
Gambler2 ASKA White Woman:
"It's not good for you either physically or emotionally to get so angry over nothing."
paradoctor:
"The anonymoids have physical and emotional problems"
dinthebeast:
"Yes, they are damaged, but also stupid... Fuck them."
And in reply:
Anonymoid:
"ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR EMOTIONAL EXPLOSION!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
And there you have it, folks: an emotional explosion, with troll tears splattering all over the page. The Master Baiter took the master bait.
Ew! But amusing, and educational. I have long wondered why Field Negro does not delete all trolls; now I see that this is to show us how such lowlives "think".
And since trolls lack self-awareness, that one will reply to this post with a "crushing last word" that "proves his point". That is 100% predictable, so here I am, 100% predicting it.
Watch black people do the thing that turns nice areas to shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuumfdnuNqA
New Nation News.... The Best a Negro can hope for.
Whitey fucking Ammosexual Zip0perfuckermanned his micro dick with a 9mm bullet. Didn't want it ot get away with or without Skittles and Iced Tea. The dick was wearing a hood although it was white.
https://www.the-immoral-minority.com/indiana-man-accidentally-shoots-his-penis-with-handgun/
Another candidate for The Darwin Awards.
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/just-need-nrs-gone-video-shows-alabama-kids-wishing-put-black-people-concentration-camps/
Take a bow, anyracistfuckingmoosepussy.
Gee, I Wonder if the island infested with niggers might have something to do with it?
The US government is warning Americans that if they visit the Bahamas they could be at risk of sexual assault and violent crime
https://www.businessinsider.com/travel-warning-against-bahamas-due-to-violent-crime-feds-2019-3
It should, by this point, be no surprise that Fox News isn't an actual news network. But in case anyone still wasn't sure ...
"The Fox journalist Diana Falzone 'had obtained proof' of Trump’s alleged extramarital affair with Stormy Daniels, as well as emails that showed his lawyer, Michael Cohen, planned to buy her silence through a non-disclosure agreement, according to the New Yorker.
But the report, a potentially huge scandal that could have damaged Trump at the polls, never saw the light of day. The Fox News executive Ken LaCorte reportedly told Falzone: 'Good reporting, kiddo. But Rupert wants Donald Trump to win. So just let it go,' the New Yorker article says.
The magazine adds that LaCorte denied the comment, but one of Falzone’s colleagues confirmed having heard the account. Falzone was later demoted, sued Fox and reached a settlement that includes a non-disclosure agreement preventing her from speaking about the matter."
I wonder what Fox ran instead of the Stormy Daniels story? Probably some cuddly cat videos. Or rants about the War on Christmas.
Also: Could this be the first instance of a non-disclosure agreement (Fox's) being used to cover up for another non-disclosure agreement (Trump's)?
Layers upon layers of illusions, like in the movie Inception
Changing the status quo
Police: Robbery suspect opened fire on Des Moines officers before they fatally shot him
They were planning to shoot him anyway when his back was turned.
""ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR EMOTIONAL EXPLOSION!"
OK, try this instead, in the words of that old Who song: "Let's forget you better still."
-Doug in Oakland
Fuck heroin, and fuck the way people who are high on it behave.
-Doug in Oakland
Um...drop piss assed Muslim religion for what they are? Why do women seen the need to wear those crappy head-things?
Suck on this, Omar:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade
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