Saturday, July 06, 2019

Caption Saturday.

Illustration for article titled Planes, Tanks, & Space Force: Scenes From Trump's Soggy Fourth of July Extravaganza

I need a caption for this pic.

*Image via Getty.

41 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Water pollution.

-Doug in Oakland

Paradoctor said...

Fascism called on account of rain.

Note Norman Rockwell's "Game Called On Account Of Rain":
https://www.rockwell-center.org/essays-illustration/game-called-because-of-rain/

PilotX said...

Watching General Washington's airwing do a flyover.

Anonymous said...

One great thing about Trump is that he trolls clowns like you into talking about what he said, so all kinds of people who don't follow politics hear about it anyway.  Truly a master of the art.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous said...

"Truly a master of the art."

9:57 AM
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Nah, Trump is the master of sleaze.

PilotX said...

"Nah, Trump is the master of sleaze."

And that's being generous.

Anonymous said...

Can't give 'Mother Nature' any damn orders or threats! (I'm really hoping my hair hold it's shape today.)

Tal Hartsfeld said...

Charades and caricatures verses any kind of heart-felt passion or commitments are a long-standing American tradition

Anonymous said...

Oh no, it’s going to rain on my Authoritarian Display of Military Might!

Satan, why have you forsaken me?!

Anonymous said...

"they are flashing the crimes stats for Chicago on the big tv"

Anonymous said...

Last Week’s Chicago 2019 Totals (6/30 – 7/6)
Shot & Killed: 8
Shot & Wounded: 88
Total Shot: 96
Total Homicides: 9

Anonymous said...

If only he was watching a large spacecraft carrying all the America haters off to their new planet.

Anonymous said...

The city of Chicago is pleased to announce personal belongings that were lost at the Navy Pier stampede, will be available for viewing and retrieval beginning Monday July 8 2019, at the Daley Center plaza, between the hours of 8 A.M and 5 P.M.

Such items include:

Sandals
Shoes
Purses
Hats (no MAGA hats)
iPhones
Cameras
Diaper bags
Beach chairs
Unopened cans of beer
Coolers
Wallets
Chains
Knives
Towels
Guns (FOID required)
Mace
Blackjacks
Sunglasses
Baby strollers
Ammunition clips

dinthebeast said...

From Twitter:

"Brianna Westbrook
‏Verified account @BWestbrookAZ8
17h17 hours ago

The ⁦USDA⁩ will suspend data collection for its honeybee colonies. I’m sure it’s a coincidence that this decision coincides w/ trumps approval to spray sulfoxaflor an insecticide that is "very highly toxic" to bees on more than 16 million acres."

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

‘Lufkin licker’: Negro Woman faces 20 years in prison for licking ice cream tub in Walmart:

https://news.yahoo.com/lufkin-licker-woman-licked-ice-112225797.html

Anonymous said...

Licking ice cream is nothing compared to wiping a hamburger bun on your crotch to get period blood on it.

Still, the only ones on record doing either are blacks.

Anonymous said...

Last week's rural white America totals (6/30 to 7/6):

OD's: 700
Babies sold for meth: 750
Showers taken: 1
High school diplomas: 3
Teeth: 7

PilotX said...

trump convincing his gullible followers that the colonists had an air force.
As George Orwell said in 1984.

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

Anonymous said...

Sir, look how high your disapproval rating is rising!

I bet it has something to do with you having sex with a 13-year-old.

dinthebeast said...

His disapproval rating with the 13 year old is through the roof.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Another negro ice cream licker arrested; this one's in Louisiana:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/another-ice-cream-licker-arrested-this-one-s-in-louisiana/

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sir, look how high your disapproval rating is rising!

I bet it has something to do with you having sex with a 13-year-old.
12:18 AM


wolf......wolf......wolf......

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Last week's rural white America totals (6/30 to 7/6):

OD's: 700
Babies sold for meth: 750
Showers taken: 1
High school diplomas: 3
Teeth: 7
10:22 PM


How high school, posting fake stats because the ones about negroes is true. Such infant behavior.

Anonymous said...

"look they are announcing the 2020 election results.....I WON!!"

Anonymous said...

How high school, posting fake stats because the ones about negroes is true. Such infant behavior.
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The president traffics in juvenile behavior so take your insults and shove it.

Anonymous said...

because the ones about negroes is true.
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What negro stats? Those are stats for a city not a specific group of people.

The indictment and arrest, it go BOOM! said...

Jeffrey Epstein has been arrested and is now being held without bail:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtBaXrApm3M

This is not a re-hash of his plea bargain and wrist-slap orchestrated by Robert Mueller.  He is being charged with a host of new crimes, including sex trafficking.

Epstein dealt in under-age poon.  How many others, both riders on the Lolita Express and not, sampled his wares?  How many have Epstein's victims already testified about?  How many will Epstein throw under the bus to keep himself from being Arkancided?

How much of Congress and the courts are going to be left after this little episode?  How much of the Democratic party?

Time to buy more popcorn.  TRUMPSLIDE 2020!

dinthebeast said...

"TRUMPSLIDE 2020!"

Trump already slid it into a 13 year old and his name is likely to come up during discovery, so yes, popcorn may be appropriate.

-Doug in Oakland

PilotX said...

president manchild refuses to work with British ambassador for telling the truth.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.washingtonpost.com/world/britain-to-apologize-for-leaked-cables-calling-trump-inept-amid-hunt-for-leaker/2019/07/08/ed62d946-a162-11e9-b732-41a79c2551bf_story.html%3foutputType=amp

PilotX said...

Where is the lie?

Darroch wrote in one memo: “We don’t really believe this administration is going to become substantially more normal; less dysfunctional; less unpredictable; less faction riven; less diplomatically clumsy and inept,” the Hill reports.

PilotX said...

Is president temper tantrum going to invite the womens' US soccer team?

dinthebeast said...

From Steve Benen:

"Donald Trump has now been in office for 29 full months -- February 2017 through June 2019 -- and in that time, the economy has created 5.61 million jobs. In the 29 months preceding Trump's presidency -- September 2014 to January 2017 -- the economy created 6.42 million jobs.

Last month, I heard from a couple of readers who asked what would happen if we looked at the same numbers, but assigned the job totals from January 2017 to Trump, even though Obama was president for most of the month. On balance, I think that paints a misleading picture, but it doesn't change the underlying dynamic: if we applied jobs from January 2017 to Trump and compared the last 30 months to the previous 30 months, job totals still slowed from 6.59 million to 5.87 million.

The White House, meanwhile, believes we should start the clock for Trump at November 2016 -- the month of his election -- and apply the jobs created during the final months of the Obama era to the current Republican president. But that still doesn't help: if we compare the last 32 months to the previous 32 months, job totals slowed from 7.32 million to 6.25 million.

The Republican continues to tell the world that he's overseeing the strongest domestic job growth in American history, which is plainly false. What's more, the White House has not yet offered an explanation for why job growth has slowed since Trump took office."

-Doug in Oakland

dinthebeast said...

PX: He can ask if he wants, but most of them have already said they wouldn't go. Perhaps they're not too keen on being grabbed by the pussy by an old creep, or getting stomped by secret service for kicking him in the nuts for trying.

-Doug in Oakland

random said...

God is pissed

PilotX said...

"What's more, the White House has not yet offered an explanation for why job growth has slowed since Trump took office."

He's blaming it on the Fed chair whom he's trying to influence. He wants the rates to be kept low but he doesn't seem to understand that when times are good you raise rates ao you have a card to play when the economy slows. Republicans fail to understand the cyclical nature of economies or they do and just try to milk it for all they can so they can blame the Dems when the results of their actions come around. You know that whole pay off the debt thing while the economy is good. They really don't seem to understand this concept.

dinthebeast said...

It's low rates for Republican administrations and tight money for Democratic ones, same as with deficit hysteria.

So Fergus has announced that he won't speak to the UK ambassador to the US because he found out the ambassador called him insecure.
This shit would be funny were it not so fucked up.

-Doug in Oakland

field negro said...

"Fascism called on account of rain." #1

"Can't give 'Mother Nature' any damn orders or threats! (I'm really hoping my hair hold it's shape today.)" #2


dinthebeast said...

Kris Kobach has filed to run for senate in Kansas and misspelled his own first name on the filing papers.
Perhaps since his crosscheck program didn't always match middle or first names of the voters it purged, he didn't think it was that important.
Or maybe it was a lame attempt to fool the voters who rejected him for statewide office last year.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

What negro stats? Those are stats for a city not a specific group of people.
9:45 AM

Wrong again, thanks for playing.

Anonymous said...

Wrong again, thanks for playing.
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No facts as usual. Sure kid, you certainly showed me huh?

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