Saturday, December 07, 2019

Caption Saturday.

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Please give me a caption for this picture.


*Image from The Palmer Report.

52 comments:

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


"Right now in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the 9th month. It is wrong. It has to change."

Yes folks, he really said that. Trump is suffering from dementia.

Please see https://www.rawstory.com/2019/12/president-trump-publicly-comes-out-against-childbirth-in-the-ninth-month-of-pregnancy-it-is-wrong/

PilotX said...

Holy shit, what do I have to do to get impeached? My followers are dumber than I thought.

Anonymous said...

Please Share Your Sad Stories About How Trump Destroyed the Economy and Blew Up the Planet and Killed You.

Paradoctor said...

I _think_ he was _trying_ to speak against late-term abortions, but he got birth and abortion mixed up.

dinthebeast said...

"...he got birth and abortion mixed up."

That would explain a few things.

Fergus: My hair's trying to get away again. Fuck.

-Doug in Oakland

Paradoctor said...

He gets lots of things mixed up. And not just him. Up is down, war is peace, debt is money, hate is love, tyranny is freedom, death is life.

Paradoctor said...

Caption:
"Everything goes straight over my head."

Anonymous said...

"When I poop, I have to flush 10-15 times! I don't even understand how toilets work anymore! Someone help me!"

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Trump's Tax Returns said...

Trump refuses to pay for plugs... " I'm gonna' sue! Do these look straight to you?"

Trump's Tax Returns said...

"I said they'd pay for the wall and my mind is made up, see?"

Bloviating Ignoramus said...

Eureka !!! ... I've had a motherfucking epiphany !!! ... I'm a miserable lying cheating money laundering racist rapist treasonous rotten to the core prick !!!

mike from iowa said...

Statement from The President: “Right now in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the 9th month. It is wrong. It has to change.” Watch. pic.twitter.com/v5dx94Httn

— Noga Tarnopolsky (@NTarnopolsky) December 7, 2019

Has me scratching my head, too, drumpfuck the dumbfuck.

Anonymous said...

Chicago Year 2019 to Date
Shot & Killed: 436
Shot & Wounded: 2140
Total Shot: 2576
Total Homicides: 482


Only 18 more dead negroes to make 500!!

Anonymous said...

Rural Redneck America 2019 year to date:

ODs: 999,990
Babies sold for meth: 1,000,000
Teeth: 4
Showers taken: 3
High School diplomas: 17

Only 10 more dead hillbillies to make a million!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Rural Redneck America 2019 year to date:

ODs: 999,990
Babies sold for meth: 1,000,000
Teeth: 4
Showers taken: 3
High School diplomas: 17

Only 10 more dead hillbillies to make a million!
12:02 PM


Sad fact about your infantile post is its completely false. The Chicago post is 100% and this drives the left nuts.

Anonymous said...

"my god I've won again!!"

Anonymous said...

Rosie O’Donnell defends law professor over Barron Trump joke: ‘I don’t think she did anything wrong:


https://www.lite1065.com/2019/12/06/rosie-odonnell-defends-law-professor-over-barron-trump-joke-i-dont-think-she-did-anything-wrong/


What a BULLY!!

Anonymous said...

The sad fact is the hillbilly post is 100% accurate and that drives the fuckboys crazy.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The sad fact is the hillbilly post is 100% accurate and that drives the fuckboys crazy.
3:08 PM

It doesn't, we just enjoy correcting your delusion.

TRUMP 2020!!

Anonymous said...

The Chicago post is 100% and this drives the left nuts.
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It doesn't, we just enjoy schooling you fools.
Biden 2020!

Anonymous said...

Biden/Harris 2020!

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
Biden/Harris 2020!
3:57 PM

Liberal delusion!!!

thuuuuney said...

“Can you believe the simpletons on Field Negro’s blog are wasting their time with stupid captions when they could be focusing more of their time and efforts into getting rid of all the crime, drugs, and rape in their communities? Unbelievable!”

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous said...

Biden/Harris 2020!
3:57 PM

Liberal delusion!!!

4:17 PM
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Racists' nightmare!!!

Anonymous said...

Racists’ nightmare is another old white man as President?

Anonymous said...

Can you believe the racist fuckboys criticizing others about wasting time while they watse time criticizing others when they could be focusing their attention and efforts into solving the opioid and toothlessness crisis in their trailerparks? Unbelievable!

PilotX said...

Oh my god! There's something moving on my head!

Anonymous said...

So Fooled Negro can't be bothered to post anything about this corruption scandal that hits very close to home (Harrisburg, to be specific):

https://6abc.com/state-rep-movita-johnson-harrell-charged-with-stealing-from-non-profit/5732547/

It must be rayciss to Notice when a black woman in a headscarf (that's 3 Intersectionality Points) does something that's not only wrong, but steals from the very poor people she's claiming to help,  Fooled don' wanna be rayciss.

Sure would be funny if his name crops up in one of these news items someday!

PilotX said...

"So Fooled Negro can't be bothered to post anything about this corruption scandal that hits very close to home (Harrisburg, to be specific):"

If you're not happy with what Field posts you're free to go to some other site that is more suitable. Better yet start yer own blog. I'm sure it will be successful.😂

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Thuuuuney said....

Can you believe the simpletons on Field Negro’s blog are wasting their time with stupid captions when they could be focusing more of their time and efforts into getting rid of all the crime, drugs, and rape in their communities? Unbelievable!”

4:46 PM
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Can you believe the right-wing simpletons on Field Negro’s blog who post here vomiting their hatred? What do they expect to gain from that? No one here believes their horse shit. Why don't they go where someone might take them seriously?

Anonymous said...

"Why don't they go where someone might take them seriously?"

No one takes them seriously.

dinthebeast said...

I just read an article in the Mercury News listing the 10 poorest zip codes in the Bay Area, and noticed that I had lived in six of them.

What struck me, though, was how much better those neighborhoods have gotten since I lived in them. The article notes >50% of households below 200% of the federal poverty level, and that seems a far cry from the grinding poverty of, say, Dogtown in the late eighties.

The one bullshit item on the list, though, was Berkeley south of the UC campus. It serves to illustrate how income does not necessarily measure wealth; sure, most of those students are only marginally employed, but almost all of them have way more in the way of resources than what I could call impoverished.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

"What struck me, though, was how much better those neighborhoods have gotten since I lived in them."

Addition by subtraction.

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein (she/her/they) said...

When it comes to scientific theories, unless they have been verified by black women they can be safely discounted.

And yes, that includes the straight white male construct known as “gravity”.

Paradoctor said...

Q: Why did the online hater spew lies?
A: He had nothing better to do.
Q: Troll or bot?
A: If mindless, then troll; if dirty, then bot.
Q: Why here?
A: Because a scoundrel's curse is praise.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...

Anonymous said...

"Why don't they go where someone might take them seriously?"

No one takes them seriously.

8:29 PM
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I think maybe the FOX and Breitbart followers do. And then there's stormfront.

Flying Junior said...

It hurts super-bad! The doctor gave me some cream, but it still hurts like shit!

PilotX said...

The look you have when you realize the jokes about you write themselves. We know he's full of shit but 15 flushes????????😂😂

mike from iowa said...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nativity-scene-claremont-united-methodist-church-shows-holy-family-as-caged-refugees/

How to make fauxkinee kristian wingnut heads explode.

Anonymous said...

Look, the doctors finally gave me some hair where it was bald as that damn eagle.

PilotX said...

trump's reaction to IG report.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.com/2019/12/09/doj-watchdog-report-rejects-trumps-claims-that-russia-probe-was-biased/amp/

Anonymous said...

India grows ever more ethnonationalist, as its Trumpish prime minister, Narendra Modi, promotes India’s own Muslim ban.

Indian government pushing new immigration law that would single out Muslims

Trump’s example is helping popularize and justify this vile ideology around the world.

Gambler2 ASKA White Woman said...


GOP DOUBLES DOWN ON IMPEACHMENT TANTRUMS
huffpost.com.

Yup, the GOP reps have been whining, lying, and expressing phony outrage. But they haven't provided anything that contradicts the mountain of evidence provided by the committee.

Wonder if they are going to continue acting this way all through out the senate trial. I hope they do so that all of the sane voters will have a chance to see how they behave.

dinthebeast said...

So the Washington Post has obtained a trove of documents that show the government knew the war in Afghanistan was unwinnable all along.

Other shocking revelations from the documents: fire is hot and water is wet.

Gee, remember when Reagan met with the Taliban at the White House? How could any of our leaders have known Afghanistan would be such an intractable problem? It's not like they could have known ahead of W's invasion that it would last two decades and cost a trillion dollars with little if anything to show for it, or that that was precisely Reagan's strategy against the Soviets there.

-Doug in Oakland

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Breaking news...New Zealand has banned volcanoes after a violent volcano erupts and kills five people.

Anonymous said...

What struck me, though, was how much better those neighborhoods have gotten since I lived in them.

They all got whiter.  Whiteness is the Magic Dirt you've been looking for all along.

Anonymous said...

TRUMP 2020!!

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