My friends, just when you think that Matt Sludge (the scumbag who is single handedly preventing fedoras from making a comeback) can't get any lower, he does. And which story does he feature on his site today? The National Enquirer report that his O ness is having an affair. Yep.
"PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair." [Article]
Just who are these "anti- Obama operatives" with a million to throw around? I guess Rupert Murdoch's door step would be a good place to start looking. One million dollars! Wow! That's a lot of loot to catch his O ness with his pants down. Hey, back in the day "Mr. Charlie" used the FBI to dig up dirt on King. I guess we can't do that anymore because his O ness controls "Mr. Charlie." So in comes the operatives and their millions of dollars. There is even a mysterious limo driver who could be rich soon if a video tape- which every wingnut in A-merry-ca is praying exists- surfaces.
Let me say this for the record: I never believed that A-merry-ca could recover after the frat boy. Now, it seems, we are on the road to normalcy. And for that I have to give credit to the man who currently occupies the White House. If it turns out that his O ness was [or is] having an affair, it will only confirm one thing: That maybe, just maybe, he will go down as one of A-merry-ca's better presidents. Just like the two notorious womanizers who came before him.
