The "big dig" continues.

My friends, just when you think that Matt Sludge (the scumbag who is single handedly preventing fedoras from making a comeback) can't get any lower, he does. And which story does he feature on his site today? The National Enquirer report that his O ness is having an affair. Yep.

"PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair." [Article]

Just who are these "anti- Obama operatives" with a million to throw around? I guess Rupert Murdoch's door step would be a good place to start looking. One million dollars! Wow! That's a lot of loot to catch his O ness with his pants down. Hey, back in the day "Mr. Charlie" used the FBI to dig up dirt on King. I guess we can't do that anymore because his O ness controls "Mr. Charlie." So in comes the operatives and their millions of dollars. There is even a mysterious limo driver who could be rich soon if a video tape- which every wingnut in A-merry-ca is praying exists- surfaces.

Let me say this for the record: I never believed that A-merry-ca could recover after the frat boy. Now, it seems, we are on the road to normalcy. And for that I have to give credit to the man who currently occupies the White House. If it turns out that his O ness was [or is] having an affair, it will only confirm one thing: That maybe, just maybe, he will go down as one of A-merry-ca's better presidents. Just like the two notorious womanizers who came before him.

I refuse to go there.

Some people often call me messy, and they say that I like to start "stuff" on my blog from time to time. I have been called a "flame thrower", and an "irresponsible blow hard" among other things. But tonight I am fighting back. Tonight I am going to be responsible and take the high road and not give in to Internet rumors, lies, and innuendos.

Take this story of Cindy McCain's affair for instance. If I was as messy and as irresponsible as some folks say that I am, I would have been blogging about it. But I am here to tell you that there is not a single piece of evidence to confirm that this story is in fact true, so I am going to leave it alone. Just because those folks over the National Enquirer are reporting it, that doesn't make it true. I know they broke the John Edwards story, but they got lucky with that one. Those communist over at the "Huffington Post" should be ashamed of themselves for republishing it.

I have to agree with the responsible bloggers like these folks, and say that this was just an Internet blogger driven story, and that there is no truth to it whatsoever..... Ahhh field, you are such an asshole, if this was an Internet story about Michelle Obama would you have even mentioned it on your blog? Wow! What a tough question? That question is causing me to do some serious soul searching. You know what, I probably wouldn't have even mentioned this story if it was about Michelle Obama. I should be fair and honorable, and not give in to my depraved salacious instincts.

Okay, that's it, I am sorry I even mentioned this story on my blog, and I am not going to give this story any play and go there. I should know better, this is just wrong. In fact, I feel so bad about this that I won't mention it here ever again.

Unless....ahh never mind, I won't mention it again, period!