I know there are a few well known poverty pimps in America who have made a pretty good living pimping the "man" in the name of civil rights. (Jessie Jack$on, and Al $harpton come to mind)
But did you know that pimps come in many different colors, are of many different political persuations, and are not all pimping poverty like the usual suspects? No, some are pimping ideology, some are pimping fear, and some are even pimping religion. So it's getting harder and harder out here for pimps like Jessie, and Al, who are basically one trick ponies in the pimp game. So what I think they need to do, is start branching out and diversifying their game a little.
For instance, one of the biggest pimps in America is a white talk show host who struts his stuff on FAUX news every night. This pimp goes by the name of Bill Olielly, and he has been making angry white men all over America his bitches for awhile now. Hustler Bill, has actually convinced his stable of "hoes" that there is a culture war raging in America, and unless they wake up, the dirty bogeyman on the left is going to get them. He gets paid millions to host his show; sell his books, key chains, and lord knows what else to a gullible group of kool-aide drinkers who are all too willing to buy into his hustle.
I mean how sweet of a hustle is that? I thought Jessie was good, but this guy is better. And like true "hoes", all those FAUX NEWS listeners just worship the ground that pimp daddy OLielly walks on. Yeah one December 25th morning in the not too distant future, we are going to wake up and there will be no presents under the tree folks, because there will be no more Christmas in America.
Keep pouring the kool- aide Bill, the "hoes" are still drinking.
Here are a few more pimps I added to the list with their area of hustle in parenthesis next to their names.
1. Ru$h I need a fix Limbaugh- (Politics)
2. Michelle Malkin -women can be pimps too - (Politics)
3. Laura Ingram-(Politics)
4. T.D. Jakes -oh yeah pastor you are on this list too- (Religion)
5. Ann camel neck Caulter-(Politics)
6. Armstrong Williams-(Politics)
7. Harold Ford, Jr. -yeah slick you too- (Politics)
8. Sharp James-(Politics)
9. Don King-(Sports)
10.Pat Robertson-(Religion)
11. Jerry Falwell-(Religion)
12. Larry Elder-(Race, politics)
13. Martha Stewart-(Homemaking)
14. Paris Hilton-(Popular culture)
15. Dr. Phil-(Health)
16. All division one NCAA coaches-(Sports)
17. Andrew Young-(Race, business)
18. Tavis Smiley-(Race, business, popular culture)
19. Dr. Eric Dyson -Cos was right- (Race)
20. Shawn droopy Hannity-(Politics)
And the biggest pimp of all is:
Frat boy of course; for having almost half of a country full of his own personal bitches. Now that's pimping. Snoop would be proud.
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From my post at wizbangblog.com:
Field Negro: I can't believe you would use such a name for yourself. My sincere belief is that blacks such as yourself (not all, by any stretch) sell yourselves so short. Call yourselves names. Follow poor leadership. Take weak positions which harm your society.
I have employed a number of blacks, and have a nice your black lady doing great work for me now. She, and her acheivement-oriented brethren-are the future of the black movement in the U.S.
Not this miserable excuse for a human being, Ms. McKinney. Martin Luther King would be ashamed of what the movement has become.
By the way, I also hire latino people. So imagine me as a Nazi or whatever your fevered mind will imagine, but don't you dare call me a bigot. That's Ms. Mckinney's game, and yours, apparently.
No my friend I am far from a bigot.
The fact of the matter is I respect all people and treat them with the respect that they deserve. Heck, some of my best friends are white. By the way, I am glad you find it in your heart to hire blacks and latinos- a little condescending don't you think?-and I guess that makes you feel like you are not the bigot you seem to be.
Having said that, I don't know Ms. McKinney, and I do not live in her district. As a matter of fact, I don't even necessarily agree with her politics- all black people are not monolithic in their thinking-But I do believe that this incident at the capitol was racially motivated, and until I see the video tape that proves otherwise, I will stick with my assumption.
And once wrong with being a field-negro? Would you prefer if I were in the house with you?
FN
"No my friend, I am far from a bigot...Heck, some of my best friends are white."
LMAO! You do have a delicious sense of humor. When you're by yourself, how far are you from a bigot?
Far from it,I respect every human being as an individual. But I am not naive either, I know that there are many white people outn here who would have preferred if my black ass had stayed in Africa.
Having said that, you seem like an over-all decent person who really wants to do the right thing, so I am not going to lump you in that category.
FN
FN
First the big sweeping generalization (many white people want my black ass back back in Africa), then the cliche (you seem like an over-all decent person).
It's just a variation of "Don't be mistaken, some of my best friends are [fill in the blank]."
People of all colors must coexist toward the ultimate divine purpose. Democracy, despite our best efforts to the contrary, free will was a gift from god to adam, freedom of all people is by divine province and not a piece a paper declaring it is so. The big picture is this.. America is the only country where people of all races co-exist and commit to a contract guaranteeing all the right to be who we are without oppression and interference, we still have a ways to go but the pride is in steady movement toward the end result. However I must say Materialism and greed fueled by our most powerful weapon to date, propaganda and the genius of Madison avenue is the biggest pimp of all. This is a pimp who really does not discriminate this pimp has Ho.. of all race, ethnicity and creed.
Well said, and yes the trappings that come with materialism does fuel greed, and thus the susceptability to being pimped.
Having said that,I agree that people of all colors must co-exist,but when people within that rainbow want to rearrange the colors for their own benefit, they must be called on it.
FN
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