Thursday, September 14, 2006

The HNIC Race



Folks it's election season and the field has got the fever. In fact, I am so passionate about these upcoming elections that I have decided to declare my candidacy for HNIC. [If you have to ask what a HNIC is you should not be reading this blog] Anyway, my opponent is the long time incumbent, the house negro. [Yeah he has been the HNIC for a long time now] And he will be running a well funded, and slick campaign.

So I collected some money from my fellow Negroes in the fields, and headed down to the local T.V. station to produce my latest campaign commercial.....

OK my spot is done, and I have a transcript of it for you. Check it out!

Narrator's voice: Every year the house Negroes promises you that things will get better, that with a little hard work, and creativity, you too can one day become the HNIC. He has promised you higher wages, safer neighborhoods, and a choice of schools where you can send your children.~~~~picture of school children playing in the background~~~~ But has the house negro delivered for you? The field-negro says no. Instead, you are left with decaying neighborhoods, rife with abandoned buildings and crack addicts on every corner. Money that should be spent to make our neighborhoods safer, is being sent to places like Iraq to fund an unnecessary war; a war which the field-Negroes opponent, the house negro, supported and continues to support. Instead of higher wages, jobs are leaving the areas around our cities and heading to states where big corporations pay new workers minimum wage. They are heading to suburban areas where you cannot afford transportation to be able to go to work. The house negro opposes gun control, but he supports tougher sentencing, and less alternative sentencing for judges. ~~~~picture of a prison in the background~~~He supports cutting social programs like midnight basketball leagues, head start, and after school programs, but building more prisons and hiring more police officers. Is this the kind of HNIC we want? This November, let's vote out the house negro, and make the field negro the HNIC. ~~~~picture of field negro holding Lark Voorhies hand and walking through an inner city neighborhood with children jumping rope in the background~~~

Field Negro appears on the screen: Hi I am field-negro, and if elected HNIC, I promise to make it the way it was for us before the house Negroes got their power. Before the house Negroes sold out our neighborhoods to the mega churches, the big developers, and the tobacco and liquor cabal. Before the house Negroes decided that it was good to send just a few of our children to better schools while the majority of our children suffered. Before the house negro decided to give up on our neighborhoods and move away to be closer to his benefactors. Only to come around during election time to ask for our vote. Well I say no more, it's time to send the house negro back to the house to fetch massa's slippers where he belongs. ~~~~actual film clip of house negro fetching massa's slippers~~

I am field negro and I approved this message.

Yeah, I think I like that one. Now if I can just get Lark Voorhies to cooperate.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

got my vote

Anonymous said...

Yo Field I would elect you president or king any time. Long live the Field Negro.

Anonymous said...

previous comment was by Mark Bey

Khalid Gibran Ali said...

Thumbs up and a ballot cast for you, bro. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a Black take on the mantle of candidacy in some form or another, only to discover that they're just another House Negro shillin' for the massa. Condi Rice is the most heinous example, but ol' Condoleezza and Colin Powell sure ain't alone. We need more of our own from the field to come in and kick the lazy, grubbing, sell-out house N's out on their sorry asses.

The Nubian Manifesto

Jill Tubman said...

Viva el Field! You've got my vote.

Great post.

Jack and Jill Politics

field negro said...

Thanks guys I appreciate the love and support. Unfortunately, I will have to withdraw my name from the nomination. After giving it much thought, I think I will just work behind the scenes to get rid of the current HNIC ;)

I am willing however, to support the next worthy field negro that steps on the scene.

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