Monday, March 15, 2010

Health care reform and other weighty issues.


On what could be a historic week here in A-merry-ca, and on a day when his O ness is stomping in middle A-merry-ca for support, I know that I should be blogging about health insurance reform; but I can't. (BTW, at this point why can't we just scrap the whole damn thing and allow every uninsured A-merry-can under 65 a chance to buy into Medicare? They could compete with priv.... Ahh never mind, it makes too much damn sense.) So where was I? Oh yeah, sorry, I can't blog about his O ness and health care tonight. Tonight I have a bigger fish.... ahhm... person to fry.

So let's talk about 42 year old Donna Simpson, shall we? Donna weighs 602 pounds, and she is trying to eat her way into the record as the world's fattest woman. That would require Donna to tip the scales at a whopping 1,000 pounds. To do that, Donna will have to pack in 12,000 calories per day which will cost her about $750 per week in grocery money...I swear you folks over in Jersey. *shaking head*

Anywhooo, some are speculating that this could be a form of "suicide by eating", but I doubt it. Donna seems happy. She has a boyfriend who loves her very much, and she even has a website up where some of you sick people can pay to watch her eat. And.......-oh lawd, I hate to even go here-but I am looking at Donna's pics from this article, and I am guessing Donna's significant other is one of my cousins.....oh yes, I just confirmed it.......ahhm...ahhm....ahhm...ok, for the first in a very long time I think I am speechless. Sorry folks, I just saw a pic of Donna and Phillippe and....

Anywhoo, I believe in individual freedoms, so Donna go ahead and knock yourself out. Still, I am looking at the beautiful little girl in those pics -who I think is your daughter- and checking out to leave her without a mom would not be cool. I know you say that you are healthy, but a thousand pounds is a thousand pounds. Come on girlfriend, give up the record, I don't think it's worth it.

O man, here is hoping that you have incentives for healthy life styles in your bill.


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alicia banks said...

anon:

ditto

and the same mfs who are playing captainsaveapissedcoloedho now said nothing to defend those 2 wf babes being abused just as if they were blacks in 1950....shame!!!!

shame!!!

see how blacks were treated in ms even just a few yrs ago!!!...just like these wf lesbians...shame!!!

http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/link/6a0123ddb39306860b0123de1b1fbc860d.html

or how gays are being compared to horses just like slaves were

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/03/15/McCain_Foe_First_Gay_Marriage_Then_Equine_Marriage/

http://bossip.com/226413/emmitt-smith-breaks-down-talks-to-oprah-about-family-being-bred-slaves-video/

Anonymous said...

Asswipe: You can leave now.

Anonymous said...

Goddamn woman!!!

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO COMMENT?

GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER.

DAMN!!!!!

alicia banks said...

assnons think that there were no gay slaves.

assnons are still slaves in denial!


shame!!!

hey all u gaybashing mfs:

this is for all of u!

thanks for the inspirations herein always!!

http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/link/6a0123ddb39306860b01240bb0542e860e.html

http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/video/6a0123ddb39306860b01240bb05460860e.html

____

maria:

u rock

thank u for being a sister to me unlike all the rabid gaybashing black niggers herein

Anonymous said...

And fuck you too 7:33. Your idol used the same tactic when someone asked the FN for help. Scroll up asslicker!

Anonymous said...

I read every single comment, and M.Rigmaiden is not UGLY! and we All know it, she just won't give in to Alicia, and why should she! she has a right to SPEAK! is she Not a Free Black Woman!

I am a Straight Black Woman, and I am also a Minister, so doe's that mean, you are going to come after me as well? cause I DO NOT believe in Homosexuality and I NEVER will! so doe's that mean, I deserve a BEAT DOWN! well, if so, make sure you have your Spiritual Warfare Cloth's on, cause I fight in the Spirit!

When you fight in the Spirit, the Carnal man don't know which way you are coming from, they may be prepared to hit you with a BIG OLD STICK, but, a BIG TREE may fall on them! that's why I say (people need to be care about what they say, cause I can tell you some story's!

See, that's why I come to this Blog, cause some black folk tend to forget, they are Black! and now, some are saying, let's bring Harm to another Black person? doe's this make sense? No! so now, it's not enough to want to CUSS each other out, but, now we want to haunt another Black person down and do Bodily harm to them!

What is wrong with our people, a little disagreement over Homosexuality and Weight, is causing our people to act like Vulture's! we are better than this! we are not Heathen's!

I post under ANON because my GOOGLE account will not post my USERNAME at the top of my comment, I did something wrong in the beginning, so that why I put ISEEISEE at the bottom of my comment, I am Not trying to hide anything!

ISEEISEE

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Asswipe: You can leave now.
_________________________


You and I are the same, we need to support each other from those named bigots, we are assons for not having names, they hate us for who we are not. Don't you get it????? It's not fair, it's discrimination!!! We should be treated equal on this blog too.

LACoincidental said...

End of my workday, time for some fun!! Here We go AB, time to take you to school:

alicia banks said...

lac:

what do you do in beverly hills?
domestic wk?

that would explain your "scrub" envy
try to practice what u post..ok?


Cute, Alicia. Very cute. I guess you think my real name is Benson.

To be very specific, I'm a Clinical Systems Engineer and Picture Archiving and Communications Systems (PACS) Administrator. I work for a major Los Angeles County hospital.

Any for you, dear heart, since I may have gone a little fast, what I do is design and support computer systems that store digital radiology images (X-rays, Sonograms) and medical data.

Now, what that means is that I have extensive knowledge in project management, information systems, computer science and biomedical physics. I also have an Ivy League degree in engineering.

Now, Part II:
ie:

"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle."
wtf? how can this be true?


Its the old tag line from the end of the GI Joe cartoon. 80's kid all the way, baby!!

you know ALL about me, yet u KEEP getting slapped down by running up on me "half" cocked...like a fat nasty green fly fresh off of a dead hyena's corpse with only one wing?


I have actually suffered through most of your rants here as well as the wild eyed theories you spot on your blog. Lady, I know how you think -- and your head is a scary place. You make frequent logical conflations and often embrace the most irrational, throughly disproven ideas to back up your point. You actually are backing the whole "Obama is gay" rumor? Hell, even the Birthers aren't touch that nonsense. Any frankly, I look at most 9-11 truthers as a little suspect.

while i was a radio superstar on the air in atl during the day slaying church niggers like u, i moonlighted as a truck driver for fedex at night...for yrs...

Hold, this must be addressed. If you were a 'radio superstar' you wouldn't be working for UPS. If you said you were a local talk show host, cool. You may have had a large local following. But "Super Star?!" Do you think Michael Baisden or Tom Joyner are working at Fedex to make ends meet?
Please stop fronting. As Ed Lover would say "C'mon Son, Get da f** outta here with dat bull**!" I can believe that you were once on radio, but girlfriend, superstar you were not.


Class over, now go outside and play, young lady. And leave political debates to the adults.

Anonymous said...

I think Field needs to put up
his Troll Alert picture AGAIN
near the top of his blog.

Anonymous said...

okay anon, let's be best friends forever. wanna fuck?

alicia banks said...

dicedicyicy:

i believe jesus watching your homohating ass right now
do u even care???

i believe jesus loves gays
do u even care?

i do not believe in morons
but you still post here daily

i do not believe in buybull toting demons
but u r still a "preacher"

what i believe has no effect on evil bitches like u & DITTO FOR YOU ON GAYS YOU TRIFLING MEANINGLESS MINDLESS ILLITERATE HOLY HOMOHATING TRICK!!!

I SEE U RIGHT HERE:
http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/video/6a0123ddb39306860b0123ddb69f27860b.html

Anonymous said...

I am a Straight Black Woman, and I am also a Minister

My New Testament says women should be silent in church and submit themselves to their husbands. You should take your ranting elsewhere icyicy

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with our people, a little disagreement over Homosexualit

are you retarded, do you watch the news, do you see how gay folks are treated?

Anonymous said...

iseeisee, AB is already suffering in her own spiritual warfare, that's why she's not at peace with herself. It has nothing to do with her sexuality, she uses the fight for anti-gay discrimination as an excuse to hurt and bully her insecurities on others. She is a sick and miserable person even if she was straight, she needs serious counseling and medication.

Sincerely,

- forced to be anonymous to avoid prosecution and personalized vulgarity from AB the bully.

alicia banks said...

lac:

MOST radio personalities moonlight
mike b included...as an author

as always
you are blinded by your incessant blatant envy and arrogant ignorance

ie
where is YOUR bio online????
resume???

and i have been programming computers since i was 12 at uiuc...

amusing that i wk even now in info systems admin...how else do u figure i live online????

who knew we shared the same profession?
it is a small world
but your tiny mind is much smaller
so i would never expect u to relate to old news about the bi obama or any new news at my blog

my blog is for REAL intellectuals only...do not crash that party again as it clearly vexes u too much!

"LA" just does not fit u
NJ would be far more appropriate to the scrappy pissy bitch in ya!

it is all good though feline techie alley cat fam!
though NJ could also mean NorealJob if we fellow techies get technical about that too!

nahmean???

here is more on me and some pals in LA:

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2008/05/21/The_Community_Reacts/

smile!

alicia banks said...

assnons think NOT being in spiritual warfare = letting hypochristians war on gays in silence....NOT!!!!

alicia banks said...

assnon:

thank u for busting that sinner diedicyicy breaking biblical laws...not to mention those bits on "love thy neighbor" and thou shall not judge etc

ha!

http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/post/biblical-laws-for-gaybashing-cherry-pickers.html

Anonymous said...

my pleasure, nothing worse than a homo hating hippocrite.

alicia banks said...

lac

wake up alley cat!

http://www.amazon.com/American-Conspiracies-Dirty-Government-Tells/dp/160239802X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1268786935&sr=1-1

http://www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair-Cocaine/dp/0578013878/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1268786974&sr=1-1

Anonymous said...

AB, where's your preaching friend Mellaneous? funny how he disappears when the conversation shifts to homosexuality. Guess he can't stand it.

btw, has anybody see Field?

Mack Lyons said...

Well, this is something I haven't seen or expected. Over 400 posts. Interesting....

Anonymous said...

Mell and isee are bumping uglies and chastising gays.

alicia banks said...

assnons are closeted fans of mell too...that is why they obsess over
him even when he is silent!

assnons harass me about cf and mell to demo that i do disagree sanely with sane people...thanks!!! (shhhh...do not tell them so!)

alicia banks said...

anon:

amen

jesus told me that dicedicyicy is the yeti anti-christ!

alicia banks said...

lac:

ignore this!
it is not 4 u!


http://aliciabanks.vox.com/library/link/6a0123ddb39306860b0123ddf50e73860b.html

Anonymous said...

My husband is a paramedic. Last year he broke a couple of vertebra in his back lifting a 670 pound woman young woman and was out of work two months. People this fat are a public health menace and they're running up everybody's insurance costs.
There is NO excuse for this.

Anonymous said...

jesus told me that dicedicyicy is the yeti anti-christ!

best one ever!!!

Anonymous said...

ISEEISEE is a good person and a servant of the Lord. You sinners need to back off before you end up in hell.

You don't know who you are messing with, you fools!

The Purple Cow said...

Assnons of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your anonymity!

Anonymous said...

You are Anonymous. Never forgive, never forget, and never surrender. This e-battle must be won.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is that purple cow? what an odd name. We are honest, transparent and courageous, unlike some of you phony named cows. Yes, we will win because the good always win in the end!

The Purple Cow said...

"If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes."

Leon Trotsky

"Silence is argument carried out by other means."

Che Guevara

Anonymous said...

Wow ya'll are mean and way off topic..I would say this blog is not a blog any longer..tisk tisk tisk

I know some ^%&* is a gonna attack me on a personal level but that b ok bring it on...dumba$$

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