Saturday, June 16, 2012

Floyd does his time and time is up for the vagina.

I have a great deal of respect for Floyd Mayweather's pugilistic skills, but I am really getting sick of dude crying a river about his incarceration. First he tried to get his lawyers to beg for house arrest because he claimed that he would lose his boxing skills, and now he is crying about the food.

Floyd, it's a jail, it's not one of those fancy Vegas hotels that you are used to.

The conditions in a jail are going to be tough. Especially for a guy like you who is used to living large.

It can't be any worse than the jails here in Philly, and young bucks here sit in jail like it's a walk in the park.

Floyd is going to sit for 90 days. That isn't exactly hard time. He pleaded guilty to a serious charge and was allowed to earn a big pay day before going to lock down. It's time to stop with the whining and get on with doing the time.

My advice to Floyd is to make the best use of his time while he is being held by the state. Read some books and do some soul searching. At the end of the day it isn't always about how you take care of your body; it's about how you take care of your mind as well.

Finally, republicans in Michigan have decided that the word Vagina is a bad word. This could have something to do with the fact it (the vagina) is attached to women. I bet they would never ban the word penis. That is too close for comfort.

This fits a pattern with republicans of late, anything having to do with a woman or her body has caused them to come out blazing. Some of these republicans are married and have daughters, (heck some of them are women themselves) so you have to wonder where all of this dislike for women is coming from.

 “It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women,” one state representative said. “I would not say that in mixed company.”

Really? Vagina is "offensive"? What if she had said my pussy? What other word should she have used to describe this particular part of her body?

“If I can’t say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas?”

They are "legislating vaginas" because vaginas are dangerous weapons. Look how many self righteous republicans it brought down. If the vagina goes unchecked there is no telling how much damage it will do. 







      

34 comments:

alicia banks said...

reps = dems

wake up asap

more distractions from the real issues

like women who cannot afford to buy tampons/condoms etc

hobama is a sexist dog too/pimping women/black bimbos/bc pills etc...

tragic!

excellent advice to fm

_________


memo to fm:

man up

stop beating women

do jail like u do oj

make lemonade

and use this jail experience as something to blame when manny p beats u down

best wishes

____

http://aliciabanks.xanga.com/735008167/to-fannie-lou-hamer-and-all-of-the-warriors-who-came-before-me-my-sincere-and-eternal-apologies/

Desertflower said...

LOLOLOL! Funny post Field!

The word you're looking for is Vajayjay.

And you KNOW they're dangerous and powerful too!;)))

Anonymous said...

Field, "It can't be any worse than the jails here in Philly, and young bucks here sit in jail like it's a walk in the park."

Field, they can sit in jail in Philly like it's a walk in the park because the entire city and it's parks are like being in jail. LOL

field negro said...

"Field, they can sit in jail in Philly like it's a walk in the park because the entire city and it's parks are like being in jail."

Spoken like someone who doesn't know about world class cities. Let me guess, you are from a small town in Kentucky.

Rob Gnarly said...

field negro said...
"Field, they can sit in jail in Philly like it's a walk in the park because the entire city and it's parks are like being in jail."

Spoken like someone who doesn't know about world class cities. Let me guess, you are from a small town in Kentucky.


You missed a word - "Third" World class. Used to be world class until the dark undertow. Now it's knockout king central, Killadelphia and the city of brotherly thugs, just ask the Nutter about youfs and white flight and dwindling revenue. And by the way, we know where you are from so don't be so haughty.

Wesley R said...

Field,

I bet Pretty Boy Floyd is looking real pretty to some of those in lockup. He needs to take the fight with Manny P. It will be boring as hell but at least he can make enough money where he hopefully in no way be able to blow and end up broke.

Dr DoALot said...

http://247wallst.com/2012/06/11/the-most-dangerous-cities-in-america-2/3/

Oh my the ten most dangerous cities in America. Let's see what do all these cities have in common besides being democratically controlled for decades and run under liberal policies? What do you think Field, What else do all these cities have in common?

Anonymous said...

No I am not from Kentucky, but I lived in Philly during the Rizzo years. If you were Black in the City of Brotherly Love-- that was a jail sentence and Rizzo made sure of it.

I have been around the world several times; and Philly is no world-class city. Philly is more akin to Detroit. You must be from Jamaica.

Anonymous said...

"Floyd, it's a jail, it's not one of those fancy Vegas hotels that you are used to."

Field, they make special exceptions for the rich and famous where they live in luxurious jail cells like the Ritz. Hell, Lindsay Lohan visits there all the time.

And what kind of jail cell, or prison do you think Madoff lived in?

And what about OJ? He's probably living like a king.

There have been celebrities who have gone to jail/prison for not paying their taxes. Do you honestly believe they are in a jail cell w/o special accommodations?

I realize you have never defended a celebrity, but I am pretty popular on FN and I am looking for a lawyer. This could be your big break.

Are you interested?

depressed Negro

Anonymous said...

Some women follow the line as it makes their career more visible than otherwise would be their wont...SECupp. Others would rather be the 'house slaves' and push their kin into the hell of field slavery.

Phyllis Schafly made a lucrative living selling lies to gullible people...and also prevented far more talented, hard working, skilled, and educated women from ever having the chance to compete on a level basis. ERA would have made Phyllis the female equivalent of whale oil.

Many in rural Pennsytucky see Philly as the eveelbigcitee. A form of 'sour grapes'

Mold

Anonymous said...

Field, the Repubs are right this time. The V-word is a nasty word and should not be said in public. Have some consideration for children and Christians for Christ's sake!

I have never agreed with Repubs more than a few times, but this time I wholeheartedly agree. Field, I've said it before and I'll say it again, "YOU and some of your leftist cronies need Jesus."

Desertflower said...

Happy Fathers Day to all the guys here! May you all receive many presents and lots of love!

Mack Lyons said...

I guess poor Floyd's worried about getting his shoes took, gettin' "lined up" or having to fight for that bottom bunk. He's a boxer, but when five or six guys jump you, not much swinging you can do to quash that situation.

"Really? Vagina is "offensive"? What if she had said my pussy? What other word should she have used to describe this particular part of her body?"

It's not about the wording. It's about the fact that they have the audacity to be in politics and not somewhere that's more proper, like in the kitchen or in the bedroom.

Bob said...

Not enough they want to control vaginas, they want to ban the word, too. I'm not a Freud person, but there's something grotesquely Freudian about the hangups they're putting on display. They need therapy.

field negro said...

Anon@12:06 AM, I don't believe you. The Wal Mart in the next county is not another country.

But let's see, I can get on a plane here in Philly and go directly across the pond. I have five star restaurants and great stores for shopping.I have world class museums and an orchestra. And, oh yes, five professional teams to watch when it suits my fancy.

Did I mention that I am a relatively short driving distance from NY and D.C.?

And yes, I am from Jamaica. Mandeville, to be exact. Not a city, but the greatest town in the world. A place I am sure that you have never visited.

Why? Because you can't drive there in a pick up truck.

field negro said...

Mack, aren't these cats in isolation? Maybe that's the problem. Floyd seems like he can't stand being alone.

Happy Father's Day to all the fathers holding it down.

California Girl said...

You're probably right. The word "penis" would be off-limits. Vagina isn't even "offensive sounding". Perhaps they would could euphemistically call it "china" as did my young son many years ago. (And, no, he didn't hear it from me in either form)

Anonymous said...

California Girl said...
You're probably right. The word "penis" would be off-limits. Vagina isn't even "offensive sounding". Perhaps they would could euphemistically call it "china" as did my young son many years ago. (And, no, he didn't hear it from me in either form)


Yeah but what happens if you put the words, penis and vagina together in the same sentence as if you have a baby or need an abortion YOU pay for it?

Anonymous said...

field negro said...
Anon@12:06 AM, I don't believe you. The Wal Mart in the next county is not another country.

But let's see, I can get on a plane here in Philly and go directly across the pond. I have five star restaurants and great stores for shopping.I have world class museums and an orchestra. And, oh yes, five professional teams to watch when it suits my fancy.

Did I mention that I am a relatively short driving distance from NY and D.C.?

And yes, I am from Jamaica. Mandeville, to be exact. Not a city, but the greatest town in the world. A place I am sure that you have never visited.

Why? Because you can't drive there in a pick up truck.


Field you forget the uppity Jamaican act from you is for US born African Americans. Some of us know about you bow-tie wearing Jamaicans whose parents were a bit better off than other Jamaicans because they had good jobs with the White british ruling class, but the snobbery is kind of foolish now that you are here. A third world poverty ridden island might impress She-Na-Na in downtown Philly but not many others. Even if you come from a "better neighborhood" of that poverty stricken Island.

Mandeville is nice; (for Jamaica).
You can't drive anywhere from Jamaica with a pickup truck so again don't forget you are Jamaican and you are no better than some unwashed redneck in Kentucky that you try to belittle all the time. They might, just might live in a trailer, what do many Jamaicans live in, eat and live like? Are you better than both?

As for the "five star restaurants and great stores for shopping, world class museums and an orchestra" Hmmmmmm......Detroit had all these things once didn't they? What happened there? Hows that youth violence and darker shade of killadelphia impacting businesses and tax revenue? Jamaica/Detroit/Atlanta/Baltimore oh and D.C here they come. all on track to becoming Jamaica like (after independance from the British)

field negro said...

Anon, clearly you don't get out much. Where do you live?

Most Jamaicans, regardless of their economic conditions, are happier than your redneck neighbor. Why? Because they are not saddled with the burden of bigotry and ignorance.

But keep telling yourself that you are better off because you live in America and away from those evil Negroes. I am sure your pastor will comfort you this morning by telling you that your time on this earth is short lived, and that there is an all white America waiting for you in paradise.;)

field negro said...

"Can't we all just get along?" No Rodney, we can't.

R.I.P. Rodney King.

Anonymous said...

Desert, "Happy Fathers Day to all the guys here! May you all receive many presents and lots of love!"

Thank you, Desert. It is appreciated, considering the shortage of fathers in our community. One would think Field would devote a post about that, but NOOO, he makes a brief comment and goes back to talking about how great Philly is-which is bullshit.

The murder rate in Philadelphia is the highest in America, except maybe for its murdering twin Detroit. Blacks lose their lives in the City of Brotherly Love at an unbelievable rate.

For Blacks, there is nothing world-class about Philly. But for Whites it's much better, of course. There have been, however, flash mobs that attacked innocent Whites in the downtown area.

Don't listen to Field's description of Philly as a "world-class city" because it is not....it's not even close. Stay away from that city...Hell, you might as well go to Detroit. Take it from me, I know. I lived there.

anon12:06am

Anonymous said...

Field, "Most Jamaicans, regardless of their economic conditions, are happier than your redneck neighbor. Why? Because they are not saddled with the burden of bigotry and ignorance."

Just recently, Usain Bolt got so much bigoted pressure from his Jamaican countrymen that he had to break up with his white girlfriend, who probably was the best thing for him. I believe you wrote a Post about it?

Field, thus far you have lied to make Philly and Jamaica look good. Coincidentally, you happen to be part of both. Could it be that your comments have nothing to do with the city and country but EVERYTHING to do with you? Some aspects of your boisterous personality reminds me of Limbaugh and Beck. LOL

Anonymous said...

Poor Rodney...he never could get sober, and met the inevitable. Sad, that.

you owes me money said...

Let the fight for his estate begin. Did Rodney die intestate?


Rodney King
Dead at 47

Exclusive UPDATE 9:27 AM PT --

According to our sources, King's fiancée is telling friends King had been drinking and even smoked weed in the hours just before his death.

Rodney King -- the man who was at the center of the infamous Los Angeles riots -- was found dead this morning in Rialito, CA. He was 47.

According to our sources, King's fiancée found him dead at the bottom of a pool.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they responded to a call at 5:25 AM PT. We're told they physically removed King from the pool and attempted CPR.

Our sources say he was pronounced dead at 6:11 AM.

Law enforcement sources say Rialto PD will open a drowning investigation, but so far there are no signs of foul play.



King became famous in 1991 when he was the victim of police brutality at the hands of the LAPD. The officers involved in the incident were acquitted the following year and the announcement of the verdict led to the Los Angeles riots.

TMZ spoke with King about two months ago, where he seemed upbeat and introspective.

quantum0d0 said...

I want a Field Negro tshirt. I've got 25+ years doing graphics, Field . . . Just sayin'. A great way for people to show their support. You'd have little old white ladies and Chinese dwarves and all kinds of folks in Field Negro shirts.

I dunno, maybe that's wrong . . . It's hard for me to tell exactly what is anymore. If the idea of a Field Negro tshirt being, you know, for sale is offensive to people, I apologize.

I would wear it because this is the only damn blog I find worth reading.

Desertflower said...

Anonymous said...
"Thank you, Desert. It is appreciated, considering the shortage of fathers in our community."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I would agree with you on that, except for the fact that there has been a great shortage of fathers in the Anglo community also.

Just seems to be more hidden and not publicized as much.

Also take into consideration the diaspora and the conditions under which African Americans came to and lived here.

Slavery, the separation of families and the enforced poverty. All of which have long standing consequences.

Without even going into the fact of the color arousal that still exists today.

And they still don't want to give brown people a chance. By constantly attacking AA,or any program that offers a bootstrap that one can pull oneself up by, etc.

and I have lived this personally when I lived in the states.

As in once being denied a position that I was completely qualified for, so the HR person could give it to a blonde Anglo that had failed the test miserably.

I won't mention the company, but I had high hopes that were dashed that day.

And also I could hear the two HR people actually arguing over this. The other one won, but it was bitter.

The only thing I felt a bit better about was that the woman couldn't look in my eyes as she gave me the news.

With this type of treatment and without being able to earn a living, as a man how would you feel?

I shouldn't even ask. I know the answer...

Our yesterday shapes our today. Our today shapes our tomorrow.

End of rant

Desertflower said...

@ guantum0d0 1:34pm: LIKE :)

Anonymous said...

Now you can not only have a weave, fake nails and eyelash extensions you can whiten your Vagina.

http://thegrio.com/2012/06/08/vagina-brightening-indian-tv-ad-for-genital-skin-whitening-product-stokes-controversy/

Dr.Reine c/o 2017 said...

LOL at Field's comment at 7:11.

@1:34 diary of a negress is a great blog too!!

Whitey's Conspiracy said...

"Not enough they want to control vaginas, they want to ban the word, too. I'm not a Freud person, but there's something grotesquely Freudian about the hangups they're putting on display. They need therapy."

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Yeah, when we can't even use anatomical terminology in a public policy discussion about medical issues anymore, we've clearly left reason and rationality behind and replaced them with paranoia and orthodoxy.

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"Just recently, Usain Bolt got so much bigoted pressure from his Jamaican countrymen that he had to break up with his white girlfriend, who probably was the best thing for him. I believe you wrote a Post about it?"

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Kinda makes the point then doesn't it? If anyone else's opinion mattered, she was a lifestyle accessory, not a kindred soul, a life's love or a thick n thin partner. There are ALWAYS people who won't approve of any match; if it's right they won't matter.

John Glover said...

I agree with you on Floyd, he needs to shut up and suck it up. With all the garbage he talks 24/7 you would think he would man up, but then again I don't think so.

They are losing their damn minds up there in Michigan simple and plain.

Anonymous said...

There would be nothing ALIVE on this planet without one, that's for sure!!! Men forget that they came from one and spend all their lives trying to get back in, unless they favor the BACK DOOR.

Escape From Chicago said...

http://freebeacon.com/more-killed-in-chicago-this-year-than-afghanistan/

I blame it all on Obama. He needs to get back to Chicago, and do some "Community Organizing".

Or, he could just send the Predators over Chicago every night.