Harris of Ada, Okla. was arrested while in a car with another woman, Jennifer Delancy, outside this Dairy Lou restaurant. When Harris got to the jail, she was searched and allegedly found to have some plastic bags of meth in the crack of her buttocks and a gun in her vagina.
Hold up, a loaded gun in her vagina? Oh lawd! How far will you gun lovers go?
Now that's a concealed weapon for your ass. What if she didn't
remember to remove it before her man decided to give her the red light special?
The poor guy would have lost his johnson, or his face, depending on where he…well, you know.
Anyhoo, all is well that ends well. They caught the culprit before she could manage to do any damage to the sexual ecosystem. Imagine the reverberations if this thing had played itself out: Lorena Bobbit redux with a much scarier twist.
Finally agreeing to a body cavity search, it was then that officers found the weapon and the bags of crystal meth .
Officer Kathy Unbewust said she "observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area."
Oh well, at least it wasn't holstered. Officer Umbewust, you missed something... let me stop.
Now before I tell the story, I need all of you reading this to admit it; you all have had sex in some very dangerous and exotic places. Still, I bet that wherever you got your freak on there was no danger of being eaten by a voyeuristic lion.
"A lion reportedly attacked a man and woman having sex in a bush in Africa, killing the woman.
"Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom," a source reportedly told the outlet. "The two were having their quality time near Mahombekombe Primary School."
The man eventually notified police who, along with officials from the Zimbabwe Parks & Wildlife Management Authority, accompanied him to the scene where they allegedly found the woman's mauled body, according to the report." [Source]
OK, brownie points for Mai's partner because he was wearing a condom. Of course he loses brownie points for running away and leaving poor Mai at the mercy of the lion.