Saturday, November 05, 2016

CAPTION SATURDAY.

Image result for TRUMP SECRET SERVICE STAGE IMAGES

I need a caption for this pic.

Example: Sorry Mr. trump, we thought we saw a black guy.

*Pic from nbcnews.com  

32 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Secret Service Guy: We can dream, can't we?

-Doug in Oakland

F*ck the deplorables said...

Secret service guy standing far right: "I'm gonna stand here and look cool, 'cause I will NOT take a bullet for this orange muthafucka'!

Anonymous said...

The man was heard screaming, in a high, lispy voice, as he was escorted away: "You're not gonna take my cuck porn away, you fascist!"

BTW - That wasn't anyone you know, was it Doug?

:P

dinthebeast said...

Nope. Got some friends in Truckee, but none in Reno.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Sigh ... Yet another violent, unhinged democrat trying to squelch democracy. Plus ca change ....

Anonymous said...

But you love black dick so much, Doug! I have a hard time believing that ...

ctrl+halt+del said...


Trump out'd as a Venus alien, MIB agents P and U prepare him for deportation.

Anonymous said...

Hillary sent a paid thug to kill her opponent three days before the election.

That is who your candidate is.

A Black Panther Forever said...

Really Donald? This draft dodging scared asz man with the meme of "me against the world" faked that stunt ala' "reality TV". Why would Ms. Clinton send anyone with no weapon to attack Donald. This guy has commandeered the air space for two years now. He has played the rope a dope entertaining all. Poor fellow only has his wife to stand with him- not even his ardent supporters are on stage, least he wakes us up out of this stupor/stupid. And the way it looks- we have eight years of us all being on "reality TV".

Utterly corrupt said...

Clinton Foundation money used to pay for Chelsea's wedding:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwlNC1oVIAQiaFm.jpg:large

Two multi-millionaire get married and instead of paying for their wedding themselves, use money given to help Haitians. Says a lot, doesn't it?

culturegeist said...

Trump thought bubble: "$?@+! Steve Bannon swore I had the all the 'Right-to-Carry' gun nuts supporting me. The NRA told me that unhinged people carrying concealed loaded handguns around in public was a good thing. Guess I gotta do what they tell me to if I want to be a Republican; hope my hair looks good."

Michael Tracey said...

My basic takeaway after intensively researching the Clintons for 2 years: the more you learn, the more staggered you are by their corruption

Obama has his problems, but his ethical rectitude is angelic and pristine compared to the Clintons.

It's a tragedy that Obama has staked his legacy on figures as noxious as the Clintons, after defeating them in 2008.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Trump orders the hasenfeffer abruptly leaves without paying stating that, "...there was a hare in my soup!"

culturegeist said...

Trump thought bubble: "Geez, these Secret Security guys get kinda grabby. I wonder if they could assign me a posse of super hot chick agents? That look could be so Huuuuuge for me stepping off Air-Force One, I gotta have Christie look into that if his political career doesn't implode from the guilty verdicts from that Bridgegate trial. Also gotta look into renaming Air-Force One 'Trump-Force One' - that would be Huuuuuuge with my name painted on the side. Yeah."

Anonymous said...

Every day at least three Hillary crimes are uncovered that would end any Republican's career. And yet the corrupt media is still doing their best to drag her limp body toward the goal line.

There is no way America is so debased as to elect this criminal their President.

It is going to be Trump. It has to be.

Anonymous said...

Clinton admits she intentionally deleted emails about the wedding. There is now credible evidence the wedding was paid for illegally using Clinton Foundation money.

How fucking stupid and greedy does someone running for President have to be to do shit like this? They are worth hundreds of millions, yet still feel the need to raid charity funds to cover large personal expenses in such an obvious way.

This is completely self-inflicted.

The Trumpening said...

Your Brexistential dread is real.

http://graphics.latimes.com/usc-presidential-poll-dashboard/

Reggie said...

People disagree with you, you call them racist, uncle toms etc. Over the long term, who wants to deal with that?

I'm with Mike Tyson:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvBV_dqXEAAKfIJ.jpg

Anonymous said...

The only way to stop a bad guy without a gun is a good guy without a gun.

PX

Dr. Phil said...

Oh yeah I remember you, you told me Romney in a landslide. How'd that work out for you?

Anonymous said...

Because we all know Trump will continue Obama's legacy. You're almost as dumb as James.

The Donald said...

Trump: hey does that guy have a Republicans against Trump sign? You guys know what you have to do, yell gun and beat the shit out of him. You know how we roll.

The Purple Cow said...

"Clinton admits she intentionally deleted emails about the wedding....."

Oh nooooooohhhhhhh,

I deleted some emails this morning - does that mean I have to go to prison?

F*ck the deplorables said...

Hills is going to get at least 340 this Tuesday.

dinthebeast said...

The guy in Reno had a sign, not a gun, and was a Republican.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/11/06/donald-trump-nevada-rally/93385996/

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Nope, James didn't see any Clinton signs in any yards so there is no way she can win. We know this because James has an IQ of 150.

Anonymous said...

Duck Don,it's one of those killer pussies you slapped come to beat your ass!!

F*ck the deplorables said...

@6:35, for the win!

field negro said...

Ctrl-halt@10:55, the leader, Anon@6:35 a close second.

Flying Junior said...

Just get me to a nice, clean toilet, have two rolls of Charmin or Cottonelle ready. And have a guy ready to grab my pants and my shoes!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

T -triumphant

R -regal

U -unbeatable

M -magnificent

P -president